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  • Springfield Ratchet Donnybrooks Are The Best Fights On The Internet


    Springfield Ratchet Donnybrooks Are The Best Fights On The Internet Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    Another Junior Hoodrat Fight In Plumley Village Ends In An Epic Curb Stomping


    Another Junior Hoodrat Fight In Plumley Village Ends In An Epic Curb Stomping Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Plymouth Derptastic Mom, From “Bad Family,” Bashes Police Because A Cop Didn’t Wave Back To Her Young Son – Fails To Mention That She And Her Kid Were Standing Next To A Convicted Crack And Heroin Dealer At The Time


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I don’t know what’s in the water…

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    Scamerico Is BACK! Kelly Janerico, The South Shore’s Most Infamous Scam Queen, Has A Ratchet Flash Sale Online For Five Packs Of Marlboro Heavies Because Normal People Hock Butts On A Yardsale Page


    Everyone’s favorite’s scam queen is back! Only this time she’s hocking butts! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    You Are NEVER Going To Believe What The Infamous Plymouth Dumpsterslugs Have Done Now… Because OMFG…


    Sorry for the click-bait headline but it’s worth it. Promise.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Ratchtastic Mom Launches Capslock Crusade Against “Racist” Weymouth Cops And Schools – Blames Everyone But Herself Because Her Son Acts Like A Caged Animal In Class


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.     Every once in a while I get a…

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    Connecticut Teacher Buying Food Stamps On Facebook From Crackheads Who Are Behind On Their Bills


    Connecticut Teacher Buying Food Stamps On Facebook From Crackheads Who Are Behind On Their Bills Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    33 Year Old Able Bodied Chunky Monkey Begging For Your Hard Earned Cash On Facebook And Gofundme


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Great Barrington


    Food Stamp Friday Chud Of The Week: Vokestached Able-Bodied Great Barrington Town Hardo Selling $200 Worth Of Stamps For $150 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Salisbury Sea Cow Reemerges To Defend Latest Yogurt Slinger Who Stabbed 2 Guys At A Haverhill Bar, Chick Who Sent Us The Story Turns Out To Be Friends With Him Too


    The Salisbury sea cow is back, and acting more ratchet than ever. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Salisbury Sea Cow Reemerges To Defend New Yogurt Slinger Who Stabbed 2 Guys At A Haverhill Bar, Chick Who Sent Us The Story Turns Out To Be Friends With Him Too


    The Salisbury sea cow is back, and acting more ratchet than ever. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    No Kid Ever Deserved To Get His Ass Whooped By The Teacher More Than This Shitstain Named Giddy Yupp


    No Kid Ever Deserved To Get His Ass Whooped By The Teacher More Than This Shitstain Named Giddy Yupp Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Junior Hoodbunny Daughter of Revere City Councillor-At-Large George Rotondo Caught On Video Throwing Hands With Classmates, Cries To Daddy Once She Loses The Upperhand And Gets Whooped; Dad Goes Free My Hoodbunny On Revere Scanner FB Page


    Abusing your position of ‘power’ within the city to try and bring charges against other children who were not the initial aggressors is kinda frowned upon. Want to advertise with…

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    Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston


    Fitchburg Chick Starts $2,000 GoFundMe To Travel To Oregon Because A Mystery Ratchet With No Insurance Totaled Her Car In Boston Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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