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Yesterday we published this blog about some chiseler named Mark Prince who ran out on a tab at a bar in Webster while on a date last Monday night, after hitting on the bartender and giving her his phone number.
His pickup line,
“One day I’ll pray to the Hennessy and Heineken Gods that a pretty little thick white thing like you will go on a date with me.” He then writes his number down on a Keno slip and bounces,”will live in infamy.
Mark Prince was also featured in the Turtlegram and Gazette in a puff piece about how he had turned his life around after spending some time in jail, was playing football, and wanted to establish a relationship with his estranged daughter. Don’t be fooled – he’s a pathological liar who pretends to be this friendly guy who everyone loves, but really he’s just a scumbag.
Anyway, we were ready to move on from that story but he insisted on commenting on our page hundreds of times yesterday, and messaging and calling Clarence over and over again. But he’s very sly, and he can be convincing to some people. Many turtle riders commenting on Clarence Woods Emerson’s Facebook page (which you all should be following) pointed out that they believed him, and not us. And we just can’t be having that, because we can’t afford to lose the trust of turtle riders.
Turns out this guy is like Greg Bates on steroids. It all began with a message vowing a new kind of lawsuit – “definition” of character:
Mark, you sir are the definition of character. A very, very shady character.
He wanted to make it clear that he was out with friends, not a mistress, and that he is separated from his wife:
“Out with friends.”
“She got tipsy.”
He lies in the same breath. Either you were out with friends or out with a chick. Pick one.
This is a habit with Mark Price. He plays the victim. This unnamed chick told him to come to the bar after paying $100 for a dinner at an unnamed restaurant. She offered to pay, got drunk, said she didn’t have money, told them she’d pay it the next day, and then he called back the next day to make sure she paid her bill, only to find out she hadn’t. Keep in mind, this was 10 days ago.
He also claimed a few more lies. 1) He came back that night to pay the remaining tab, 2) They were closed when he got back, 3) He couldn’t pay the next day because he went to the Cape for a week, 4) He left the bartender his number, not because he was hitting on her, but because he wanted her to call him if his drunken date (or was it friends?) never paid the bar tab.
But wait….why wouldn’t his drunken date pay the bar tab? Why would he preemptively leave his phone number with the bartender and have her call him if she didn’t?
Newsflash – it’s not the bartender’s job to call you the next day to make sure your bill is paid. You go out to the bar and neither party leaves until the bill is paid. End of story.
He also lied about running out and coming back with cash. We spoke with staff there and they stayed long after closing time to clean up, as most bar employees do. He never showed up.
Then he played the “my parents and ex-wife are embarrassed card”:
Because once again, this was not his fault. This was our fault for publishing, not his fault for dipping out on the bill.
You may say this is only $15, but it’s much more than that. He’s been doing this a lot. And he does it mainly to women he perceives as vulnerable. He uses his charm, and he plays the nice guy. But the whole time he’s just conning you. Bartenders depend on tips. It’s not their problem if you don’t have money to pay your bill. No one gives a shit. If you go to a bar you make sure the bill is paid. Nothing else matters and your excuses (which are all lies anyway) are pure bullshit, even if they were true.
Nevertheless the guy who got caught ripping off a bar tab thinks we’re going to be paying him after he hired Dick N. Vulva.
After the blog Mark freaked out and called up the bar, vowing to sue them and accusing them of writing the blog. In order to clear the air the bartender was told to message him and let him know that she did not write the blog, and she is not Turtleboy:
It’s true. We never told her our real name. We got the story 9 days later through a third party who was listening to the bartender vent about it. He told her that he knew Turtleboy and we contacted her through him. She had nothing to do with any of this, and she certainly didn’t seek us out. Vice versa. What’s most disgusting is that the woman who got stiffed by this dildo was now being harassed by him and was being forced to deal with his bullshit once again.
Here’s what Mark said about her message:
Nowhere in her message did she deny a single thing in the blog. Just that she didn’t write the blog. Because she didn’t.
He kept insisting in the comments that he paid $100 for a meal prior to this (like anyone gives a shit, or it at all changes anything), that he didn’t wanna go out for drinks, that the person he was with said they’d pay but bailed on the tab, and that he offered to pay the tab he wasn’t responsible for anyway the next day.
Because this is what he does. He manipulates people into thinking he’s a good guy. But in reality they were his drinks, he intentionally ripped off the bar, and now he’s pretending like he’s paying for someone else’s mistakes out of the charity of his own heart.
Oh, and by the way, he’s lying about the balance. He never came back and paid it the next day and it’s still outstanding.
Here’s another question Mark – why didn’t your date (“friends”) just stay behind while you went to the ATM?
That’s what I would do in a situation like this. One person stays behind so the bar knows you’re not pulling a chew and screw.
As he stated several times, he left for the Cape on Tuesday, but he called them on Tuesday to see if his date had paid the bill…..
And to prove it he shared a screenshot of a call on Tuesday:
But the bar opened at 1. He called at 4:45. Why couldn’t he just stop by on his way to the Cape? Webster has two highway exits and is one of the easiest towns to get in and out of. However, he didn’t do that because it “wasn’t the first thing on my mind.”
That’s the bartender’s problem, not his.
Either way, he said he would handle it as soon as he came back from his weeklong vacation at the Cape, even though he can’t afford to pay his bill. According to him he was there the entire week and has the screenshot to prove it:
“I have not been back.”
Except he WAS back on June 30 for the fireworks:
How’s he gonna lie his way out of this one?
See what he does? He gets caught in one lie and just immediately jumps to the next one. But he doesn’t sound like a ratchet which is why he was able to convince so many turtle riders he’s not a scumbag. Plus, who leaves a vacation in Cape Cod to come back to Webduh for fireworks? Do they not have fireworks in the Cape? Oh, and not only does the bartender work weekends, but she doesn’t have to be there in order for him to pay the money he owes. He could easily just drop it off.
Of course the ultimate way to clear this up would just be to tell us who the mystery person was who dipped on the bar tab, since it wasn’t him, and this individual conned Mark into believing the drinks were on them.
So we asked him point blank – who was the other person? Let’s clear this up for you, since they’re fucking you over like this and leaving you out to dry. He had a reason he wasn’t going to name names though….
I’d be just as bad as them.”
How full of shit is this moron?
“I will not dupe to their level.”
Because he’s such a great guy. He pays people’s bar tabs after they screw him over and then he doesn’t call them out on it after he’s wrongly blamed for it. How stupid do you have to be to believe this liar?
Fuck off. You think you’re gonna use words like that and fool us too? Not happening.
This of course opened the flood gates for more people who had been wronged by him.
Here’s a woman who went on a date with him and met up with some of his friends. Exact same thing happened:
Another time he said his card was denied and made a date pay, but it wasn’t his fault – it was his roommate’s fault:
If your roommate spent $50 using your card, why would you shut the card down? Oh right, you wouldn’t. He’s just a liar.
His M.O. is apparently preying on single mothers. He messages them with sob stories (all of which are lies) about how his ex-wife was cheating on him, using drugs, how the baby isn’t his, and how he needs to hang out with them (AKA buy him drinks) because he’s suicidal:
If you’ve ever threatened suicide and not gone through with it, you’re a piece of shit. You’re not even mentally ill because you’re not sick enough to go through with it. You’re just an attention whore who tries to guilt people into giving you what you want by playing with their heartstrings. After all, they don’t want to be the reason you hang yourself.
He gets upset when these women don’t give him rides places:
As if they’re supposed to stop what they’re doing, being responsible mothers, to drop everything and go pick him up. After all, he’s suicidal.
One source told us point blank that years back when she had an addiction she bought crack off of him, and that he uses it too. Including on the day his baby was born:
She says he’s the most infamous crack dealer in Webster (quite the crown) and this is why he spent time in jail. So we asked him about it, and guess what he said?
As usual, dindu nuffin.
Except according to the Southbridge Evening News, he called the cops on a guy who assaulted him, and told the cops that he frequently bought crack off the dude (who of course was threatening him and his wife):
“I never sold crack and I don’t do it either.”
Except you literally told the cops you did. How’s he gonna lie his way out of this one?
Oh right, the cops are lying. Everyone’s a liar but him. The bartender, the Sturbridge Police, the mystery date who shall not be named, the women coming forward. Everyone but Mark Prince. After all, he’s a “good guy.”
Plus, as he points out, the article doesn’t say that he smokes crack, just that he buys it:
Lots of people buy crack they don’t intend on using. They’re called crack dealers. Of course he doesn’t deal crack either.
Finally the family reached out. Remember in that Turtlegram article he said he wanted to reconcile with his 20 year old daughter? Yea, she wants nothing to do with him and made that very clear to us:
“That T&G article was bs.”
Music to my ears. Keep telling yourself that we’re not real news.
So what did he do to her? Same shit we’ve seen from him in the last 24 hours:
Oh good, he’s a deadbeat dad to top it off. Maybe his date was supposed to pay that bill too. And he lies to his daughter about getting arrested, even though she saw it. He’s that pathological.
Finally his ex-wife (the girl’s mother) reached out too. Turns out he owes over $34K in child support, has a bench warrant out, and has lied about having cancer:
He owes only $82 a week in child support because they were so young when they had his estranged daughter, and he made very little money. But the Turtlegram article said he had two jobs:
What a broken system child support is. It’s just a joke that these deadbeats get to throw sperm at a wall, create a human life, not pay court ordered child support, and walk around like they did nothing wrong. They are the lowest of the low.
Shoutout to Mom who overcame the odds and raised a well written, and clearly destined for success daughter, despite receiving no child support or a father figure.
I really, truly despise this maggot. He’s like a mirror image of Greg Bates. They both lie about everything. They both con people out of money. They both prey on vulnerable women. They both threaten to kill themselves to get pity. They both do whatever it takes to avoid paying child support for children. They both do a good job of convincing people they’re “good guys.”
We live to expose scum like this. Because they don’t get to fuck people over like this constantly and walk around acting like they’re law abiding fathers.
We dare you to come on Turtleboy Live this Saturday Mark. You won’t.