Cool Taunton Mom Poses For Legendary Mugshot After Being Arrested For Falling Asleep Drunk At The Wheel At Red Light
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Sometimes Tauntonites just need a good nap….
Top 5 legendary mugshots of all time. Whoever her court appointed lawyer is will obviously have their hands full. As this commenter pointed out, she was arrested for being asleep at the wheel. It’s gonna be pretty hard to convince a jury that you were awake while you were driving if you couldn’t stay awake for the mugshot.
A lawyer would probably advise her not to give a full confession underneath her mugshot on the Taunton PD Facebook page too:
Not gonna lie, can’t hate this chick. It’s always so much easier when the ratchets come out and defend their honor with a series of emojis. This chick is KIND OF taking responsibility. KIND OF. I mean, one of the first things she says is, “I don’t drink and drive.” But then there’s this:
Then she started whining about how the Taunton PD were making fun of her by posting her hilarious mugshot:
Her supporters were saying the same…..
Then this chick Amanda started defending her pretty relentlessly. According to Amanda, she was just “trying to take a nap,” but at least she wasn’t “spreading anything.”
Because apparently the only two options we have in life are being passed out drunk behind the wheel of a car, and spreading diseases. I know which one I’d pick!!
Then Amanda tried saying she wasn’t sleeping….
And apparently she’s never heard of the saying, “fresh as a daisy”:
Is there anything funnier than a ratchet correcting someone else’s grammar when they have no idea what they’re talking about?
Anyway, take a wild guess what Zujeil Arroyo does for work…..
A “nursing assistant.” Because they’re ALWAYS nursing assistants. Pretty sure that just means they change the bed pans and have zero medical training, but they still like wearing scrubs to work.
And it quickly became clear why Amanda was so defensive of Zujeil…..
Yup, it’s her daughter.
But Zujeil isn’t a regular Mom….
She’s a cool Mom. And cool Moms get mad crunk with their kids….
Next time you might wanna have your daughter drive Zujeil. Just sayin.
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