Deadbeat Dad Of Girl Fat Shamed By Palmer Pizza Shop Owner Says He’s Gonna Kick His Ass, Doesn’t Realize His Daughter Was The One Doing The Fat Shaming
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The other day we wrote a blog Mike Sabourin, the owner of Saporito’s Pizza in Palmer, who fat shamed a customer on her Facebook page after she complained about the service, then called another detractor a faggot before bragging about how filthy rich he was. One of his delivery people, Chelsea LaFountain, also jumped in to defend his honor:
Well a guy purporting to be the father of the girl they were shaming is NOT happy about this. This is Keith James Kwasnik:
And to say he’s a hardo is the understatement of the century:
Uh-oh!!! I know one “cunt waffle” who is cruisin for a bruisin!!
Keith Kwasnik is originally from Monson, but moved to Durham, NC in order to be far away from his seed apparently. But nevertheless he seems VERY upset that Mike Sabourin called his daughter fat. Except there’s a twist…….
Oops!!! Looks like his daughter is actually the one who joined in on the fat shaming!!
So…….does that mean he’s gonna kick his daughter’s ass? I mean, he’s on record as a All-American badass who whoops people’s asses if they fat shame a woman. Just sayin. Gotta be consistent.
Turns out Chelsea LaFountain has a kid of her own, but she’s constantly losing him to DCF for obvious reasons. Weird, because it seems like she came from such a stable home. It’s almost as if cycles of ratchetry repeat over and over again.
Anyway, Keith’s Facebook page(s) are amazing. He’s got a bunch of pages because he’s got Brett Killoran syndrome and can’t stop getting suspended.
I can’t figure out why he keeps getting suspended either…….
This man is an adult:
And for someone so chivalrous, he seems to find humor in domestic abuse:
Keith is also very happy that he recently lost his job after telling his boss to go fuck himself right up in his cock face:
But luckily for America we can rest assured that our borders are safe, because patriotic heroes like Keith are waiting with gun in hand for any invading clowns!!
He’s the ultimate Internet hardo:
I know I feel safer with him around. Especially since he owns guns!!
So who is invading us Keith? ISIS? Mexico? Nickelback?
Oh right. The Russians and the gooks. Which gooks? All of them. They’re all the same, and they all want to invade us. Luckily we have Keith Kwasnik, who is taking a momentary break from protecting the country to drive up to Palmer to kick his daughter’s boss’s ass for making fun of a chick who his daughter was also making fun of.
Does this look like a guy who isn’t ready to kill some Russians and or gooks?
Nope!!! Bring it bitches!!
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