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    Counting Down the 100 Biggest Blogs In Turtleboy 2017, #80-71

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    80. “Jules, pick up my crack.” 




    79. I’m totally not racist. 




    78. Just an 11 year old boy curbstomping another child in broad daylight. Your average Tuesday in Plumley Village. 




    77. Possibly two of the most ratchet broads who have ever existed, fighting over the a career slugrake criminal’s baby juices. 




    76. This is why you can’t let your kids go to school with Celia’s kids. 




    75. If you’re going to visit your murdering friend in jail in Maine, don’t beg strangers on Facebook for a ride in exchange for weed. 




    74. Is what she did illegal? That was for a judge to decide. But her twisted text messages urging her boyfriend to kill himself made her guilty in the court of public opinion. 




    73. I would almost definitely hire this woman to clean my house if I had $300 to spare. God bless America. 




    72. We called that it was her husband before anyone. A week after writing this blog he killed himself. Our first official turtle-induced suicide. 



    71. What are the odds that the same race baiting activist would be the lone victim of racial hate crimes, over, and over, and over again?




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