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UMass Officially America’s Team Because Penn State Morons Are Planning a “Joe Out” To Support Child Molester Enabling Coach On Saturday


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   Penn State fans are trying their hardest to rebuild late football coach Joe Paterno’s reputation. It’s been well-established that assistant Jerry Sandusky molested multiple young boys during Paterno’s tenure — with or without the head coach’s knowledge — but some residents of Happy Valley will not rest until the Paterno…

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Is This Pervert Girl’s Picture Of UMass Students Going At It At 2 PM On a Thursday The Best Recruiting Tool Ever For UMass Basketball?


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   Turtleboy Sports is a feminist family blog. However, sometimes we come across stories that are rated R. This is NOT one of the stories you want to read to your children as a bed time blog. That’s because it’s from UMass. No child under the age of 16 should…

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Drunk, Glorious Plymouth Pop Warner Coaches/Parents, Dooshnozzle BC Students, Make UMass-Boston College Game Tolerable


Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook   So Mrs. Turtleboy and I ventured to Gillette Stadium today to watch UMass’ season opener against Boston Newton College. I know jack shit about UMass football and I think I’ve been to like two games my whole life. But I know that BC sucks so maybe we had a chance to…

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JV Basketball Coach Barges Into Amherst High School To Illegally Recruit Freshmen, Ends Up Locking Down School 45 Minutes


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook Turtleboy has gone mainstream. Check out our blogs for WEEI.COM’s Dennis & Callahan’s Producer’s Blog.   Administrators at Amherst Regional High School have contacted the Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association with charges that Smith Vocational coaches were on school grounds attempting to convince four Amherst freshman basketball players to transfer to Smith in…

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UMass Women’s Lacrosse Scandal: 211 Goal Scorer Katie Ferris Turns UMass Superfan Josh Brown Over To UMass Athletic Administration


Follow us on Twitter and on Facebook   If you’ve followed UMass basketball at all the last few years, then you know who Josh Brown is. I first noticed him last year during games on TV. He’s kind of hard to miss. He’s tall. He’s African-American. He yells the entire game. And sometimes he is Captain America: I…