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Skagbag Arrested For Stabbing Baby Daddy Has Been Posting On Facebook All Week About Why She’s Gonna Stab Her Baby Daddy


Skagbag Arrested For Stabbing Baby Daddy Has Been Posting On Facebook All Week About Why She’s Gonna Stab Her Baby Daddy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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All-Star Mother Defends Daughter And Friend Who Jumped A Freshman On Video Outside Northbridge High School, Threatens Children On Facebook


All-Star Mother Defends Daughter And Friend Who Jumped A Freshman On Video Outside Northbridge High School, Threatens Children On Facebook Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets


New Bedford Black Market Nintendo Salesman Looking To Buy Food Stamps From Local Ratchets Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card


Rich Manchester Chick Parks Daddy’s Lexus In Handicapped Spot, Starts GoFundMe To Pay $250 Ticket, Plays Only God Can Judge Card Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Fall River Convicted Baby Beater Is Out of Jail And Wants You To Have A Ratchtastic Threesome And Ride His Inked Hog


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             You…

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Trash Beast, Who Stole Charity Volunteer’s Costumes, Tried to Sell Them Online-Has History of Being Sued, DUIs, Child Endagerment, Stealing From Work


Never underestimate the Turtle. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.      …

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Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas


Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked On Percs


Junkie “Pregnant Veteran” Who Helped Rob Auburn Heroin Dealer Says She Did Two Tours In North Korea, She’s Suing Us, And The Army Lets Her Stay In Because They Got Her Hooked…

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Let’s Give This Costume-Stealing Trash Banshee From Connecticut Some Turtleboy Justice For Stealing $500 Elsa And Anna Dresses From A Girl Who Spends Her Days Off Making Sick Kids Smile


It’s Time for the Turtlehammer of Justice! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy


Lesbo Ware River Rat Busted Several Times For Heroin Is Somehow Pregnant With A Baby Boy From The Turkey Baster Fairy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Taunton Wangsta Ends Up In The Turtleboy Graveyard – Ratchet From Drug Robbery Blames SSTG For All Her Problems – Maybe She Should Blame Her Hoodrat Mom And Sister


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I had two sources tell me last…

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Meet Weymouth’s Kelly Scamerico: The Radioactive, Section Eight Approved, Overlord Of All The Fupasloths-With Nine GFMs, Disney Trips Galore, And Exploitation Of Her Non-Terminally Ill Kid


Get a six pack. I’m going long, Turtlefam. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos


We Didn’t Know You Could Be A Hardo Rapper On Cape Cod Until We Found These Amazing Mashpee Rap Videos Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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