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  • Announcing TurtleBoy’s Newest Feature – Ask J-Dub


    By J-Dub Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information. Just when you thought it was safe to read TurtleBoy Sports again…I’m back.  I haven’t been around for about…

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    Deskie Vs Brockton’s Princess Fupajuicer: Fupa Fills Out The Form Because She Hates Being Called Old And Loves Her Some Abi


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I’m really thankful that our Desk Girl…

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    Fall River Snaggle Ratchet, Who Blasted Nameless Meter Maid With Homophobic Slurs, Begs Desk Girl For The Form, Blames Us For Her Poor Choices


    It’s been a while since Abi landed a good one for us! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Turtleboy’s Cape Cod Ratchet Scavenger Hunt – A Must Play Game For Anyone Crossing The Canal Trying To Escape The Mainland 


    Now you have something to do while sitting in traffic!  Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Gothopotamus Musician Harasses Innocent Women Online Because He Can’t Score A Date While Living In Mom’s Basement


    Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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    Whiny Bitches Announce They Are Unfollowing Turtleboy Page Because Popups On Free Website Hurt Their Feels And Offend Their Souls


    Whiny Bitches Announce They Are Unfollowing Turtleboy Page Because Popups On Free Website Hurt Their Feels And Offend Their Souls Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Fall River Snaggle Snatch Gets Real Mad, Records Hilarious Video Message For Turtleboy & Trolls, In Defense Of Her Tubby Cousins Who Think It’s Funny To Post Animal Torture Videos, After They Pissed Off The Whole City


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         Sooooo, for the…

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    Randy Hurley, Revere Ratchet Defender, Gets Caught In Desk Girl’s Web Of Ginger Love – Tells Deskie She’s Got Beautiful Eyes (Even Though One Of Them Is Lazy) And He Understands About The Party Cave Cysts


    Looks like Deskie might be in love! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    Belly-Dancing Transvestite-Looking Snowflake Gives Us Threatening Countdown To Remove Blog About Falling 7 11 Sign Because Gravity Offends Her


    This might be the dumbest reader email I’ve ever gotten. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Do NOT Call This Phone Number: 413-325-1764


    Do NOT Call This Phone Number: 413-325-1764 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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    State Legislature Won’t Pass Common Sense Bill For Grieving Mother To Streamline Notification Process When Family Members Are In Car Crash


    State Legislature Won’t Pass Common Sense Bill For Grieving Mother To Streamline Notification Process When Family Members Are In Car Crash Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Goth Chick Wendy’s Employee Leaves 5 Hilarious Voicemails For Turtleboy Threatening Internet Lawsuits For Blog About Fitchburg Prison Visitor


    Goth Chick Wendy’s Employee Leaves 5 Hilarious Voicemails For Turtleboy Threatening Internet Lawsuits For Blog About Fitchburg Prison Visitor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Natick Blumpkin, Who Makes Clothes For Juggalo Meth Mommas, Tries To Instigate War With Us, Starts Save Desk Girl Campaign, Attacks Our Sponsors, Gets Told By Fire Gypsies To Knock It Off


    Oh, You guys are going to have fun with this blow turd. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!!


    Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Inbox Of The Day: Uxbridge Woman Calling The Cops Because Pool Party Car Crash Came From The East, Not The West


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           The best…

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