Connecticut Corridor Crackie Robinson Wore His Favorite DUI Shirt For A Drunken Stroll Through Danielson
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Here’s another winner out of the Connecticut Corridor who has become WINY Radio famous:
I know, I know, who cares, right? Some lush mongrel driving around drunk in Danielson running into curbs with a machete in his car? Sounds like you’re average day in Killingly.
But the shirt……
If beer plus beer equals shenanigans, you don’t wanna see what beer times beer looks like. It involves mounting the mushroom and a dumpster though. Not pretty.
Personally, if I was planning on drinking, driving, and making bad decisions, I’d probably go with a different shirt. Just seems like it’s not exactly gonna help you in court.
He’s got a pretty good excuse for the machete. I mean, just look at this guy:
That right there is the kind of guy who finds a plot of land in the woods to sleep in, and needs a machete to clear a bed. Charge dismissed.
The real miracle is that he’s only 38 years old. Although that’s closer to 72 in Danielson years. This dude is like, my age though. Pretty sure I don’t look like that. But that’s largely because I don’t eat meth sandwiches for breakfast. This is why under no circumstances would I ever get off I-395 before the Foxwoods exit. Because this is what’s out there. Beer, plus more beer, which of course makes shenanigans. It’s Newton’s Third Law Of The Connecticut Corridor.
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