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Hipster College Explains All The Ways You Don’t Realize You’re a Racist Misogynistic Dooshnozzle


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   So here at Turtleboy Sports we wanna write about whatever our readers wanna read about. The spicier and more controversial the better. So if you ever have a story you want us to consider then send us an email to hottakes@yahoo.com or just message us on Facebook. It’s good for days like…

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Idiot School Commemorates 9/11 By Kicking Out Military Dad For Wearing Army Uniform Because They Hate America


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   When Lt. Colonel Sherwood Baker tried to meet his daughter, who was sitting in the counseling office at her high school, the Army officer was denied entrance by school security. When Baker asked why he couldn’t enter the office building, security told him that the school’s policy does…

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Rich White Lucky Sperm Jeanie Buss Shows She’s Not Racist By Refusing To Draft Black Players On The Washington Redskins


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Every feel good yahoo out there has been trying to show the world that they are the most politically correct defender of Native Americans’ feelings for months now. Ever since Deadspin and Chris Kluwe started a campaign to get the Washington Redskins to change their name (because it’s…

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Smut Peddling Fox Cancels Ads On WEEI Over Kirk Minihane’s Factual Comments About Erin Andrews, Gets Him Suspended


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Free speech is officially dead in America. Well, I guess that’s not totally true. You can still express whatever opinion you want…..as long as it coincides with a politically correct agenda that completely ignores reality. WEEI caved yesterday and suspended Kirk Minihane for seven days. You may recall that Minhihane called Erin…

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Was Jonah Hill Wrong For Telling Paparazzi To “Suck My D F-ing F?”


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   So Jonah Hill is getting a lot of shit right now for telling a paparazzi to “suck my dick you faggot.” Watch what happened and decide for yourself what you think. Not to get into semantics here, but…

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Unemployed Punter Chris Kluwe Just Equated Washington Redskins Name To “Holocaust Pride”


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Remember Chris Kluwe? The unemployed punter who claims the Vikings didn’t sign him because he supports gay rights? We’ve written about this idiot before. Dude is the biggest dooshnozzle going right now. Since no one will…