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Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge


Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang


NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit


Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today


Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Welcome To The Springfield Public Schools


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Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags


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Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool


Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Twisted Ginger Kevin Weismore’s Affidavit Confession Of Murdering TJ Allen Is The Most Insane Superman Story You Will Ever Hear, And How The Cops Caught Him Is Fascinating


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Canada Wants To Help You Prove You’re Not a Racist


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Anonymous Southbridge Teachers Telling State Investigators That Puerto Ricans Can’t Learn Because Of Inbreeding Is The Most Southbridge Thing Ever


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A $20,000 GoFundMe Has Been Created To Sue Turtleboy Sports In A Massive Civil Lawsuit


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Holyoke Sugar Daddy Posts On Facebook That His Girlfriend Was Kidnapped By 5 Men With Guns, Everyone Calls The Cops, Hoodrat Commentary Ensues, Then She Escaped The Next Day


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Is There Anything More Pointless Than Entering Your Zip Code When Making a Debit Card Purchase?


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South Shore Turtlegirl Just Found Out Who Kevin Lynch Is And Ended Up Face To Face With Him At A Restaurant And He Didn’t Even Know It Was Her


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