Chinstrap-Laden Chicago Bulls Hat-Wearing Websterite Selling Used Panties On Facebook Is The Shadiest Thing You’ll See On The Internet

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We can’t figure out the scam here, but it’s probably the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on the Internet.

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So this might be the shadiest thing we’ve ever seen on a Facebook yard sale page:

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Yup, that’s normal. Just some Webster muff selling bras, panties, and one of the ugliest pairs of boots/high heels ever made. The shoes have never been worn before (shockingly), but the bras and panties might’ve been. It’s cool though, because he washed them for you:

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So you can feel much better about your purchase now. Who wouldn’t wanna buy used panties off of a grown man from Webster who seems to be obsessed with taking bathroom selfies of his abs:

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And guess who his favorite basketball team is? I think we all know the answer to that one….

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So Webster it hurts. Sorry James, but we’ve been running Turtleboy for long enough to know that you simply cannot trust a grown man with a chinstrap who owns more than one flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat.

It wasn’t an easy sell for James though. Ya know, because those boots look ridiculous.

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And here’s the million dollar question – why is a grown man from Webster selling women’s shoes and used panties on an Uxbridge Yard Sale page?

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Oh, they’re his girlfriend’s. Gotcha. Except…..he says he’s single:

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At least he WILL be single if his main squeeze comes home and finds out here soiled panties have been washed and sold to strangers.

And don’t worry about those shoes ladies. According to the Webster version of Al Bundy, they’re “quite comfortable”:

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Anyway, this smells like a scam. I mean, it doesn’t get much shadier than this, does it? I have no idea what that scam may be, but we’d love to hear your theories. All I know is Webster hoodrats don’t sell women’s panties on Facebook unless there’s a twist to the story.
 

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Discussion

  1. KJDS


    I don’t mind thrift stores, but I draw the line at used underwear!!!

    *shudder*

    And yes, those are by far the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

    1. Linda


      oh my word, you should see all the women stuff he is trying to get rid of on the Oxford Massachusetts online yard sale and exchange. We thought his name was JAMIE and that Jamie was a girl, go to the site and use the search bar and look up his name before we delete him AND his posts. Just disturbing, to say the least. thank God we saw this article and I remembered the ugly shoes! Thanks TB

  2. Reddog


    They made a killing on Orange is the new black,but they were all worn. Maybe he needs to sell them dirty.

    1. Dee


      Right? My thoughts exactly!

  3. Just Wondering


    The ad says the shoes were never worn, but his girlfriend says they are comfortable. HMMMMMM?

    1. Llc


      I think you mean “comfertable”.

  4. Turd Burglestein


    He’d probably have more buyers if he hadn’t washed them

  5. Wally


    You missed the 12/24/16 ultrasound pic on his FB page…please don’t tell me he’s reproducing

  6. BobNMic


    PLEASE GET THIS GUY IN TOUCH WITH ME! I WANT ALL THE PANTIES! I’LL PUT THEM ON KEVIN COMES BY FOR A GAME OF HIDE BIG BOB!

  7. Pennsrant


    Will he take things on consignment?

  8. Ryan


    I’d consider buying them I’d they weren’t washed. AMIRITE???

  9. Inbred ?


    Imagine what his past history is and what he’s gotten away with. That’s the scary part !

  10. WHO


    Since this is a flea market(?) in Uxbridge, could he somehow be associated with the Church Of The End Times? If not, he should join them.

  11. wtatnuckgangsta


    He’d get more money for them if they weren’t washed. It’s a fetish. A creepy, stinky fetish.

  12. Eric


    He probably broke up with his gf (or she broke up with him), and now he’s selling the stuff that he bought her so he can buy another flat brimmed Bulls cap.

  13. WHATEVUH


    His mom should have swallowed

  14. Rk


    I know a guy in Fitchburg that would be interested if he was wearing them

  15. Worcester County Trap Queen


    Yeah, I shop at thrift stores all the time, but used undergarments?
    Yuck no. It IS possible to pick up diseases from used underwear.
    Any guy that desperate for $ must be a creep.

  16. Justice


    Well for 10 bucks, TBS should respond with interest and see if you really get the panties and bras. Maybe he is just stealing them and selling them for money. Clearly he can’t make any money off all those six pack pics he is taking. Must not be a market for belly pics or belly button lint.

  17. Wtf


    Its not a scam , hes just not doing it right. There is an entire “secret” market on ebay for used socks, shoes, nylons and YES bras / undies. They are for the sniffers. The first time i found it i was amazed. I used to sell a lot on ebay and any shoes or boots were cleaned and made almost new. Then i found out there are some people who dont want them cleaned and the smellier the better. Ewwww. But with ebay there is always a bit of anonymity and private feedback so as not to draw attention to the sniffers actual need for these items. And the funniest part is when you can find some feedback it is pretty odd compliments on the special odoforous qualities pertaining to each seller. There was apparently some kind of stench rating system. Its like back pages for fetish sniffers.
    I never saw undies but i bet they are there. The magic words for the socks or nylons was “well worn”
    If you have a special appealing foot aroma you can make a killing on sweat socks. Like 1000 % mark up. Go look it will make you giggle to see how foot odor is comparible to wine tasting apparenty. Lmao

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