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  • Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses


    Video Of Lawful Arrest By Taunton PD Of Local Hoodbooger Leads To Outstanding Commentary From Ratchtacular Internet Lawyers And Jehovah’s Witnesses Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Butthurt Blowback From Hoodrat Street Blockade Blog Gets Reaches New Levels Of Ratchetry 


    Butthurt Blowback From Hoodrat Street Blockade Blog Gets Reaches New Levels Of Ratchetry Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.         Last…

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    Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog


    Beverly Hanson Brother Suing Turtleboy For “Defamation,” “Slander,” And “Etc” For Using His Free My Boi Facebook Commentary In A Blog Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Gay Best Friend Cameraman Does Epic Play By Play Commentary For Fupa Troopa Vs. Ho-Prah Gland To Gland Combat In Hartford


    Gay Best Friend Cameraman Does Epic Play By Play Commentary For Fupa Troopa Vs. Ho-Prah Gland To Gland Combat In Hartford Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Fitchburg Queefpie Announces She Threw Boiling Water On A Cat, Goes To Doyle Field To Fight Anyone Talking Shit On Facebook


    Fitchburg Queefpie Announces She Threw Boiling Water On A Cat, Goes To Doyle Field To Fight Anyone Talking Shit On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor


    Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches”


    Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Trashua Hoodbunnies From Friday Ratchet Hodown Throwdown Have Been Found And You’ll Never Guess Their Favorite Sportball Team


     “Bitch didn’t even hit me tho”               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information.              …

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    Winthro-thot Scams North Shore Mom Groups, Turns Out She Enjoys Long Drinking Seshes On The Beach With Infants In Tow & Wants To Watch Your Baby Too


    Don’t you know we’re all in the same damn yard sale groups?               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Trashua Junktacular Hoodbunnies Go Toe To Sock In Friday Morning Ratchet Rumpus


    The Facebook machine is a weird, wondrous place.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information.          …

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