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    Deadbeat Dad Of Girl Fat Shamed By Palmer Pizza Shop Owner Says He’s Gonna Kick His Ass, Doesn’t Realize His Daughter Was The One Doing The Fat Shaming

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    The other day we wrote a blog Mike Sabourin, the owner of Saporito’s Pizza in Palmer, who fat shamed a customer on her Facebook page after she complained about the service, then called another detractor a faggot before bragging about how filthy rich he was. One of his delivery people, Chelsea LaFountain, also jumped in to defend his honor:

    Well a guy purporting to be the father of the girl they were shaming is NOT happy about this. This is Keith James Kwasnik:

    And to say he’s a hardo is the understatement of the century:

    Uh-oh!!! I know one “cunt waffle” who is cruisin for a bruisin!!

    Keith Kwasnik is originally from Monson, but moved to Durham, NC in order to be far away from his seed apparently. But nevertheless he seems VERY upset that Mike Sabourin called his daughter fat. Except there’s a twist…….

    Oops!!! Looks like his daughter is actually the one who joined in on the fat shaming!!

    So…….does that mean he’s gonna kick his daughter’s ass? I mean, he’s on record as a All-American badass who whoops people’s asses if they fat shame a woman. Just sayin. Gotta be consistent.

    Turns out Chelsea LaFountain has a kid of her own, but she’s constantly losing him to DCF for obvious reasons. Weird, because it seems like she came from such a stable home. It’s almost as if cycles of ratchetry repeat over and over again.

    Anyway, Keith’s Facebook page(s) are amazing. He’s got a bunch of pages because he’s got Brett Killoran syndrome and can’t stop getting suspended.

    I can’t figure out why he keeps getting suspended either…….

    This man is an adult:

    Glorious.

    And for someone so chivalrous, he seems to find humor in domestic abuse:

    Keith is also very happy that he recently lost his job after telling his boss to go fuck himself right up in his cock face:

     

    But luckily for America we can rest assured that our borders are safe, because patriotic heroes like Keith are waiting with gun in hand for any invading clowns!!

    He’s the ultimate Internet hardo:

    I know I feel safer with him around. Especially since he owns guns!!

    So who is invading us Keith? ISIS? Mexico? Nickelback?

    Oh right. The Russians and the gooks. Which gooks? All of them. They’re all the same, and they all want to invade us. Luckily we have Keith Kwasnik, who is taking a momentary break from protecting the country to drive up to  Palmer to kick his daughter’s boss’s ass for making fun of a chick who his daughter was also making fun of.

    Does this look like a guy who isn’t ready to kill some Russians and or gooks?

    Nope!!! Bring it bitches!!

     

     

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    1. mystressovmayhem


      Dude looks like a counterfeit Stone Cold Steve Austin. Except SC is a tad bit smarter. Guaranteed this gem lives in a doublewide, tiny side yard filled with a rusted grill, flipped shopping cart (he now uses as a grill) and dead non running car.
      Probably got Confederate flags all on his walls and empty coors beer cans laying all over. Should I mention the wine boxes?
      If ever Miriam Webster needs an image to go with the term “Dumbass”, make sure to nominate this guy!

    2. North Country Turtle Rider


      I find it very hard to believe this guy is not a felon. How the f*** is he allowed to own a gun?

      1. Goose


        FYI, he *claims* to own a firearm. That picture he posted isn’t his- I’ve seen it all over wannabe operator pages and shit like that.

        However, you act like the law alone would prevent a felon from obtaining a firearm?

        “Oh, it’s illegal, I shouldn’t do it.”

    3. The Executioner


      I bet he gets a hummer while driving his hummer. He’s just the cat’s meow. My question is if there are so many like him willing to bring it on with the invading forces, why do we need a defense budget…we have all these macho, paramilitary, thrown out of bootcamp imbeciles to defend us. Being from Palmer just begs the icing on the cake…or the fat on the pie.

    4. Mark D


      ‘Murica

    5. Mom's Basement


      He’s the reason nobody in Palmer says shit about that mole. Not that it’s that noticeable. Or that it would be a bad thing even if it were noticeable.

    6. Keith has a Fat Daughter


      What a vile specimen of American idiocy. Too stupid to realize exactly how stupid he is. Anyone who goes on and on about rats is a coward to the core. This human dick has no idea what a real man is.

    7. You're a dick


      I wouldn’t worry he is a deadbeat who don’t pay child support hows he gonna get a plane ticket up here haha fucking loser eat a dick

    8. ITSJUSTME


      You can’t make this stuff up. On another note, I thought it was funny his pin cushion face daughter was shaming someone for being overweight when she looks bigger than the girl she was talking about. Not to mention that girl was beautiful and didn’t have holes all over her face.

      1. Fashionista


        Those are actually moles

        1. Itsjustme


          Those too, she also has several piercings.

    9. Chelsea LaFountain


      I put a ring in my nose… cause no one will ever put one on my finger.

      1. on it's back


        I don’t care who you are that’s fucking funny!

    10. Ryan


      Hahaha I’m not going to lie, the ham and cheese meme was hilarious.

    11. stiff hose


      TB……where do you find these fucksticks????

    12. WHATEVUH


      Bottom of the barrel in NC

    13. Peter Griffin


      Keith, you’re pretty stupid!

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