338-0712091838-joepalies

Penn State Fans Prove They Are Still Moronic Savages For Joe Paterno, Statue Chants After NCAA Lifts Bowl Ban


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   ESPN.com — Penn State will be eligible for the postseason this year and will have all its scholarships returned next year, after the NCAA agreed Monday afternoon to again reduce sanctions stemming from the Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. Penn State’s athletics integrity monitor, former Sen. George Mitchell,…

IMG_4264

Drunk, Glorious Plymouth Pop Warner Coaches/Parents, Dooshnozzle BC Students, Make UMass-Boston College Game Tolerable


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So Mrs. Turtleboy and I ventured to Gillette Stadium today to watch UMass’ season opener against Boston Newton College. I know jack shit about UMass football and I think I’ve been to like two games my whole life. But I know that BC sucks so maybe we had a chance to…

Screen-Shot-2014-08-28-at-9.58.30-PM

Texas A&M Just Proved That Johnny Rookie Bitch Was Most Overrated Player In College Football History


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   ESPN.com — Kenny Hill looked more than ready to replace Johnny Manziel on the field. He still is getting used to the attention that goes along with the job. Hill broke Manziel’s single-game passing record with 511 yards, and No. 21 Texas A&M beat No. 9 South Carolina 52-28 on Thursday night, ending…

Anthony+Brown+USC+v+Washington+mtNqKJsMSKtl

USC 6th String RB Anthony Brown Quits Because Coach Sarkisian Said “Fuck” Too Much And Is “Racist”


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   USC senior running back Anthony Brown, who quit the team a week ago, called head coach Steve Sarkisian a racist Thursday. Brown posted on Instagram on Thursday morning, “Sark treated me like a slave in his Office…Can’t play for a racist MAN!!!!! #Fighton” and posted a similar message on Facebook.…

-2627453dd1eacc21

Apparently Alabama Allows Fat Bastards To Run Across The Stadium To Get Nick Saban’s Autograph, And It Is Magnificent


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So apparently Alabama has some tradition where all the fans run across Bryant-Denny Stadium to line up for Nick Saban’s autograph, or whoever the coach of the Alabama football team is that year. Because in Alabama everything else is going great, so they can afford to have a football…

5wiuo

Houston Texans Coach Bill O’Brien Is My New Hero After Shitting On Joe Paterno, Penn State Fans


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook To follow Turtleboysports via email just click on “Follow” on the lower right hand corner of the screen and enter your email. The hot takes will then be delivered to you hot off the press. Former New England Patriots offensive coordinator, and Penn State tackle football coach Bill O’Brien recently…