• Do NOT Call This Phone Number: 413-325-1764

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    State Legislature Won’t Pass Common Sense Bill For Grieving Mother To Streamline Notification Process When Family Members Are In Car Crash

    State Legislature Won’t Pass Common Sense Bill For Grieving Mother To Streamline Notification Process When Family Members Are In Car Crash Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Goth Chick Wendy’s Employee Leaves 5 Hilarious Voicemails For Turtleboy Threatening Internet Lawsuits For Blog About Fitchburg Prison Visitor

    Goth Chick Wendy’s Employee Leaves 5 Hilarious Voicemails For Turtleboy Threatening Internet Lawsuits For Blog About Fitchburg Prison Visitor Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Natick Blumpkin, Who Makes Clothes For Juggalo Meth Mommas, Tries To Instigate War With Us, Starts Save Desk Girl Campaign, Attacks Our Sponsors, Gets Told By Fire Gypsies To Knock It Off

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    Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!!

    Weymouth, Boston Rapper/Hardos Sent Us The Best Death Threats Ever This Week!!! Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Inbox Of The Day: Uxbridge Woman Calling The Cops Because Pool Party Car Crash Came From The East, Not The West

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    Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper Fire

    Desk Girl Thwarted Off Brilliantly Written Internet Lawsuits From The Winchester NH Swamp Donkey Who Was Arrested At The Camper Fire Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Plymouth Lurchbeast And Family Are Filing An Internet Lawsuit Against SSTG; Hire Vulva After Desk Girl Couldn’t Help Them Take The Blog About Them Down

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    First Person To Identify These Two Chiselers Who Stiffed Two Promo Girls On The Check At Compass Tavern For $143 Gets Free T-Shirts

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    NH Tax Collector Bringing Her Grandkid To Work In Her $55K Whip Is Probably Not The Best Look

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    Councilor Michael Gaffney Op-Ed: Tim Murray Making $250,000 To Run Corrupt, Political, Taxpayer Funded Chamber Of Commerce

    Councilor Michael Gaffney Op-Ed: Tim Murray Making $250,000 To Run Corrupt, Political, Taxpayer Funded Chamber Of Commerce Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    We Were Wrong For Using The Term “Stillborn” In Our Hatchimals Blog

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.         The other day…

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    Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time

    Parking Your Lexus In Not One, But Two Handicapped Spots At Zorba’s Might Be The Biggest Dooshnozzle Move Of All Time Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Anyone Know This Mercedes Driving, Food Stamp Using Iranian Guy Peter Who Stole Shrewsbury Woman’s Credit Card And Had A Park Ave Shopping Spree?

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    Turtleboy Loses Brilliant Follower On Facebook Because We Are “Hillary’s Bitch Now”

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    Turtle Rider Who Works With The Homeless Sounds Off On Dumb Girl Who Started $7K GoFundMe For Panhandling Drug Addict’s Apartment

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    Top 10 Fan Mail Hate Messages Turtleboy Got From Dirt Bikers This Week

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