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Dear Jason Marchand, Please Pay Your Bill At Compass Tavern So These Nice Girls You Conned Don’t Get Stiffed


Dear Jason Marchand, Please Pay Your Bill At Compass Tavern So These Nice Girls You Conned Don’t Get Stiffed Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Thanks To Turtleboy Blog The Genius Selling Stolen Inspection Stickers On Facebook Is Being Investigated By The RI State Police


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #10-1


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #20-11


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #30-21


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #40-31


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #50-41


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #70-61


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #60-51


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #80-71


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #90-81


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Turtleboy’s Top 100 Most Popular Blogs Of The Year: #100-91


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Turtleboy’s 2016 Naughty List #25-1


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Turtleboy’s 2016 Naughty List #50-26


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Turtleboy’s 2016 Naughty List #75-51


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Turtleboy’s 2016 Naughty List #100-76


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Turtleboy’s 2016 Naughty List #125-101


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Nazis From Montreal, California, Providence Are Attacking Turtleboy Advertisers With Bad Reviews, Here’s How We Defeat Them


Nazis From Montreal, California, Providence Are Attacking Turtleboy Advertisers With Bad Reviews, Here’s How We Defeat Them Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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So, This Santa Is Making Up The Story About The 5 Year Old Boy Dying In His Arms Because He Wants Us To Hug Our Kids, Right?


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