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Angry Apple Orchard Dad Somehow Emasculates Himself Even Worse With Hilarious Blog For Time Magazine


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   So earlier this week we wrote about some idiot named Aaron Gouveia who writes a blog called The Daddy Files. The guy took grave offense to this sign from Tougas Family Farm in Northboro: Because obviously this sign is extremely offensive. Dads are serious people at all times. No joking around for us!!!…

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Local Dad Flips Out Because Of “Offensive” Sign At Northborough Apple Picking Farm That Implies That Dads Are Fun People


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Question for all the dudes out there, especially the dads. Do you find this sign from Tougas Family Farm in Northborough offensive? Most of you are probably saying, “No of course not. What kind of stupid question is that?” You also might be saying, “That sign is PG satire that pokes…

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Moron Rally Against Worcester “Police Brutality” Led By Junior Smokeshow Worcester State Sociology Professor Sonya Conner


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So the Worcester Telegram and Gazette published an article today about a rally that took place yesterday at City Hall in regards to police brutality. It was laugh out loud funny. Excerpts from the Telegram’s article are in bold italics: Hoping to quell what they said were overeager police who…

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Worst Neighbor Ever: Worcester Lady’s Dog Poops On Neighbor’s Yard, Poops On Herself, Assaults Ambulance Drivers, Gets Handcuffed To Gurney


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Saw this story on a loyal Turtleboy Sports reader’s Facebook page. It all began when she put up this picture of her neighbor being put into an ambulance while handcuffed to the gurney: Here’s her background story: “This is my crazy neighbor who I have been dealing with for a…

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Does This Look Like The Face OF A Wannabe Movie Star, Anita Storr Who Told The Mass State Trooper Who Pulled Her Over That She Was Better At Playing A Cop Than He Was?


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook.   I was reading the Telegram and Gazette yesterday and I came across this. Couldn’t stop laughing at the end either: DUDLEY — A New York actress and stunt driver accused of fleeing a state trooper on Interstate 84 in Sturbridge was placed on probation for six months.  Anita F. Storr,…

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Fitchburg Middle School Principal Claims Kaitlin Pearson’s Coworkers Were The Anonymous Source That Complained About Her Naked Pictures Because They Want To Open Their Own Charter School


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Sign up to get TurtleBoySports emailed to you for free by entering your email on the right hand side.   In light of the Kaitlin Pearson nude modeling scandal up in Fitchburg, something has never been answered. Who the hell was the anonymous person that got this whole bro-ha-ha…

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Superintendent Says Teachers Like Kaitlin Pearson Shouldn’t Drink Beer, Use Middle Finger, Or Go To Strip Clubs


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook Sign up to get TurtleBoySports emailed to you for free by entering your email on the right hand side.   Worcester Telegram and Gazette: Teachers have also had disciplinary action taken against them for character flaws and have been terminated under various state laws for incompetency, insubordination, neglect of duty,…