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Angry New Bedford Foodstampopotamus Takes Desk Girl On A Ghetto Safari Of Racism, Threats And Lawsuits If We Don’t Take Her Blog Down


Deskie is at it again, and this time, she’s exploring the wildlife of New Bedford from the comfort of her cubical! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Meet the New Bedford Foodstampoptamai From Yesterday’s Free My Boi Video: They Are Everything You Thought They Would Be AND MORE! 


Sweet baby cheesehogs! This one actually got crazier! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Fall River Guttermuppet Returns – AGAIN – Now She’s Running Scams On Yardsale Sites By Selling Broken Tablets Then Blocking People When They Try To Get Their Money Back


The Fall River Guttermuppet is BACK AGAIN and this time selling broken electronics to people who’ve never read Turtleboy. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth


New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners”


North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners” Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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STOP GIVING DRUGGIES ANIMALS! Worcester Skin Suit Starts GFM For Dead Bunny – That Had Its Back Violently Broken Days After She Tried To Give It Away – Wants YOU To Pay For Cremation And Ash Bling


The audacity this chick from Worcester has is something I’ve never seen. She wants you to pay for the cremation services, and necklaces for the ashes, of a bunny that…

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Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court


Woman Who Won’t Shovel Disabled Parents Steps Called Worcester PD On Turtleboy And Is Taking Us To Internet Court Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Malden Chick With Litter Of Illegitimate Kids Accused Of Shooting Meth While 9 Months Pregnancy, Selling Drugs And Food Stamps, By MBTA Fare-Evading Babysitter Friend


Malden Chick With Litter Of Illegitimate Kids Accused Of Shooting Meth While 9 Months Pregnancy, Selling Drugs And Food Stamps, By MBTA Fare-Evading Babysitter Friend Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Local Cheesehog Threatens Internet Lawsuit Vs. Parent’s Landlord For Not Paying Her To Shovel Stairs And Charging Market Rate Rent For Apartment Being Destroyed By Cigarettes


Local Cheesehog Threatens Internet Lawsuit Vs. Parent’s Landlord For Not Paying Her To Shovel Stairs And Charging Market Rate Rent For Apartment Being Destroyed By Cigarettes Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Fall River Skuzzmuff Asks FB If It’s OK To Smoke A Blunt While She’s Pregnant – Ghettobunny Pals Tell Her It’s Fine Because They Did It With All Their Kids


Blunts 4 Babies is all the new rage! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Worcester Mom’s GoFundMe Trying To Raise $2,540 To Bring Home Son In Jail For Selling Heroin And Carrying Unregistered Gun


Worcester Mom’s GoFundMe Trying To Raise $2,540 To Bring Home Son In Jail For Selling Heroin And Carrying Unregistered Gun Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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