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  • Video: Plymouth County Correctional Officer, Who Goes Full Pussy By Pulling Out Pepper Spray During Sidewalk Fight HE Started, Gets His Ass Handed To Him And Leaves Crying – Lands Himself On World Star


    Well, it’s finally happened. Plymouth has made World Star. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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    Plymouth Snaggle Snatch Gets Her Ass Savagely Handed To Her After The Guy She Called Out For Crappy Driving Sees Her Post And Breaks Down Why She’s An Attention-Starved Liar 


    I guess she thought she was in England. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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    NH Jail Superintendent Bruce Pelkie Loves Two Things: Impersonating A Police Officer And Rocking Jorts


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Strafford County jail is back in the news…

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    The Grand Poobah Medford Peter Is Pissed At Uncle Turtleboy, Says He’s All That And A Can Of Pringles And His Lawyer Is Going to Own NSTB’s House


    Hope you’re not sick of the Revere Lesbo Ratchet crew yet. They’re the gift that keeps on giving. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Captain Save-a-Ho And Perma-Friendzoned Randy Hurley Tries To Defend Honor Of Sabrina Lewis Who Had A Small Cameo Appearance In Revere Ratchet Blog, Says Mayor of Malden & City Council Will Get North Shore Turtlebabe


    We struck gold with the Revere Ratchets! Everyone is in an uproar from Malden to Revere, making North Shore Turtlebabe burn that midnight oil.            …

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