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Cranston Rapper “Jackoff Sauce” We Exposed In August Is Going To Prison For Kiddie Porn And Calling His Girlfriend/Victim From Jail, Has To Register As A Sex Offender

 

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Who remembers this cock whistler?

He’s the career criminal/aspiring Cranston rapper John “Jackoff Sauce” Mcevoy,

who we exposed after he started parading his 17 year old DCF girlfriend around on a leash,

 

and for posting stuff like this as well.

 

Shortly after our blog he was arrested for selling drugs because the cops were watching him, but couldn’t arrest him for doing what he did to his girlfriend because as pathetic as it is, the age of consent in Rhode Island is 16.

Well, they ended up getting him on something else, because this happened today:

Yup. Jackoff sauce is about to become what they call in the clink “da belle of da ball.”

In a nutshell here’s what happened:

  • When the cops first investigated him and the videos they couldn’t arrest him for those because it’s not illegal, so he decided to fight them which is illegal and he ended up in bracelets
  • He banged her on video and uploaded it to SnapChat because he’s a fucking moron
  • He got arrested for banging her on video because although you can smoosh a 17 year old, if you upload video to the Internet that counts as kiddie porn
  • He got another charge when he called her from prison, because although she probably still thinks she’s in love with him, you can’t contact a witness in your case, even if you think she’s your girlfriend/slave
  • He can’t have any contact with the “victim” after he gets out and he’ll be on probation for 4 years
  • He has to register as a sex offender

Seriously though, chode maggot is a straight predator. The girl’s obviously fucked up since she’s willing to do this. And he obviously recruits DCF chicks with no confidence because he can manipulate them into thinking he’s cool, which no grown woman would ever be naive enough to fall for. This is the kind of chick he goes after:

 

Nuff said.

I got bad news for Jackoff Sauce though – she ain’t gonna last a year without you. That’s generally what happens when you prey on damaged goods like that. She needs someone around to make her feel loved. You provided that for her when you were free, but now that you’re locked up and she can’t visit you in prison, you’re gonna be replaced real quickly. Do you understand how many aspiring rappers there are in Rhode Island? It’s the second biggest industry after prostitution.

And he could’ve gotten away with it if Turtleboy didn’t exist, since this never becomes a story without us. In other words – Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle. Although I’m thinking Jackoff Sauce is about to get a different kind of poking in cell block 9. Hope he’s got enough Mack Sauce ready for the boys.

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • Love yourself first
    February 12, 2019 at 11:21 am

    This poor girl has been in state custody all her life, passed from family to family. As awful as he may be to her, he may be the first person who has actually been around for her. Even if it was for his own gain, now she is brainwashed by him and she may see it really as love. This poor girl is broken. And she will wait for him to get out. And she will probably continue to let him and other people treat her badly. I hope one day she learns to love herself. She has had a hard life. And a lot of us, have also. It’s what you do from here on that counts. Love yourself enough to get help. And to see what love really is. Because a man who does that to you and shows it off to the world, doesn’t love you or respect you, or even consider you human. He walked you like the dog he thinks of you as.

  • Turdchomper
    February 12, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Is “taking a charge” for someone an expression of love in RI?

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 12, 2019 at 4:42 am

    Mack Sauce is pure excrement and deserves your roasting.

    However (this has been bugging me for a long time) I would ask you to remove or blue out the pictures of his underage victim. It’s wrong to post these. Wrong.

  • Dick Scratcher
    February 12, 2019 at 2:57 am

    Someone wrote “MONG” in the ice on his car window last year.

    It took him half an hour to lick it off.

  • whomever
    February 12, 2019 at 2:34 am

    If you go to her page she went from waiting on him forever to I’m gonna cheat in about a 3 month timespan. “Andrea Hale”
    Pure gold.
    Schadenfreude in its purest form, lol.

  • whomever
    February 12, 2019 at 2:16 am

    His FB page is still open. “Mack Sauce”
    He’s getting shredded in there, lol.
    Pop in and show him some love while he’s in the lockdown.

  • Pack sauce-ages
    February 11, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Couldn’t watch the whole video. But I dropped that coat off at Savers years ago.
    BTW…is that…a Saturn? Or a Kia?

  • TheCureForHope
    February 11, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Great work, TB! Hopefully this girl can get help and recover. But I don’t know if that’s possible.

    Hopefully he gets exactly what he deserves in prison. POS.

  • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
    February 11, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Another real journalism moment for TBS that lesser outlets wouldn’t have bothered to report on. Keep up the great work. 

  • z
    February 11, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    I watched the video.
    I don’t like using the word, but
    He’s retarded.
    He’s grinning like an idiot because he rhymed a few words.
    He probably does the same grin when he takes a dump.
    “I went potty!!!!!!”
    Aren’t you a good boy!!!!!

    You don’t put those kinds of people in jail.
    You put them in a group home and teach them a skill like licking envelopes.
    Unless he isn’t capable of that.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      February 11, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      Agreed. He’s criminally stupid, but if that were the standard then…… there ain’t enough prisons.

  • Burkhalter
    February 11, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Now that her Mack Sauce is going away, hopefully her caretakers can clean her up and get her straight. Right now she’s got nothing going for her

  • MVP Ratchet
    February 11, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Mack Sauce will end up writing a new song called; “Keep it greasy so it goes in easy” while in prison. It will be a top 10 hit for other weak punks in the joint.

    • Captain Trips
      February 11, 2019 at 4:37 pm

      Zappa!

  • The angry taint
    February 11, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    aaaah the refreshing taste of karma….delicious….well done TBS!

  • Ira Hadley(former guard shawshank)
    February 11, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    i will personally make sure boggs and the sisters visit him on the regular.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    February 11, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Bet he doesn’t last in there… These tough guys never do. Tough on the outside, tender on the inside

  • juror seven esq.
    February 11, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    Not to worry Mac sauce. Even as I write this your “girl” is being approached by both the The House of Many Cums and the Church of The End of Time. Levine and the Stanley brothers will take “good care” of your lady.

    • Haha..take it like a man Mack
      February 12, 2019 at 9:26 am

      No no, that’s not his lady. That’s his princess. That’s what he calls her as he tugs the leash and pulls her down the road. Wait til he gets to the “princess”

    • Park the car
      February 12, 2019 at 1:46 pm

      Wait till he gets to be the princess in prison is what I meant to say. I’ve realized that talk to text does not understand my Boston accent and it’s really sad when you have a smart phone that makes you look dumb.. hahaha!!!

  • Warden Schultz
    February 11, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Mack Sauce is going to be raped every day in the joint and he deserves it. The booking photo says it all. Eyes full of tears because he knows what’s coming

  • Awesome news
    February 11, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Not surprised by this one bit. I hope he is prepared to be the princess and to be dog walked around by fellow inmates. In about a month he won’t even have to push his bowl movements out, his rectum will be so big, it will simply fall out. Enjoy it Mac sauce lmao!!! You earned it

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