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    Captain Save-a-Ho And Perma-Friendzoned Randy Hurley Tries To Defend Honor Of Sabrina Lewis Who Had A Small Cameo Appearance In Revere Ratchet Blog, Says Mayor of Malden & City Council Will Get North Shore Turtlebabe


    We struck gold with the Revere Ratchets! Everyone is in an uproar from Malden to Revere, making North Shore Turtlebabe burn that midnight oil.            …

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    Haverhill Scumbaguette Claims Fire Destroyed Everything She Owns- Starts GFM And Gets Bagged For Being An Illegal Squatter


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    Local Buttnut Wes Rodrick Dips On Bill At Friendly’s With GF And Daughter, Forcing Waitress To Pick Up The Tab


    Local Buttnut Wes Rodrick Dips On Bill At Friendly’s With GF And Daughter, Forcing Waitress To Pick Up The Tab Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Clinton Superintendent Calls Fired Coach Mike Garofoli Ignorant For “Stupid Comments,” And Moron Doubles Down And Calls Turtleboy Fake News


    Clinton Superintendent Calls Fired Coach Mike Garofoli Ignorant For “Stupid Comments,” And Moron Doubles Down And Calls Turtleboy Fake News Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Chad Reidy’s Family Is Blaming Turtleboy For His Suicide And Wants Us To Pay For The Funeral


    Chad Reidy’s Family Is Blaming Turtleboy For His Suicide And Wants Us To Pay For The Funeral Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose “Worthless Carcass” Was Dragged All Over Town


    Do NOT Call This Notorious Framingham Town Asshole About His Blog Calling Deceased Trooper Matthew Daigle A “Stupid Terrorist” Whose “Worthless Carcass” Was Dragged All Over Town Want to advertise…

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    Chucklefuck Urban Spelunking Duo Arrested For Trespassing, Running In Front Of Trains, Bringing Orange Line To A Screeching Halt In Boston During Rush Hour


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    Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light


    Rapey Looking EDM Drunk Finds A Way To Destroy A Worcester Cop Car After Blowing Through Red Light Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham


    Woonsocket Trashcan Arrested For Abusing 5 Month Old Baby Of Roommate, Previously Arrested For Child Abuse in 2013 In Bellingham Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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