We can’t figure out the scam here, but it’s probably the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on the Internet.
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So this might be the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on a Facebook yard sale page:
Yup, that’s normal. Just some Webster muff selling bras, panties, and one of the ugliest pairs of boots/high heels ever made. The shoes have never been worn before (shockingly), but the bras and panties might’ve been. It’s cool though, because he washed them for you:
So you can feel much better about your purchase now. Who wouldn’t wanna buy used panties off of a grown man from Webster who seems to be obsessed with taking bathroom selfies of his abs:
And guess who his favorite basketball team is? I think we all know the answer to that one….
So Webster it hurts. Sorry James, but we’ve been running Turtleboy for long enough to know that you simply cannot trust a grown man with a chinstrap who owns more than one flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.
It wasn’t an easy sell for James though. Ya know, because those boots look ridiculous.
And here’s the million dollar question – why is a grown man from Webster selling women’s shoes and used panties on an Uxbridge Yard Sale page?
Oh, they’re his girlfriend’s. Gotcha. Except…..he says he’s single:
At least he WILL be single if his main squeeze comes home and finds out here soiled panties have been washed and sold to strangers.
And don’t worry about those shoes ladies. According to the Webster version of Al Bundy, they’re “quite comfortable”:
Anyway, this smells like a scam. I mean, it doesn’t get much shadier than this, does it? I have no idea what that scam may be, but we’d love to hear your theories. All I know is Webster hoodrats don’t sell women’s panties on Facebook unless there’s a twist to the story.
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