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Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island


Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops


Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen


Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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A Turtle Rider Murdered This Snowman In Cold Blood That Some Punk Kids Blocked The Road With On Reservoir Street


A Turtle Rider Murdered This Snowman In Cold Blood That Some Punk Kids Blocked The Road With On Reservoir Street Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes


Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan


Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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Professional Victim Brianna Wu Wants To Run For Congress To Save The Earth From Moon Rocks


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.     This is Brianna Wu And…

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New Rule – If You Live Next To An Airport In Methuen, You Don’t Get To Complain About Low Flying Planes


New Rule – If You Live Next To An Airport In Methuen, You Don’t Get To Complain About Low Flying Planes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester


A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters


Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge


Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang


NIMBY Warwick Residents Not Happy About Gravy Dumpsters Renting Out Crowne Plaza For BDSM Gang Bang Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit


Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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