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There was a terrible tragedy in Revere over the weekend when a five year old girl was killed by an out of control driver while crossing Route 145. Then today even worse news when her two month old sister also died from her injuries. I can’t imagine the pain their mother, who was there and was also injured, is feeling this holiday season.
To make matters worse the woman who took her babies from her, Autumn Harris, was allegedly under the influence. And the media is trying to blame it on weed, which they’re gonna start doing for everything now that weed is legalized.
Even though CBD oil would have absolutely NOTHING to do with this accident. Melatonin and beer would though. Here’s my question – if she was so overly tired, and was running on two hours sleep, why would she take a muscle relaxer that puts you to sleep. That makes no sense. If anything she should’ve been taking adderall or cocaine. You don’t take something that puts you to sleep if you’re sleep deprived.
And why the hell would she have a beer at all? Let’s suppose she really was working some graveyard shift, only got a couple hours sleep, and was exhausted and wanted to get home. She’s gonna stop for a brewski? Fuck out of here. There’s a reason she refused a breathalyzer.
There was also another passenger in her car. What was she doing this whole time? I’ve never been in that situation, but if I was in a car and the driver started conking out I would wake them the fuck up. If they started veering towards a bunch of kids I would grab the wheel. I don’t buy for a second that she was some hard working woman on her way home from a long shift who had the misfortune of falling asleep behind the wheel.
If her story was the truth, part of me would feel bad for her. Imagine driving a car after a long shift, you’re exhausted, and you pass out and kill two children? That must be living hell. I’d rather be dead.
But it’s not her first time. She was charged with a DUI in 2011. She also refused a breathalyzer then. This is just who she is. She gets fucked up behind the wheel and drives. When I saw her crying in court I decided I wasn’t gonna write about it at first. As a Mom, this whole thing was too upsetting. I really hate doing the depressing blogs. Just look at these kids.
Fuck dude. How the hell am I supposed to write about this and not be miserable all day? I hate blogs like this with a passion. We like shitting on ratchets and infusing humor into our blogs and you just can’t do that with a story like this.
Then this happened.
And I quickly changed my mind.
$10,000 just happens to be her exact bail amount. Why she’d want to leave jail is beyond me. No way in hell I’d be able to show my face right now. Much better off sitting in a cell.
What’s even worse is how the GoFundMe is trying to make her out as some sort of equal part victim.
“Autumn was involved in a terrible tragedy.”
Bitch, she WAS the tragedy. And how bout if you do a GFM for a skag who just killed two children you don’t use a cover photo of her sitting in first class?
This woman obviously is trash because she comes from trash. The GFM was started by an Alec Harris. Autumn has one Alec on her friends list by that name.
He seems like a real winner too.
Nice JNCOs dipshit. Be douchier. You can’t.
I’m stunned, not only for the fact that this pole polishing cum whistle started a GFM and made his sister out to be a victim, but that people actually donated $175 to this. How bout you donate to this one for the little girls instead of the free muh junkie GFM if you’ve got some charity to dispense?
According to the Brockton Hub chatter, which is true 99.99% of the time, they’re gonna find more in her bloodwork.
Again, this is Brockton Hub chatter, but you’d be surprised how much real shit you find in the Brockton Hub.
Either way, any sympathy I had for this woman went right out the window the second I saw 1) her previous DUI, 2) her refusal to submit to a breathalyzer, and 3) this GoFundMe. Luckily the GFM was removed for unknown reasons shortly after we found out about this. And again, our unconditional condolences to these poor girl’s mother, who is experiencing a type of pain that most of us never will.