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  • The Turtleboycott Petition Has Turned Into A Throwback Thursday Support Group For Assholes Who Have Been Featured In Our Blogs


    The Turtleboycott Petition Has Turned Into A Throwback Thursday Support Group For Assholes Who Have Been Featured In Our Blogs Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin


    Public Shaming: Look At These Cambridge Poopheads Giving Money To The Mass Pike Panhandler Which He Will Immediately Spend On Heroin Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Maine Dirtbags Round 2: Because They Couldn’t Resist Going On Social Media And Foolishly Incriminating Themselves (And Each Other)


    Maine Dirtbags Round 2: Because They Couldn’t Resist Going On Social Media And Foolishly Incriminating Themselves (And Each Other) Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    RI State Police Are Searching For This Model Citizen After He Rams Into Multiple Police Cars And A Building, Then Flees On Foot To Avoid Arrest


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    Connecticut Gascan Goblin Scams Hundreds Of Elderly People With Fake Story About Car Running Out Of Gas


    Connecticut Gascan Goblin Scams Hundreds Of Elderly People With Fake Story About Car Running Out Of Gas Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.   …

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    Delusional Mom Goes On Epic Whiny Tirade Against School Because Her Kid Failed And It’s Everyone’s Fault Except Her Own


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    Burrillville Dumpster Dumplings Constantly Unload Their Daughters On Strangers From Craigslist, Will Only Pay For The Time Their Kids Were Awake, And Profit From Scamming Old Ladies With Fake Casino Trips


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