Deadbeat Dad Of The Week: Quincy’s Justin Phelan Won’t Pay $5K In Child Support, Refuses Custody Because He “Doesn’t Have Time,” Call Pit Bulls His Babies
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Being a father is both the greatest gift and greatest responsibility that I’ve ever been given. I proudly accept both, as does any man with the slightest bit of self respect and decency. But there are millions of sperm donors out there who drop their seed wherever they please and then have the audacity to bitch and whine like children when they have to take care of the human life they’ve created.
For that reason we’ve decided to add a new addition to the Turtleboy repertoire – shaming deadbeat dads. Because I’m sure there are no shortage of turtle riding mommas out there who are owed thousands and thousands of dollars from assholes who are never held accountable in a court of law. So we’ll hold them accountable in the court of Turtleboy public opinion instead.
Here’s today’s deadbeat dad of the week – Justin Phelan from Quincy:
He has two children, include a two year old who is special needs, and who he has never attended a doctor’s appointment for. He currently owes almost $5,000 in unpaid child support:
The older child is 6, and the younger is 2. He initially was living with baby momma and helping to raise the older one. But as soon as knocked her up again he decided it was too much responsibility and it was time to hit the road, so he stopped paying child support.
According to Justin he refuses to go to court:
He also has no desire for any sort of shared custody because he “don’t wanna deal with any of the bs”:
And by “bs” he means, be a loving and compassionate father figure for his two daughters. He has no time for his kids, despite being perpetually unemployed. Makes sense.
As a matter of fact, the thought of seeing his children periodically disgusts him so much that he says the court can’t order him to see his kids:
And according to him if the baby momma “drops the court bs” he’ll start to “help out”:
And by “help out” he means, periodically show up on random weekends and continue to tease his children into believing that they have a father who loves them. He’ll help out, as long as it’s completely on his terms.
According to Justin he’s not able to pay child support because he has his own bills to pay:
Weird, because I’m a Dad and I also have my own bills to pay. Yet I’m still taking care of my children. It’s almost like you’re supposed to do both, and they come first. Fucked up, right?
He is, however, willing to sign paperwork that will forever surrender his rights as a father because he wants “zero involvement”:
“Just take care of them.” It boggles my mind how anyone can be this heartless. And the haters think Turtleboy is the asshole for shaming human garbage like this? Let me guess, he’s had a rough childhood? He’s just about to turn his life around? The baby momma is a bitch? There’s always an excuse with these maggots, and they’re pretty much willing to put personal responsibility anyone but themselves.
Despite the fact that he’s not man enough to take care of his kids, he does have plenty of money for tattoos:
And pit bulls:
He’s got two of them:
And he refers to them as his “babies”
Imagine being so much of a LOSER that you love your pit bulls more than you do your kids?
Oh, and he’s looking for another pit bull to drill his pit bull so he can have a pit bull plantation:
Because of course this deadbeat degenerate is also a dog breeder. He’s the complete dooshnozzle package.
He can’t pay his child support, but he is in the market for a new street bike:
Naturally he’s unemployed, but he does own his own “business” called Pit Stop Mobile Mechanic. They even have a Facebook page (which you should definitely NOT invade by clicking here) with 40 followers, so you know things are going well.
He was gonna create a website for his “business” but that takes effort and capital. So he did a Craig’s List ad instead:
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, his entire business is nothing more than a scam:
He also belongs to the “fuck the po-lease” patrol:
And of course since he’s a great dad he has earned the right to whine about crappy mothers who don’t let their children see their fathers.
Granted it does take two to tango, and I’m not personally absolving mom from making a series of bad choices herself. There’s no reason to let a chudstuffer life this have access to your baby cannon without wrapping his porridge gun in a prophylactic jumpsuit. But shit happens, and in my opinion it’s always better when pregnant women choose life. It’s not an easy choice to make, and women who choose to do what I consider to be the right thing, should be praised rather than scorned.
So yea, if you see this face around Quincy
Tell him he’s a loser, and make sure you mention that the turtle sent you.