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    Shifty Lawrence Court Officer Jose Martinez Acquitted On ALL Rape Charges


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    Fall River 700lbs King Cheesehog, Featured On TLC’s My 600lbs Life, Was Once Kicked Out Of Hospital For Ordering A Pizza – Has Videos Of Him Abusing Nurses the “N” Word And Laughing At Tax Payers For Having To Work To Feed Him And Buy Him Stuff While He Gets Famous


    Fall River 700lb King Cheesehog From TLC’s My 600lbs Life Kicked Out Of Hospital For Ordering Pizza, Has Vids Abusing Nurses With “N” Word, Laughing At Tax Payers For Free Healthcare…

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    Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island


    Guy In Red Sweater Desperately Wants To Die While Old Northampton Hippie Sings Song At Ware Meeting About Quabbin’s Rattlesnake Island Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops


    Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and…

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    Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen


    Leicester High School Gym Class Is The Most Depressing Thing We’ve Ever Seen Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…

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    A Turtle Rider Murdered This Snowman In Cold Blood That Some Punk Kids Blocked The Road With On Reservoir Street


    A Turtle Rider Murdered This Snowman In Cold Blood That Some Punk Kids Blocked The Road With On Reservoir Street Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes


    Winchentucky Hooha Begging For $5K Down Payment For $100K Home With GoFundMe Scam Gets Savaged By Fitchburg Facebook In 30 Minutes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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    Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan


    Selling Brockton Stripper Money Half Price On An Uxbridge Yard Sale Page Just Seems Like A Bad Business Plan Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…

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    Professional Victim Brianna Wu Wants To Run For Congress To Save The Earth From Moon Rocks


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    New Rule – If You Live Next To An Airport In Methuen, You Don’t Get To Complain About Low Flying Planes


    New Rule – If You Live Next To An Airport In Methuen, You Don’t Get To Complain About Low Flying Planes Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester


    A Naked Fupasloth Took A Tuesday Morning Slum Sociable In Front Of City Hall In Downtown Worcester Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out…

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    Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters


    Here’s What $80K Will Do For You if You’re a Run-Down Economic Backwater Full of SJW Dipshits, Rednecks, and Wannabe Gangsters Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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    Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge


    Of Course This Chester Who’s Been Arrested For Peeping On Multiple Women And Teenage Girls In The Shower Has Moved To Southbridge Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]

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