Chicopee Grundle Queen Pulls Knife On Dude In Front Of Her 2 Kids During Minor Fender Bender, Goes Full Hambeast On Facebook After Getting Out Of Jail
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Here’s your all-star parent of the day out of Springfield Jr, AKA Chicopee……
The real travesty here is that these poor people are relegated to shopping for groceries at the Big Y. The only thing more cringeworthy is going to Shaw’s. I truly feel for people who don’t have a Market Basket within 15 minutes from home. Sucks to be you.
Anyway, this is obviously some responsible Chicopee parenting if I’ve ever seen it. When you get in a fender bender at the Big Y and your kids are “scared,” what kind of nurturing mother wouldn’t jump out of the car with her butcher’s knife and threaten to stab the passenger in the other vehicle? Oh, and of course she had a knife on her. Why wouldn’t she? Who doesn’t carry a knife with them when they go grocery shopping at the Big Y? Ya never know when you’re gonna have to stab a bitch, amirite?
And just to show you how responsible she was, she decided to drop her kids off at home, then come back to the scene of the crime so they wouldn’t be forced to watch the carnage. Mother of the year moves like you read about. Unfortunately for her the fuzz had arrived at that time. And instead of dropping off the evidence at her house with her kids (who are probably used to this behavior at this ratchet point), she brought the knife with her. Because…..why wouldn’t she? She didn’t do nothing wrong!! Sometimes a ho just needs a good stabbing.
Anyway, she immediately went home to her now deactivated Facebook page and share her thoughts about the incident…..
Oh good, this happened on her son’s birthday. And for a birthday present the judge gave Mom release on personal recognizance.
Oh, and according to her it was not her fault because all she wanted to do was scare the guy by brandishing a knife:
And she regularly uses the n word in conversation too. Shocking. She does make a good point though. The dude was disrespectful. Big no-no. Does this look like the kind of woman who allows herself to be disrespected?
Nope. Better recognize foo!! Dude made her kid cry. What was she supposed to do? Try to calm the kid down? Tell him things were gonna be OK? No way snowflakes!! The responsible, adult thing to do is take a knife and tell another human being you’re gonna stab them over a fender bender. This should totally be legal. Even ask her:
Yea, you can’t scare kids. That’s against the law. It should be him in cuffs, not the grundle queen of Chicopee.
Then she went all “fuck the po-lice”:
Yea, because the cops allegedly can’t find a murderer, this means that any crime that is not as serious should be looked over and criminals not held responsible for their actions. That’s how law and order works.
Sounds like she’s already worked out a defense strategy for court…
Because what lawyer wouldn’t advise their client to basically make a full confession on the second most trafficked website in the world? Hey Andrea, do you pull knives on men?
OK, thank you for clearing that up. No further questions your honor!
She apparently wants to see the tape,
even though she’s already confessed to the crime and doesn’t deny that she pulled a knife on a dude in front of her children over a fender bender.
But hey, that’s just how things were back in the day:
Oh good, she’s all fucked up in the head and it causes her to pull knives on people in public. Glad to hear she’s raising multiple children. Might wanna get on that DCF. Just sayin.
Once the Chicopee PD shared the story on their Facebook page (which is one of the more entertaining cop FB pages in Massachusetts) she basked in her newfound ratchet fame:
GRATE JOB COPS!!
Sure, if she was smart she’d just stay away from Facebook altogether. But she figured that going on the CPD FB page and explaining herself would smooth things over with the masses. Ya know, because she’s just good with words like that. For instance, when people complained that she was let off with only a $40 fee for personal recognizance….
Oh yea, Donald is the one who should be getting off Facebook. Not the cheesehog in the process publicly shamed for being such a shitty parent.
It’s true. Can you imagine the size of her ass? Twenty dollars ain’t cutting it. You wanna wipe that thing clean, we’re talking $40 minimum, and that’s if you’re using $5 bills.
Don’t believe everything you read though…..
Yea guys, you can’t believe this shit is true just because it says so on the Internet. Also, please ignore the full confession she posted on her personal page up above.
And for all those complaining about the no bail thing, she’s got a newsflash for you:
Yea, she pays taxes. Five cent bottle fees for Mountain Dew count as taxes right? I’m sure this brilliant woman hasn’t made a habit of sucking off the public’s titty in order to finance her poor life decisions. Never.
Plus, even if they she had gotten higher bail it wouldn’t have been a big deal:
Ya know, because she’s filthy rich. “To” bad you didn’t Google her!! If you did you’d know that she’s a baller for real 100 emoji!!
Oh, and in case you were wondering, she does still have custody of her kids:
And she didn’t need a free ma boi campaign either. Matter of fact it was the guy she pulled a knife on who should be in jail:
Another strong point.
Oh, and of course anyone who disagrees with her is a Trump supporter:
Can’t say I blame her. If I was a welfare leeching ratchet Mom with a propensity for getting arrested, I’d probably want Hillary in office too. That’s just common sense.
But seriously, how does this woman still have her kids? She’s a mentally deranged savage who should be institutionalized. Instead a Deval Patrick judge lets her out on the streets, even though she feels no remorse and is clearly still a danger, AND she gets to keep custody of the children she just traumatized by pulling a knife on a stranger in front of them. Welcome to Massachusetts.
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