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Twisted Ginger Kevin Weismore’s Affidavit Confession Of Murdering TJ Allen Is The Most Insane Superman Story You Will Ever Hear, And How The Cops Caught Him Is Fascinating


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Canada Wants To Help You Prove You’re Not a Racist


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Anonymous Southbridge Teachers Telling State Investigators That Puerto Ricans Can’t Learn Because Of Inbreeding Is The Most Southbridge Thing Ever


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A $20,000 GoFundMe Has Been Created To Sue Turtleboy Sports In A Massive Civil Lawsuit


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Holyoke Sugar Daddy Posts On Facebook That His Girlfriend Was Kidnapped By 5 Men With Guns, Everyone Calls The Cops, Hoodrat Commentary Ensues, Then She Escaped The Next Day


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Is There Anything More Pointless Than Entering Your Zip Code When Making a Debit Card Purchase?


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South Shore Turtlegirl Just Found Out Who Kevin Lynch Is And Ended Up Face To Face With Him At A Restaurant And He Didn’t Even Know It Was Her


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If You’re Dumb Enough To Drive Your Plow Onto A Barely Frozen Pond In East Longmeadow Then You Deserve To Fall In


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Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse/Dead Dog Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch


Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse Taking Picture With Drug Dealers We Wrote About In August On A Voter Registration Drive Is The Funniest Picture We’ve Ever Seen


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The Media And SJW Politicians Are Ignoring This Video Of A White Special Needs Trump Voter Being Kidnapped, Tortured, And Beaten By 4 Black People Because It Doesn’t Fit Their Agenda


The Media And SJW Politicians Are Ignoring This Video Of A White Special Needs Trump Voter Being Kidnapped, Tortured, And Beaten By 4 Black People Because It Doesn’t Fit Their Agenda Want…

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No, TJ Allen Is Not Turtleboy And He’s Not Writing Articles On TBS Just To Fuck With People Who Are Searching For Him


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Fire Gypsies Who Keep Threatening Turtleboy Say That Their Sugar Daddy Is Getting Rapey With Them, He Makes It Worse By Blaming Good Music At His Gatsby-Style Party


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The City Of Worcester Summed Up In One Tweet


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Jenna Jameson Is Saying Outrageous No Fucks Given Stuff About Muslims And Riding The Turtle


Jenna Jameson really doesn’t like Muslim people. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer….

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