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  • Turtle Snowflake: How To Take Liberalism Back From The Nutjob SJWs


    Turtle Snowflake: How To Take Liberalism Back From The Nutjob SJWs Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types…

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    Legendary Fitchburg SJW Lectures White People About Cultural Appropriation, Forgets About Facebook Profile Picture In Hijab


    Legendary Fitchburg SJW Lectures White People About Cultural Appropriation, Forgets About Facebook Profile Picture In Hijab Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers


    Plus Sized SJW Ginger Model Fights The Patriarchy By Attacking Braintree Florist For “Sexist” Sign About Helping Men Get Lucky With Flowers Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Gay Dude Tries Hooking Up Butterball Buddy With Jr. Bangshow, She Declines, He Flips Out, Gets Kicked Out, Runs To NECN For Interview About “Hate Crime”


    Another day, another professional victim looking for something to be offended by.               Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Illegal Immigrant Hits Family Of Four While Driving Drunk, Protected In Mayor Joe Petty’s Sanctuary City Of Worcester


    Illegal Immigrant Hits Family Of Four While Driving Drunk, Protected In Mayor Joe Petty’s Sanctuary City Of Worcester Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Northampton Police Are Replacing High 5 Friday With Cop Trading Cards Which Is The Dumbest, Most Pointless Initiative Of All Time


    Northampton Police Are Replacing High 5 Friday With Cop Trading Cards Which Is The Dumbest, Most Pointless Initiative Of All Time Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Auburn High School Summer Reading Encourages Kids To Read Book About “Gender Fluid” Teen Rebelling Against “Uber-Conservative” Congressman Dad Written By SJW Activist


    Auburn High School Summer Reading Encourages Kids To Read Book About “Gender Fluid” Teen Rebelling Against “Uber-Conservative” Congressman Dad Written By SJW Activist Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Fascist Snowflakes Sound Off On The First Amendment After Cliché Racist Nana Says White Is Beautiful And That Brown People Should Go Back To Their Own Country Because They Terk Er Jerbs


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             All…

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    Quincy Mom Finds Hate Message Written In Chalk On Driveway Says It’s Because She’s A Non Practicing Muslim And Woman Of Color


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.           Oh boy… Here we go!…

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    Here’s What These 40 Schools Should Do If Babs L’Italien And The SJW Brigade Force Them To Get Rid Of Indian Mascots


    Here’s What These 40 Schools Should Do If Babs L’Italien And The SJW Brigade Force Them To Get Rid Of Indian Mascots Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Insane SJW Vegans Savagely Attack A New Bedford Restaurant With False Reviews For Holding A Pig Roast To Raise Money For A Dog Shelter – All Because They Don’t Realize Their Cause Is Useless Because People Will Literally Never Stop Eating Delicious Meat


    You know what I hate? Fucking militant vegans. Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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    Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See


    Kathy Griffin’s Press Conference Blaming Old White Guys And Trump For Silencing Her Is The Biggest Shitshow You’ll Ever See Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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