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    Portly Norwich Connecticut Bulls Fan Is Selling His Foodstamps Because He Got Reasons – Thinks Y’all Should Mind Yo Own Bizniz


    Another day – Another flat-brimmed Bulls hat chudbeast selling stamps.  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy”


    New Baker Cult Rap Video From Grafton Gazebo Dedicated To “Fuck Turtle Boy” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges


    Spencer Drug Dealer Raising $3,500 For Sick Dog After Paying $10,000 For Fiance’s Bail After Gun Charges Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Southbridge Astrojizzasicists Defend Good Name Of Coke Dealer On SPD Facebook Page After Being Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison


    Southbridge Astrojizzasicists Defend Good Name Of Coke Dealer On SPD Facebook Page After Being Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Death Threat Of The Day: New Bedford Hardo Says Turtleboy Is Getting “Merked” For Disrespecting Foodstampotamus


    Death Threat Of The Day: New Bedford Hardo Says Turtleboy Is Getting “Merked” For Disrespecting Foodstampotamus Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Two Lazy Millennial Slop Mops Publicly Battle To See Who Is The GoFundMe Trap Queen Of The South Shore


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…

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    Angry New Bedford Foodstampopotamus Takes Desk Girl On A Ghetto Safari Of Racism, Threats And Lawsuits If We Don’t Take Her Blog Down


    Deskie is at it again, and this time, she’s exploring the wildlife of New Bedford from the comfort of her cubical! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Meet the New Bedford Foodstampoptamai From Yesterday’s Free My Boi Video: They Are Everything You Thought They Would Be AND MORE! 


    Sweet baby cheesehogs! This one actually got crazier! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    Fall River Guttermuppet Returns – AGAIN – Now She’s Running Scams On Yardsale Sites By Selling Broken Tablets Then Blocking People When They Try To Get Their Money Back


    The Fall River Guttermuppet is BACK AGAIN and this time selling broken electronics to people who’ve never read Turtleboy. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth


    New Hampshire Chudstuffer Announces On Facebook That He’s Out Of Crystal Meth, Asks Friends To Smoke Him Up, Defriends Anyone Who Comments Without Offering Crystal Meth Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners”


    North High Students Arrested For Assaulting Vice Principal And Female Teacher During Head Stomping Fight At MCAS Rally As Lisa Dyer Yelled “We Are Respectful Learners” Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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    STOP GIVING DRUGGIES ANIMALS! Worcester Skin Suit Starts GFM For Dead Bunny – That Had Its Back Violently Broken Days After She Tried To Give It Away – Wants YOU To Pay For Cremation And Ash Bling


    The audacity this chick from Worcester has is something I’ve never seen. She wants you to pay for the cremation services, and necklaces for the ashes, of a bunny that…

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