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    Northampton Police Chief Wastes 2 Months Of Taxpayer Dollars To Investigate Who Sent Publicly Available Information To Turtleboy Sports


    Northampton Police Chief Wastes 2 Months Of Taxpayer Dollars To Investigate Who Sent Publicly Available Information To Turtleboy Sports Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Liz Warren’s Batshit Crazy Anti-Cop Race Baiting Speech In Front Of The NAACP Will Make You Want To Puke


    Liz Warren’s Batshit Crazy Anti-Cop Race Baiting Speech In Front Of The NAACP Will Make You Want To Puke Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds Now That Clark University Is Advertising On Turtleboy Sports Because They Don’t Know Who To Boycott


    SJW’s Are Losing Their Minds Now That Clark University Is Advertising On Turtleboy Sports Because They Don’t Know Who To Boycott Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered?


    How Much Of An Assbag Do You Have To Be To Waste Taxpayer Money Investigating If Aaron Hernandez Was Murdered? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4


    Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8: Cheesehog Region – Vote For Which Ratchet Should Advance To The Final 4 Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags


    Shrewsbury SJW Running For Selectman Wants To Outlaw Nip Bottles, Turf Fields, And Has Already Outlawed Plastic Bags Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…

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    Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner Protest Commercial Is The Biggest Fuck-up In The History Of Marketing


    Pepsi’s Kendall Jenner Protest Commercial Is The Biggest Fuck-up In The History Of Marketing Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our…

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    Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself


    Turtleboy Will Probably Force Someone To Commit Suicide According To Blog Written By Pedophile-Looking Substitute Teacher Who Should Probably Kill Himself Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Michelle DuBois Screwed Up Again: Soliciting Pity Campaign Donations Using PayPal Violates Campaign Finance Laws


    Michelle DuBois Screwed Up Again: Soliciting Pity Campaign Donations Using PayPal Violates Campaign Finance Laws Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin


    Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Ratchet Latina Chick Who Attacked White Girl At Hampshire College Basketball Cuz Her Braids Were Cultural Appropriation Has A GoFundMe For Thailand Vacation To Play With Elephants


    Ratchet Latina Chick Who Attacked White Girl At Hampshire College Basketball Cuz Her Braids Were Cultural Appropriation Has A GoFundMe For Thailand Vacation To Play With Elephants Want to advertise…

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    Guy Claiming To Be “Hunting Dog Trainer” Stuffs Three Beagles In An Old Furnace Behind His Attleboro Pizza Shop During Arctic Temps – Animal Rescue Community Wants His Soul For Breakfast


    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. I got a message tonight from one…

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