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First Person To Identify These Two Chiselers Who Stiffed Two Promo Girls On The Check At Compass Tavern For $143 Gets Free T-Shirts


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NH Tax Collector Bringing Her Grandkid To Work In Her $55K Whip Is Probably Not The Best Look


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Councilor Michael Gaffney Op-Ed: Tim Murray Making $250,000 To Run Corrupt, Political, Taxpayer Funded Chamber Of Commerce


Councilor Michael Gaffney Op-Ed: Tim Murray Making $250,000 To Run Corrupt, Political, Taxpayer Funded Chamber Of Commerce Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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We Were Wrong For Using The Term “Stillborn” In Our Hatchimals Blog


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Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time


Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Anyone Know This Mercedes Driving, Food Stamp Using Iranian Guy Peter Who Stole Shrewsbury Woman’s Credit Card And Had A Park Ave Shopping Spree?


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Turtleboy Loses Brilliant Follower On Facebook Because We Are “Hillary’s Bitch Now”


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Turtle Rider Who Works With The Homeless Sounds Off On Dumb Girl Who Started $7K GoFundMe For Panhandling Drug Addict’s Apartment


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Top 10 Fan Mail Hate Messages Turtleboy Got From Dirt Bikers This Week


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Turtle Nurse: Hospitals Paying Insane Amounts Of Money To Fake Commissions In Order To Stay Open


We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing,  Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael Erlich, H-S…

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