Crotchbeast Treats Crowd To Wall Of Bare Ass While Refusing To Let Mustache McGee Out Of Sharp Shooter In White People Gone Crazy Video
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Here’s your latest edition of “white people be crazy” out of Newburgh, NY:
Well, you can scratch off Newburgh as places we will be vacationing this summer. Looks a lot like every Friday night at Mambo Drink, except everyone’s speaking English and no one got stabbed.
So these videos have been shared over 30,000 times after this guy shared it on the Facebook machine. Naturally it’s turned into a racial thing because the all-white fight went on for so long without anyone getting shot by the police. But obviously the police didn’t just allow this to happen because it was white people acting a fool. Obviously.
Anyway, that was one of the most confusing fights I’ve ever seen. Really hard to follow who was on whose team. It starts off with black shirt going up against mustache McGee:
Somehow mustache McGee gets the better of him, but since the ongoing theme in this video is, “punch a guy in the back of the head when he’s not looking” his victory doesn’t last very long:
However, he finds black shirt again, but this time you’ll notice the chick in the leopard skin dress behind him:
Turns out that crotchbeast is not to be trifled with. And she had marked mustache McGee for the chokehold:
followed by a violent slam to the ground:
Where she begins to crush the life out of him and does not let go:
Soon after that they get broken up, but she was stalking him as her prey, and within seconds she had not only found him, but was tearing his shirt in half because she wanted some more:
She once again wrapped her leg around this chudstain and gave the audience a real treat:
Black shirt tried to cover up for the gawkers:
But soon went right back to punching mustache McGee in the face, now that his girlfriend had done the hard job of pinning him to the ground – something he was unable to do himself:
That’s when the real show started and the crowd got their money’s worth:
This chick was relentless. She was holding onto mustache McGee like he was her first born child. Meanwhile a hoodrat sandwich was in the making to the right of them:
Luckily one of their girlfriends came over to deliver her boyfriend’s shoes:
And every black person there who was watching looked on with amazement at the these crazy ass crackers:
Because even after the cops got there, this manaconda still wouldn’t get go of her late night meal:
Finally black shirt ripped her off, she tucked in her fupa, and they got the fuck out of there:
I know we got a Turtleboy chapter out in Albany, but any turtle riders in Newburgh know who these winners are? We’d love to know more!
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