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The Hero From East Boston Who Pulled The Fire Alarm In The Steelers Hotel At 3 AM Is Everything You Dreamed He’d Be And More


What were the odds that Dennis Harrison would be the proud owner of a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Taunton Ratchets Call Cops On Turtleboy Because We Won’t Take Their Pictures Down, When That Doesn’t Work They Smash Their Own Window And Say We Magically Drove Down From Worcester And Did It


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I want you to to stop what…

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Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have Custody


Update: Lowell EBT Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Says The Money Was Not For Her Daughter Because She Doesn’t Have Custody Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Tattoo Clad Lowell Chick Selling Food Stamps On Facebook Half Price Obviously Doesn’t Need The Assistance So Why Are We Giving It To Her?


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Meet Alexis Aslanian: The Webster Chick From The Water Street Fight Video Who Was Celebrating Her 19th Birthday Getting Served Underage And Wants Us To Take The Blog Down


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Two Worcester Cheeshogs Engage In Cat Fight To Decide Who Is The Ratchet Queen Of Water Street


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Drug Dealing Warren Cheeshog Busted For Selling Masshealth Financed Prescription Drugs To Undercover Cops Is Now Getting A Taxpayer Funded Surgery Because She Lost Weight


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Athol Man Arrested For Trying To Hit Stepfather With Bat Over Dispute Involving Dead Pet Catfish Is The Most Athol Story Ever


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35 Year Old Wangstas Maintain Strict No Snitching Code For Chicago Bulls Hat Bandits On Rochester NH PD Facebook Page


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Fall River Mother/Daughter Fupasloths Leave Years Worth Of Hoarding Filth After Eviction – Property Owner Left No Choice But To Shame Them On Facebook For Squalor


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.       Alright guys, let’s play…

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Aspiring Kingston Rapper Defends 3 Gutterslugs Who Forced A 16 Year Old Fitchburg Girl Into Prostitution Over The Weekend


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Douglas MA Hardo Sent Us The Most Hilarious, Nonsensical Series Of Facebook Messages You Will Ever Read


We get a lot of hate mail at Turtleboy Sports, but can’t remember getting a message this legendary in a while. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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When You First Get Out Of Jail You Should Probably Not Sell Solicit Food Stamps On Facebook


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             This…

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Infamous No-Tip Brockton Ratchet Returns To Brockton Hub: Admits She Is An American Idol Flunky But It’s Not Her Fault Because Her Mom Says It Was A Scam


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Fitchburg/Leominster Selfie Queen Selling Food Stamps On Facebook


You know the first of the month has arrived when gutter slugs like these are on Facebook selling their food stamps. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Spectacular Stripper Family Members, Internet Lawyers Rush To Defend Pawtucket Man Who Admits Illegally Buying Food Stamps From Deadbeats


It wouldn’t be a story about ratchets unless Internet lawyers and the fam showed up to defend food stamp fraud. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Pawtucket Man Looking To Buy/Sell Food Stamps On Facebook


Pretty sure you’re not supposed to be buying and selling food stamps on the Facebook machine. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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