• Is The Uxbridge Gyspy Church Of End Times Back In Business? We Called Today To Find Out!!


    Is The Uxbridge Gyspy Church Of End Times Back In Business? We Called Today To Find Out!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    New Bedford Xanny Goblin Whines To Desk Girl Because Turtleboy Is Causing Her Mental Problems, But After Seeing Pictures Of Her Passed Out On Heroin, We’re Guessing It’s Not Really Our Fault


    Hot mess express – coming through! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    How Much You Wanna Bet This “Missing” 9 Month Pregnant Lowell Mom Who Was Found Chillin In Lawrence Isn’t Really Pregnant?


    How Much You Wanna Bet This “Missing” 9 Month Pregnant Lowell Mom Who Was Found Chillin In Lawrence Isn’t Really Pregnant? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    The Family That Nods, Bobs, And Robs Together, Stays Together – Meet the DiBartolomeos


    We’re all getting Turtleboyed around here these days! NSTB is gonna have to eat her words from yesterday’s blog. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Central Falls Naked Chick Lied To Police And Actually Shot Herself  Playing With Her Gangbanger Baby Daddy’s Gun. SSTG Got Turtleboyed By Lying Hood Bunny And The Whole Office Is Laughing About It


    Central Falls sucks harder than I could ever imagine! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    A Sordid Affair Of Gutterslug Love And Junkie Rage: Meet The Lesbo Cheesehogs From Our Raunchy Revere Ratchet Fight


    Bulldykes, junkboxes, and artificial insemination, oh my! This is Part 2 – See Part 1 here Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    New Bedford Xanax Goblin, Starts $2k GoFundMe For Tats,  Claims Police Are “Rasist,” and Tried To Use Turtleboy For Weaponized Ratchet Revenge – Gets Her Own Blog For Trying To Play Us


    You’ve heard “don’t poke the Turtle” a million times. I should add “don’t try to use the Turtle for ghetto trash vendettas because you’re a pill-popping loser who fights with…

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    Aaron Hernandez’ Wigtactacular Prison Boyfriend From Uxbridge Is Everything You Dreamed He Would Be And More


    Aaron Hernandez’ Wigtactacular Prison Boyfriend From Uxbridge Is Everything You Dreamed He Would Be And More Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    DCF Has FINALLY Removed Guttermuppet’s Two Children, After She Spent The Week Abusing Them In Front Of Shelter Workers, And I’ve Never Felt Such Relief In My Life


    DCF, after months of us pleading for welfare of these two kids, has finally done their job. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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