Clinton Superintendent Calls Fired Coach Mike Garofoli Ignorant For “Stupid Comments,” And Moron Doubles Down And Calls Turtleboy Fake News
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Yesterday we wrote a blog about this assbag right here:
His name is Mike Garofoli, and he was an assistant coach for the Clinton High School boy’s basketball team. We say “was” because the superintendent was flooded with phone calls and emails from turtle riders after they saw he posted this about veterans killed in combat:
And he thinks poor people and those who don’t live in countries with a suitable standard of living should stop reproducing:
And when the superintendent saw this he wrote this back to several turtle riders:
“He is a VOLUNTEER only and NOT on our staff. I was informed of his stupid comments about 5 minutes ago and have forwarded them to the CHS admin and our co-ADs. I truly apologize for his ignorance!”
Fantastic. His “stupid comments.” Classic. It’s so refreshing because normally administrators are PC or don’t issue a press release at all. Not in Clinton though. They made it clear that he was simply along for the ride with his buddy coach Gannon, who has retired. The district is clearly embarrassed by this fool, as they should be, and they had the fortitude to apologize for him since he obviously doesn’t have that in him. As a matter of fact, he’s whining about being the victim now:
Speaking of “disgusting comments,” this is what Mike Garofoli said about dead veterans:
“Kinda dumb.” That’s why people are pissed.
Here’s what he posted last night:
Rule #1: When exposed as an shithead, call the person exposing you “fake news.”
Rule #2: When people get upset after you say something terrible about people who have sacrificed their lives while serving their country, change the subject and pretend that their outrage is over your opinion on foreign policy. Even though that’s not why people are upset.
Rule #3: Pretend like your comments were taken out of context. As if it’s ever possible to say that dead soldiers are “kinda dumb” in a good context.
Anyway, as it turns out Mike Garofoli used to run rec programs at a prison, but he’s been on PAID DISABILITY for years. But yet he’s not too disabled to coach. In other words, we’re paying this poopsmooch to sit on Facebook all day and write this garbage. This is why he can afford to be an unappointed volunteer basketball coach – because he’s getting paid already.
He’s also shitting on Turtleboy because we wrote this blog about one of his players in December:
WHDH: Clinton High School is defending its decision to let a basketball player play after he was arrested for allegedly beating his girlfriend. According to court paperwork, Herberto Rojas Jr. and his girlfriend got into an argument when driving in Fitchburg. His girlfriend said he punched her in the face multiple times. Police said the girlfriend had “swelling to the right side of her face and her lips as well as red marks on the side of her face.”
That was disgusting. It was even worse that administration and a coach showed up at the courthouse to bail him out so he could play that night – a game in which St. John’s destroyed them. Here’s what this standup student athlete said about the girl he hit a couple months prior:
And he clearly was not remorseful after the fact:
Nevertheless, Coach Garfoli defended him. Multiple sources have reached out to us to let us know that when we broke this story he ran a “Turtleboy is fake news” campaign in an attempt to discredit our factual story.
Anyway, if this guy had a brain or any sense of respectability he’d be a man and issue a public apology. No one cares about his opinion on foreign policy. Lots of liberals share his sentiments and there’s nothing wrong with favoring a less aggressive approach to international affairs. But that’s not why people were mad. People were pissed because a high school basketball coach (whether or not he’s paid is irrelevant because the school ALLOWED him to be on the bench) said that dead soldiers were “kinda dumb” for “getting paid to play Army.” But instead of apologizing for that he played the victim and pretended the outrage was over “fake news.” Because at the end of the day Mike Garofoli is just an unlovable chud. And while he’s making fun of religious people Turtleboy will be celebrating the resurrection by eating ham and hiding eggs from Turtleboy Jr.
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