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Disgruntled Amherst Mophead “Lawyer” Wants People’s Republic Of Amherst To Impeach Trump


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Last Night Was More Proof That It’s Pointless To Try To Work Together With Social Justice Warriors


Last Night Was More Proof That It’s Pointless To Try To Work Together With Social Justice Warriors Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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State Senators Who Voted Against $300K For Bullet Proof Vests For Cops Just Spent $18 Million On Pay Raises For Themselves


State Senators Who Voted Against $300K For Bullet Proof Vests For Cops Just Spent $18 Million On Pay Raises For Themselves Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Jim McGovern Embarrassed Our State When Joe Biden Had To Tell Him To Shut The Fuck Up About Russian Hacking And Move On With Life


Jim McGovern showed us again yesterday how useless he really is. The man is an embarrassment for our state. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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There’s Something Strange About This Picture Jim McGovern Posted From An Anti-Trump Resistance He Hosted In Northampton


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Do People Really Think That Millions Of People Voted For Trump Because The Russians Told Them To?


Not one person in this country voted for Donald Trump because the Russians convinced them to. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Top 14 Reasons The Electoral College Is Better Than A National Popular Vote


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All These Morons Whining About The Popular Vote Cuz Their Girl Lost Don’t Understand Why The Electoral College Is So Awesome


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Top 10 Towns And Cities For Every Candidate And Ever Ballot Question In Massachusetts


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Whiny Hillary Supporters Are Angry At All The Wrong People


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Has Anyone Ever Had A Worse Night Than Jim McGovern Did Last Night? Turtleboy Nearly Defeats Congressman In Write-in Bid


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Turtleboy Live Election Results 2016


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Dear Election Nazis – We Dare You To Arrest Us For Posting Our Completed Ballots On The Internet


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