Deadbeat Saugus Dad And Ratchet Tittie Tattoo Daughter Spend Quality Time On Drunken Orange Line Rampage Yelling Racial Slurs And Assaulting MBTA Cop Filming Them
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— MBTA Transit Police (@MBTATransitPD) March 6, 2017
According to Facebook witnesses, the Daddy-Daughter brigade was actually walking through the train, car to car, and punching random people in the face:
Melissa, your instinct might’ve been right. It is indeed her Dad, but let’s be honest – there’s a good chance it was her boyfriend too.
It’s like the Saugus version of Father of the Bride. Except neither of them knows what marriage is, and in this love story the father and daughter get wasted on Icehouse and kick the shit out of Martin Short for being too gay.
I have a feeling this isn’t the first time this Daddy-Daughter duo has gotten into an altercation like this. Getting kicked off the T, yelling racial slurs, and assaulting an off-duty cop who had the misfortune of filming an orange line rampage, is something most of us can’t relate to. But for David and Madison Muse it’s called “catching up on lost time.” Because according to comments underneath this picture on Daddy’s Facebook page, his parenting skills are less Mrs. Doubtfire and more Bootstrap Bill Turner:
Who needs to send a check for child support? He’ll wait till the boys an adult and then the two of them can hunt down old ladies and dump on their chests.
This is all very shocking, I know. I expected so much better from the town drunk:
Of course when any racial incident like this happens it’s immediately blamed on the President:
Of course. Except we don’t know the race of the MBTA officer. And if you think for a second that a couple ratchets won’t yell racial slurs at a white cop, then you don’t know ratchet behavior like Turtleboy knows ratchet behavior. We pretty much a PhD in Ratchetology at this point.
Anyway, is this the most ratchet tattoo of all time?
What is that thing? Is it supposed to be that machine in the hospital that flat lines when you die? Ending at a heart? So……this is supposed to mean that this chick is dead from a broken heart or something? Too bad, I was just about to get that same exact tattoo. All I know is, if you’re the type of chick to walk into a tattoo parlor and ask them to draw their favorite episode of Chicago Med on the top of your titties, there’s a really good chance you’re gonna end up assaulting an MBTA cop one day. It’s science.
P.S. We really need a north shore/north of Boston Turtleboy. Especially involving anything that happens on the T. Seems like a world of untapped material.
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