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  • Turtleboy Shamed Braintree High School Into Rehiring Legendary Basketball Coach Kristen McDonnell After Psycho Parents Drove Her Out


    Turtleboy Shamed Braintree High School Into Rehiring Legendary Basketball Coach Kristen McDonnell After Psycho Parents Drove Her Out Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….

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    Spencer-East Brookfield Superintendent Tracy Crowe Added To Turtleboy Sports Graveyard After Resigning In Disgrace


    Spencer-East Brookfield Superintendent Tracy Crowe Added To Turtleboy Sports Graveyard After Resigning In Disgrace Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.       Time…

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    Is This Your Ring? Chick Finds Diamonds At U2’s Gillette Concert And Actually Does The Right Thing


    Is This Your Ring? Chick Finds Diamonds At U2’s Gillette Concert And Actually Does The Right Thing Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Top 13 Horse Cult Nazi Comments From The Connecticut Road Rage Blog


    Top 13 Horse Cult Nazi Comments From The Connecticut Road Rage Blog Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about…

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    Golden Deerfield Lady Posts Spectacular Old School Job Offer Moving Dirt In Her Garden, Demands No Cell Phones Or Saggy Pants


    Golden Deerfield Lady Posts Spectacular Old School Job Offer Moving Dirt In Her Garden, Demands No Cell Phones Or Saggy Pants Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Wanna Quit Your Job And Blog For Turtleboy? We’re Hiring And We Pay Per Page View


    Wanna Quit Your Job And Blog For Turtleboy? We’re Hiring And We Pay Per Page View Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Fox 25 News Credited Turtleboy With Helping The New Bedford Pig Roast Business Owner Who Was Attacked By Psycho Vegans


    Fox 25 News Credited Turtleboy With Helping The New Bedford Pig Roast Business Owner Who Was Attacked By Psycho Vegans Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    This Kid’s GoFundMe For Speeding Ticket Is The Greatest GoFundMe That Has Ever Been Created


    This Kid’s GoFundMe For Speeding Ticket Is The Greatest GoFundMe That Has Ever Been Created Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Jr. Smokeshow Turtle Rider Put On A Clinic On How To Defend The Turtleboy Wall From Butthurts


    Jr. Smokeshow Turtle Rider Put On A Clinic On How To Defend The Turtleboy Wall From Butthurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Here’s What We’re Doing To Fix The Popup Madness, Please Let Us Know If It’s Getting Any Better


    Here’s What We’re Doing To Fix The Popup Madness, Please Let Us Know If It’s Getting Any Better Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Dartmouth Police Are The Latest Law Enforcement Page You Should Be Following -After Their Hillarious Viral Public Taunting Of Three Target Shoplifters And Signing It From “The Popo”


    You all know how much we love stupid criminals and funny cops around here. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Tyranical Vernon Hill Elementary School Principal Resigns In Disgrace After Series Of Turtleboy Exposes, Adds Herself To Turtleboy Sport Graveyard


    Tyranical Vernon Hill Elementary School Principal Resigns In Disgrace After Series Of Turtleboy Exposes, Adds Herself To Turtleboy Sport Graveyard Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Finals: Fall River Guttermuppet vs. Trashley Loslopi-ho, SSTG And Uncle TB Make Their Case For Each


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Finals: Fall River Guttermuppet vs. Trashley Loslopi-ho, SSTG And Uncle TB Make Their Case For Each Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Uxbridge Gypsy Church Vs. Fall River Guttermuppet


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Uxbridge Gypsy Church Vs. Fall River Guttermuppet Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Amanda Lacroix vs. Ashley Losapio


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Final 4: Amanda Lacroix vs. Ashley Losapio Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of…

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    Here Are The Final 4 Ratchets In The First Annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament


    Here Are The Final 4 Ratchets In The First Annual Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Tournament Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Triggered SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds That Turtleboy Was Voted Best Local News Source In Worcester Magazine’s Best Of Worcester Poll


    Triggered SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds That Turtleboy Was Voted Best Local News Source In Worcester Magazine’s Best Of Worcester Poll Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Trap Queen Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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