Chicopee Superskag Defends Her Honor On Facebook After Being Arrested For DUI, Crashing Into Cars, And Kicking A Chicopee Cop
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WWLP: Chicopee police arrested a woman for OUI who they say was driving with a shredded tire through Chicopee Center early Saturday morning. According to Chicopee Police Officer Mike Wilk, 22-year-old Jessica Vermette was seen swerving back and forth on Center Street after 3:00 a.m. before an officer noticed her front left tire was completely shredded, and pulled her over. Wilk said the officer also noticed during the traffic stop that the car had front end damage.
Wilk said Vermette was laughing when the officer asked for her licence and registration, and instead handed him an employee ID. Wilk said Vermette got out of the car after the officer asked her to, but refused to put her cell phone down. Wilk said the officer determined Vermette was drunk and began to place her under arrest. Wilk said Vermette began screaming and threw herself down on the ground as the officer tried to place handcuffs on her. Vermette allegedly kicked the officer in the chest with her high heel shoes.
She was transported to the police department’s headquarters and was later released on $290 bail. Vermette is facing the following charges:
Marked lanes violation
Failure to wear a seat belt
License not in possession
Assault and battery on a police officer
Nothing to see here. Just the town drunkard driving around with shredded tires and front end damage because she’s obviously too drunk to drive 10 feet without plowing into a parked car or Mr. Wilson’s prize rose bushes. You think she’s gonna put down her cell phone just because some cop told her to? LOL. Nah, chill B. She’s not going without a fight. Expect a JC Penny high heel right to the chest.
Jessica Vermette sure is one legendary guttermuppet.
Holy cow!! It’s like Turtleboy Jr. turned her into his art project. How is this chick not employed at the Magic Lantern? That’s all I wanna know. After all, according to her she’s a beauty queen:
She also made the brilliant decision to go on WWLP’s Facebook page in order to defend her honor and blame the cops because Trump is President:
Oh right, the cop is lying. Naturally. I’m sure the shredded tire, front end damage, drunken behavior, and this legendary mugshot were all just a set up. Because if you can’t believe a face like this:
Then who can you trust?
Don’t worry though, once she gets that settlement money from a previous accident, it’s gonna be smooth sailing for Jessica:
She disappeared alright. All the way to neighboring Chicopee. Like they’re not gonna notice a ratchet like this in Chicopee.
Oh, and the only people who are bigger liars than the Chicopee Police are “raccoon cheerleading group ass hoes”:
They’re the worst.
Anyway, nice work getting this scuzpump off the roads. For now. I just have this feeling we’ll be seeing her again in the not so distant future.
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