• Celebrate 100K Turtle Riders By Sending Us Your “I Am Turtleboy” Pictures To Win Free T-Shirt



    Celebrate 100K Turtle Riders By Sending Us Your “I Am Turtleboy” Pictures To Win Free T-Shirt

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    We’re closing in 100,000 Facebook likes, and we need a way to commemorate it. Luckily we have a plan.

    All the butthurts wanna know who “Turtleboy” is, because they think Turtleboy is a person. Wrong. Turtleboy is a movement. Turtleboy is a symbol. Turtleboy is a state of mind. Turtleboy is the voice of the voiceless who is finally calling people out for their bullshit. Anyone who reads Turtleboy IS Turtleboy.

    On that note, what better way to celebrate 100,000 Facebook turtle riders than with a celebratory “I Am Turtleboy” blog? We haven’t done one of these in a few years. Last time we did it we only had about 5,000 Facebook followers. But as you can see, people can’t get enough of the truth, and they know that Turtleboy is the only site out there that’s gonna tell it to you like it is.

    So here’s what you’re gonna do. Take a picture of yourself or a loved one with a sign that says, “I Am Turtleboy.” Top 3 get free t-shirts. Like these:

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    Then send that picture to us on Facebook, Twitter, or email it to us at [email protected] Show the world that Turtleboy is a movement that regular folk aren’t afraid to be a part of. For years we’ve been hearing about how Turtleboy is just a fad or how we’re take news or how everyone’s turning against us. But yet all we do is grow by the day. And it’s all because turtle riders have an insatiable thirst for the truth. You are the smartest, most attractive people who walk God’s green earth, and we can’t wait to see your “I Am Turtleboy” pictures.

     

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    1. chrissy


      CONGRATULATIONS TURTLEBOY!!!!

      1. chrissy


        oic this is prepping for closing in on the 100k..

        everyone email in your pics, a bunch of Facebook machinists have already entered theirs!

    2. Smartypants


      Turtlrboy is as much of a movement as Barstool is! It’s all about the $$$$!

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