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Chud Who Killed Watertown Teacher In Somerville Hit And Run Has Been Posting On Facebook All Week, Didn’t Want To Miss A Dinner Reservation With Trophy Brazilian Girlfriend

 

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WHDHA Norwood man facing charges in connection with a Somerville hit-and-run crash that claimed the life of a longtime Watertown Public Schools administrator last week told police that he knew he hit someone but was too afraid to stop or come forward, prosecutors said. Edward Clark, 55, appeared in Somerville District Court Friday following his Thursday arrest in connection with the Feb. 8 crash on Powder House Boulevard that killed 40-year-old Allison Donovan, of Somerville. Clark was released on bail under certain conditions with his next court appearance scheduled for March 15. Officers responding to a reported hit-and-run about 7:15 p.m. on Feb. 8 found Donovan and another woman injured in the street. Donovan was later pronounced dead at an area hospital. The second woman sustained non-life-threatening injuries. A preliminary investigation suggests Clark was operating a 2003 black Ford F-150 and traveling east on Powder House Boulevard when he struck both women in a crosswalk before fleeing the scene, officials said.


Too scared to stop?? The only reason you’d be too scared to stop is if you were drunk. Hitting a stranger with my car is one of my worst nightmares. But if you hit someone and you’re completely sober, then why wouldn’t you stop? If it’s truly an accident, like there was a glare in your eyes or something, then you’re probably not going to jail.

Unless you run. Then you’re just a piece of shit. And not only did he have no problem going out to dinner that night, he’s been posting on Facebook all week. I took these screenshots last night.

A year to remember? Bro, you just killed a woman a few days ago. Da fuq are you doing Facebook? Ya know isn’t going to have a year to remember? The woman you killed. The year’s gonna suck for her family, but as long you don’t miss your dinner reservation, who cares, right?

And what was he doing in Somerville if he lives in Norwood? Well he’s apparently some sort of contractor who recently got a job in Cambridge.

I’m sorry, I don’t care how good that job is or how much it pays. If I killed someone and I knew the cops were looking for my truck, that would be the end of that job. He might’ve actually been able to get away with this since there’s no license plate to trace him. He could’ve just stayed in Norwood and found work somewhere else. That’s where his company is located according to their Facebook page. But this greedy mother fucker started driving around Somerville with front end damage still on his truck and thought no one would notice. Like it hasn’t been all over the news. Like the tragic unsolved killing of a teacher was something that people would quickly forget about.

Looks like he had to get home to his boo.

That’s not his daughter – it’s his girlfriend.

Nothing creepy about that. She even taught him how to duckface.

I’m sure she’ll wait around for it while he’s locked up. She’s obviously really upset about this since she updated her profile picture after he got arrested.

It really all could’ve been avoided too if he’d just stopped. Sure, the family would hate you and it would be really hard to face them, but at least you wouldn’t be looking at time in the slammer. If he was drunk I guess that at least makes sense, but from the looks of it it appears like he just didn’t wanna miss his dinner reservation with his trophy Brazilian girlfriend.

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • Frank Rizzo
    February 16, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    shes a rental, hes a fuckin chudchild

  • Deport Brazilian Illegals
    February 16, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    From the looks of his forehead in the arraignment pic somebody did a donkey fuck on him, banging his head and face against the floor while he was being penetrated. And from the looks of it the Bloated Brazilian and her healthy rotund girth might have been the one behind him banging his forehead. Hopefully ICE is deporting this fattie just about the same time that Clark is getting sent away for 5-7 years.

  • bigdaddy
    February 16, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Probably pulled a Ted Kennedy went home to sober up

    • Scroaty McBoogerballs
      February 16, 2019 at 9:30 pm

      No doubt about it, guy is an alcoholic and was definitely drunk when this happened.

  • Fuck you Ed Clark
    February 16, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Hit and run scum. I hope you die in jail. FUCK YOU!!!

  • Ryan
    February 16, 2019 at 5:45 am

    She looks as old as him and she must be a participation trophy, if that’s a trophy.

  • Chubby is ok
    February 16, 2019 at 1:52 am

    I could get into some roleplay with her.
    She can be the illegal and I can be the border agent rogering her roundly and soundly while she’s cuffed up.

  • Chuck Rowest
    February 16, 2019 at 12:13 am

    He looks exactly like the kind of dirt bag who would run over someone in a crosswalk and drive away. Let’s hope the DA fights for the maximum sentence

  • Big Wick
    February 15, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Duck lips Denise. Brazilian bimbo looks Botoxed in her cheeks.

    You’d think people would learn from others’ mistakes. It’s ALWAYS worse when you run away.

  • Inspector Clueso
    February 15, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    So now I know why some drunk from Norwood would drive to Slummerville. Got it!

  • Burkhalter
    February 15, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    This guy has no guilt or feelings. Gotta wonder what shit he’s done and got away with over the years. As someone else in the thread commented, he will never see jail time and will probably keep his license so ha can ” make a living”

  • Left Boob
    February 15, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Guarantee he sees NO jail time, hell I’ll bet he doesn’t even lose his license in this joke state.

  • 3rd world Americas
    February 15, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    The real crime is dating a Brazilian mud monkey. Off with his head and hers.

  • The angry taint
    February 15, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    if that’s a trophy i’m taking my ball and going home….oh and i appreciated his fake tears and angst…fucking cunt

    • Frank
      February 15, 2019 at 6:31 pm

      Yea I’m confused too

  • Randall Guy
    February 15, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    I parked in a handicapped spot today.

    • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
      February 15, 2019 at 5:58 pm

      I would expect nothing better from you. Probably sodomized some kids also. You’re trash.

    • randall guy jr.
      February 15, 2019 at 11:56 pm

      you also took it up the ass twice before noon you faggot.

  • Jacques Az
    February 15, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Come on, everybody gets a trophy these days. Right? When he’s locked up, if she gets lonely, I’ll hit her like a tackling dummy.

  • No Man Is Strong Enough To Lift That Trophy!
    February 15, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    I’m sure detectives are checking with Moe’s Tavern to see just how many Duff’s this idiot actually consumed.

  • Y
    February 15, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    Trophy?! She’s a heifer!!

  • Rico Suave
    February 15, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    !Ay Carumba! He was heard yelling as he sped off from the accident scene

  • Maggie the Cat
    February 15, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    And she’s already running to fat.

  • Ann Flaherty
    February 15, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    She’s no trophy. She’s a chubby.

    • Sylvia
      February 15, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      Wow Ann , really ? I get guys talk nasty like this ! but you, my friend ??? Talk like that about another woman ???? C’mom

      • Sylvia’s Womynz Studies Group
        February 15, 2019 at 7:23 pm

        Hey Sylvia, save your “wimynz unity” schtick for your carpet munchers book discussion group. Here we call them as we see them and are free to voice opinions without fear of interference from inane, sensible shoe and butch haircut bullies like you. No go away, Indigo, your powers are useless here.

        • Sylvia
          February 16, 2019 at 5:28 pm

          Oh in this case , “Womynz Studies Group” FUCK YOU !

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 16, 2019 at 10:33 am

      In the one pic she looks like she’s one of those latino wrestlers like Butchie’s wife in Ray Donovan.

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