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Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit


Blame The District Attorney’s Officer For Letting Bella Bond’s Trashbag “Mom” Out Of Jail For Snitching And Buying Into the “Heroin Is A Disease” Bullshit Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today


Pro-Turtleboy Sign About Cucks We Can’t Remember Roasting Appear At Patriots Parade Today Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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Welcome To The Springfield Public Schools


This is so Springfield it hurts. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.  …

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Southeastern Votech Coddles “Tired” Students With A Two-Hour Delay After Super Bowl Because We Are Raising A Generation Of Crybaby Vag Bags


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Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool


Somehow Two Teenage Uxbridge Girls Drove Across Four People’s Backyards And Ended Up In This Pool Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check…

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Twisted Ginger Kevin Weismore’s Affidavit Confession Of Murdering TJ Allen Is The Most Insane Superman Story You Will Ever Hear, And How The Cops Caught Him Is Fascinating


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Canada Wants To Help You Prove You’re Not a Racist


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Anonymous Southbridge Teachers Telling State Investigators That Puerto Ricans Can’t Learn Because Of Inbreeding Is The Most Southbridge Thing Ever


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A $20,000 GoFundMe Has Been Created To Sue Turtleboy Sports In A Massive Civil Lawsuit


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             Hate…

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Holyoke Sugar Daddy Posts On Facebook That His Girlfriend Was Kidnapped By 5 Men With Guns, Everyone Calls The Cops, Hoodrat Commentary Ensues, Then She Escaped The Next Day


Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.             What…

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Is There Anything More Pointless Than Entering Your Zip Code When Making a Debit Card Purchase?


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South Shore Turtlegirl Just Found Out Who Kevin Lynch Is And Ended Up Face To Face With Him At A Restaurant And He Didn’t Even Know It Was Her


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If You’re Dumb Enough To Drive Your Plow Onto A Barely Frozen Pond In East Longmeadow Then You Deserve To Fall In


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Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse/Dead Dog Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch


Palmer Cheeshogs Are Airing Their Domestic Abuse Dirty Laundry On Facebook And It’s Fascinating To Watch Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse Taking Picture With Drug Dealers We Wrote About In August On A Voter Registration Drive Is The Funniest Picture We’ve Ever Seen


This picture is everything. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.      …

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