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    Deadbeat Saugus Dad And Ratchet Tittie Tattoo Daughter Spend Quality Time On Drunken Orange Line Rampage Yelling Racial Slurs And Assaulting MBTA Cop Filming Them

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    TPD NewsOn March 3, 2017 at approximately 11:45PM an off duty Transit Police officer was travelling on an outbound Orange Line train. When the train stopped at Community College the off duty officer’s attention was drawn to an unknown disturbance on another car and he also overheard an MBTA transportation official state ” Get off the train, get off the train”, to those responsible for the disturbance. The pair who instigated the disturbance a father and his daughter, later identified as David Muse, 48, and Madison Muse, 22, both of Saugus exited the train and begin to walk on the platform. As they did so Madison Muse was yelling racial slurs and expletives. At this time the off duty officer began to video record Madison Muse’s behavior and offensive racially charged language. Upon noticing this Madison Muse violently attacked the officer and was joined by David Muse. The attack continued onto the platform and eventually was broken up. Madison Muse hurled multiple racial slurs at the off duty officer. At this time the officer, whose phone was dislodged during the attack, attempted to use a call box to contact Transit Police Operations was physically prevented from doing by both Muse’ as they punched and kicked the off duty officer several times.

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    According to Facebook witnesses, the Daddy-Daughter brigade was actually walking through the train, car to car, and punching random people in the face:

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    Melissa, your instinct might’ve been right. It is indeed her Dad, but let’s be honest – there’s a good chance it was her boyfriend too.

    It’s like the Saugus version of Father of the Bride. Except neither of them knows what marriage is, and in this love story the father and daughter get wasted on Icehouse and kick the shit out of Martin Short for being too gay.

    I have a feeling this isn’t the first time this Daddy-Daughter duo has gotten into an altercation like this. Getting kicked off the T, yelling racial slurs, and assaulting an off-duty cop who had the misfortune of filming an orange line rampage, is something most of us can’t relate to. But for David and Madison Muse it’s called “catching up on lost time.” Because according to comments underneath this picture on Daddy’s Facebook page, his parenting skills are less Mrs. Doubtfire and more Bootstrap Bill Turner:

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    Who needs to send a check for child support? He’ll wait till the boys an adult and then the two of them can hunt down old ladies and dump on their chests.

    This is all very shocking, I know. I expected so much better from the town drunk:

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    Of course when any racial incident like this happens it’s immediately blamed on the President:

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    Of course. Except we don’t know the race of the MBTA officer. And if you think for a second that a couple ratchets won’t yell racial slurs at a white cop, then you don’t know ratchet behavior like Turtleboy knows ratchet behavior. We pretty much a PhD in Ratchetology at this point.

    Anyway, is this the most ratchet tattoo of all time?

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    What is that thing? Is it supposed to be that machine in the hospital that flat lines when you die? Ending at a heart? So……this is supposed to mean that this chick is dead from a broken heart or something? Too bad, I was just about to get that same exact tattoo. All I know is, if you’re the type of chick to walk into a tattoo parlor and ask them to draw their favorite episode of Chicago Med on the top of your titties, there’s a really good chance you’re gonna end up assaulting an MBTA cop one day. It’s science.

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    Discussion

    1. ZephyrCat


      Aw, so sweet to see a father and daughter bonding.

    2. BobnMic


      Hey, town drunk? That my title you bastard!

      1. BobnMic


        Fuck you Fake Feisty Lawyer…

        1. Turd Burglestein


          Are you really back here? FFS…here’s the video you’ve been pining away for. I made this one a whole 2:47 long and I’m waving to you in a mirror too, so lots of clues to be had. BTW, this obviously isn’t my place on Franklin St as you can see.

          https://youtu.be/JpELU96eiFA

          1. Turd Burglestein


            So what is it? Did I break into my gramma’s place and film all her shit? Maybe I cut her head off and it’s my place now where I can bring all my gay escorts. Or maybe it’s me that’s real old. That would explain all the 18th century shit I’m surrounded by. Maybe I just found this place in the woods to hide now that I got busted for heroin possession. Some things that are obvious from all my videos- I’m creepy, I’m lonely, y’all wouldn’t want to be alone WITH me. Must be gay. Or Asexual. Maybe I got both lady parts AND a tiny misshapen pecker. I sure as fuck sound demented. Maybe I was molested as a ladyboy when I was little, and liked it too much. Whatcha think?

            1. Turd Burglestein


              I think you’re too much of a pussy to post under your real account is what I think. You are just a sad drunk loser who can’t cope with your loss of authority over everyone and being rejected here just bwoke your widdle heart.

            2. Turd Burglestein


              Who the hell is this little fruit fucker posing as me. Nice picture asshole! Making people think I play with my shit! Only a demented, lonely, probably latently gay nutjob would pose his shit a certain way for a photo. You think someone that twisted exists?

            3. BobnMic Fact Checker


              Hey Bobbie, did you ever solve the great oil of olay caper? Definitely a career builder! Mass most wanted, case 2922.

        2. Turd Burglestein


          Hey Bob, I’ll come over and share a drink with you. But you have to promise to stir it with your meatstick.

    3. Dr. Mengele


      Excellent freezing experiment subjects.

    4. Troubled Nostrils


      Dear Lord Baby Sweet Jesus Good God Almighty, I pray that You shall make it legal and sin-free to kill people like this. Because, if all people were created in Your image, then such assholes are only dragging You down. Amen.

    5. KJDS


      It’s true – there were never drunken ratchet racists until Trump became president.

      *headdesk*

      1. Talisman


        I doubt these are racists in the classical sense. My guess is they are wanstabeez, trolling Ebonics and hoodspeak like all the other white guilt brain trust that thinks they are black….or “urban”. Too bad the cop didn’t end them. If he/she was armed and this still happened, they may want to consider a career change.

    6. Turd Burglestein


      I’d like to suggest an addition to the Turtledictionary that SSTG is working on.

      Tittoo – a tattoo that is prominentally displayed on a tittie. Popular with cheese hogs, gutter muppets, fupasloths, and all varieties of ghetto dwelling hoodrats.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        Usage – That ratchet might think her tittoo is cool now, but in a few years when she’s all fupaslothed out and those titties are like 2 watermelons in a downhill race, that tittoo is going to be all distorted and saggy.

      2. Turd Burglestein


        So obviously I’m either a liar for putting a fake address out because I was afraid Brian would kick my ass if he found me. And therefore a screaming pussy. Or I’m involved with the 3 people that got arrested for heroin possession with intent. Who am I? Perhaps I’m just a crazy old man who like to shit and take videos of me wiping my ass. Maybe I’m all that. Who am I. Am I just bugshit crazy! You decide!

        1. Turd Burglestein


          Maybe I have hundreds of drug houses all throughout the state where each one specializes in a specific market. Maybe I have all those businesses that I list on my linkedin page too. Anything is possible in this crazy world we all live in.

          1. TheRealZephyrCat


            Don’t know who’s more fucked up- The alcoholic detective who was forced into early retirement (for reasons unknown) and likes to pretend to be (or stalk) other people. OR The old guy who in his spare time love antiquing, drugdealing and coprophilia ( Sexual arousal and pleasure in playing with shit).

            1. Homo Hammerhead


              Or the guy with 10 different screen names having conversations with himself.

    7. Lt Dan


      No win situation for the ol man.

    8. Cat Vomit Tango


      Nothing says “I love you dad” like cold cocking a stranger while daddy is cheering you on. Way to make dad proud. You go girl.

    9. Megan muse


      First of of this is all fake and very incorrect second of the tattoo says life goes on and isn’t no ratchet just cuz u think it is . Maybe crawl outta ur moms basement and learn what’s really going on. The comment posted under the pic was my mom hacking someone’s Facebook just to piss him off. He send me her money everytime she bitches for it FOR OUR LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS COLLEFE FUND, she spends it on clothes and pills.

      1. KJDS


        Well, your well-reasoned and completely literate response has certainly caused me to change my thinking about this situation.

      2. Hahahaha


        Can’t wait until you see the follow up blog, you dumb skank!!!

      3. Megan Muse anal whore


        Oh, yeah, definitely fake.

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