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Passive-Aggressive Threats From Toolbags Like This Are The Reason We Exist At Turtleboy Sports


Passive-Aggressive Threats From Toolbags Like This Are The Reason We Exist At Turtleboy Sports Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Cop-Hating Ratchet Thinks It’s Illegal That We Used Her Comment In The Blog, Threatens To Shoot Us, Spends Fifteen Hours Fighting With Turtleriders Instead Of Watching Her Kid 


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Ah, yet…

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Meet Micah Femino: The 34 Year Old Newburyport Pizza Delivery Boy Who Called TB Racist On WEEI, Hates Cops, And Looked Like A Homeless Man On His Wedding Day


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Yesterday we…

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Chinstrap-Laden Chicago Bulls Hat-Wearing Websterite Selling Used Panties On Facebook Is The Shadiest Thing You’ll See On The Internet


We can’t figure out the scam here, but it’s probably the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on the Internet. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Another Worcester Dumpster Slug Is Selling Food Stamps On Facebook And Seems To Think That’s Normal


Another winner selling food stamps on Facebook. Shocking. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we…

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Sexual Predator Fake Cop’s Christmas Card Features Hardcore Porn On TV, Might Be Giving Chicks Crabs, Has Been Arrested For All Of This In January


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Brockton GoFundMe Trap Queen’s Internet Lawyer Sister Threatening To Call “Poloce” On TBS With “Deformation” Of Character Arrest, Also Declares War On Brockton Hub


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             The…

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Guy Arrested For Molesting Burger King Employee And Pretending To Be A Worcester Cop Has Quite The Facebook Page


  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Watch…

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Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. So I got a text from SSTurtleMom…

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Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners


Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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Gypsy Who Aided And Abetted Online Bullies Is Suing Turtleboy For Screenshotting The Ridiculous Things She Posted On Facebook


Looks like we’ve got another Internet lawsuit!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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Anyone Who Believed Adam Saleh Was Kicked Off His Delta Flight Because He Spoke In Arabic Is A Dumbshit Moron


Anyone Who Believed Adam Saleh Was Kicked Off His Delta Flight Because He Spoke In Arabic Is A Dumbshit Moron Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Turtleboy Justice: Auburn Police Arrested Jerrell Sciarra After Reading Our Blog On The Violent Attack At Auburn High School


This is what we like to call Turtleboy justice. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising…

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Local Buttnut Using Boston Marathon Tragedy To Sell His Volunteer Jacket For $200 On Facebook Yard Sale Pages


Local Buttnut Using Boston Marathon Tragedy To Sell His Volunteer Jacket For $200 On Facebook Yard Sale Pages Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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