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Meet Keith Bezio: Greenfield Chud Who Thinks He’s In An Interracial Relationship And Texts Turtleboy Associates With Passive-Aggressive Threats


Meet Keith Bezio: Greenfield Chud Who Thinks He’s In An Interracial Relationship And Texts Turtleboy Associates With Passive-Aggressive Threats Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes


Well Known Dope Fiend Just Got Back On Food Stamps, Sells Them On Facebook, Gets Three Offers Within Minutes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Free Turtleboy Shirt To Whoever Names The Butthole Brockton Plow Driver That Got His Entire  Company Fired For Burying In Kids Shoveling Their Family Driveway


We want the name of this guy and we’re willing to give away Turtleboy swag to get it! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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MIAA Officials Harass Fitchburg Sentinel And Enterprise Award Winning Photographer For Taking Pictures At Basketball Game And Tweeting Updates


MIAA Officials Harass Fitchburg Sentinel And Enterprise Award Winning Photographer For Taking Pictures At Basketball Game And Tweeting Updates Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Tittoo Clad Swamp Monster Shoots Up Bang Bus Friend With Heroin Using Dirty Syringe While Giving Birth


Tittoo Clad Swamp Monster Shoots Up Bang Bus Friend With Heroin Using Dirty Syringe While Giving Birth Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours


Goth Chick Mocks Turtle Riders All Day, Then Leaves Crying Voicemail With Turtleboy Surrendering Because Wendy’s Cut Her Hours Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags


Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Fitchburg “Weed-For-Ride-To-Prison” Chick Is Hiring Attorney Dick N. Vulva For Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy


Fitchburg “Weed-For-Ride-To-Prison” Chick Is Hiring Attorney Dick N. Vulva For Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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Meet The 7 Fun Sponge Anarchists Arrested For Attacking Worcester Cops, Carrying Weapons, And Blocking Public Streets


Meet The 7 Fun Sponge Anarchists Arrested For Attacking Worcester Cops, Carrying Weapons, And Blocking Public Streets Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Masked Anarchist Virgins Assault A Turtlegram Reporter On Film, Block Streets, Most Worcester Gay Ever Gives Epic Play By Play


Masked Anarchist Virgins Assault A Turtlegram Reporter On Film, Block Streets, Most Worcester Gay Ever Gives Epic Play By Play Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Pastor/State Representative Greg Stokes Using His Position To Prey On Vulnerable Married Women Who Come To Him For Marriage Advice


Pastor/State Representative Greg Stokes Using His Position To Prey On Vulnerable Married Women Who Come To Him For Marriage Advice Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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