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    Gay Best Friend Cameraman Does Epic Play By Play Commentary For Fupa Troopa Vs. Ho-Prah Gland To Gland Combat In Hartford Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Fitchburg Queefpie Announces She Threw Boiling Water On A Cat, Goes To Doyle Field To Fight Anyone Talking Shit On Facebook

    Fitchburg Queefpie Announces She Threw Boiling Water On A Cat, Goes To Doyle Field To Fight Anyone Talking Shit On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor

    Lingerie Ratchet Mom Came To The The Turtleboy Facebook Page To Defend Her Honor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Hurricane Grundle Buying Food Stamps On Facebook In Fitchburg Is Former Local Band Groupie Called “Affliction Bitches”

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    Trashua Hoodbunnies From Friday Ratchet Hodown Throwdown Have Been Found And You’ll Never Guess Their Favorite Sportball Team

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    Winthro-thot Scams North Shore Mom Groups, Turns Out She Enjoys Long Drinking Seshes On The Beach With Infants In Tow & Wants To Watch Your Baby Too

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    Trashua Junktacular Hoodbunnies Go Toe To Sock In Friday Morning Ratchet Rumpus

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    All-Star Peggy Bundy Moms Cruising Route 20 With 4 Unrestrained Small Children In Back Seat While They’re Ripping Butts

    All-Star Peggy Bundy Moms Cruising Route 20 With 4 Unrestrained Small Children In Back Seat While They’re Ripping Butts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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