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    Dedham Webcam Mom Had The Greatest Facebook Meltdown Of All Time And Her Fap Boy Fans Want Her To Shutup And Get Back To Work

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    The other day we published this story about a Dedham mother who sells her naked webcam shows and interacts with shady customers on her Facebook page. The same Facebook page that is littered with pictures of her kids, who these sketchball dudes frequently comment on.

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    Because what mother wouldn’t want guys like this talking about whipping up some tummy pancakes for her in one comment, and then complimenting her on her children with the next comment?

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    Anyway, once Sarah found our blog she basically had a meltdown, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. Let’s sit back and enjoy the madness…..

    So Sarah’a caps lock button was broken for most of her rants. And at first she played it cool, like her new found fame didn’t bother her:

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    Then she defended herself by pointing out that porno is legal:

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    Which of course we all knew anyway. But when people go on Pornhub they don’t get to comment on pictures of Jenna Jameson’s kids. Besides that it’s the exact same thing.

    Then she told the world how her mother held her legs open during childbirth:

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    Which sounds lovely.

    After that she clocked back into work:

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    But soon afterwardss her frustration with Turtleboy became more evident, and she announced that she was going to make Turtleboy her bitch:

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    OK.

    Then she said that her boys won’t grow up to “make a fucking sexy ass milf cry n shit.”

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    Because Sarah Burke has taught her children to respect milfs by throwing tokens at them on webcam shows.

    It was only a matter of time until the “who is Turtleboy” stuff came out:

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    She’d probably come find us but she’s got court on Monday. Nevertheless, Turtleboy can go fuck his mother.

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    Then she said she wanted to make a baby with Turtleboy:

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    From that point on it was just ranting madness:

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    You’ll notice that the guys who are taking advantage of this mentally unbalanced woman and pay her to take her clothes off with her kids in the other room, are adamantly defending her. After all, if the show ends, then they’re gonna have to find a new local mom to make gutterslug soup to.

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    See that last guy defending her and claiming that he’d “stomp us out”? EJ Burns is someone we’ve blogged about before.

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    Hey EJ – it’s been over a month since you said you were gonna kick our ass. This is just your friendly reminder that you haven’t done shit, I will personally kick your ass, and the invitation to come visit Turtleboy stands. Proving once again that there’s no such thing as threats on the Internet. Threats are made to your face. Words on computer screens are just words.

    Anyway, one of the her biggest defenders is this guy from Plymouth, who is of course a salesman for Beachbody:

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    Because when I look at this face:

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    The first thing I think is “beach body.”

    His number one priority while watching this mental breakdown happen in front of his eyes on Facebook, was to make sure she stopped talking and started taking her clothes off again:

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    Paul Costello is a real winner too, which is why he’s always looking for dates on Facebook

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    But no one ever responds.

    So when that fails he pulls this move, where he pretends like he has a “good lookin dude” friend in Wareham, and tries to pimp him out on Facebook:

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    Of course we all know that if a “sexy lady” were to take him up on this blind date, they’d show up and see this face:

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    Hot.

    He’ll pretty much party with any babe on the south shore. You name the town and he’ll be there. If you’re DTF in Weymouth or Quincy

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    Hanover

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    Plymouth

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    Brockton

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    Carver

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    Hell, he’ll even go as far north as Waltham

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    The bottom line is, if you’re a chick on Facebook and you’re looking for a shady guy who pays mothers to take their clothes on webcam shows, then Paul Costello is ready to deliver the goods to you.

    Just don’t fuck with him, because Paul Costello does not forgive or forget:

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    It looks like Sarah’s Facebook page is temporarily shut down. She’ll thanks us later, because when she makes her glorious return there is gonna be a sea of Paul Costello’s who have been saving up some tokens and tummy pancakes just for her glorious return.

     

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    Discussion

    1. bird


      She needs to be creampied.

      1. Mike Rotch


        I’m quite sure she has looked like a glazed donut a time or two…

    2. Lt Dan


      Only thing shittier than turning tricks with kids is using Facebook to advertise your hooking so all everyone they ever meet can judge them for it.

    3. BlackandWhite


      Wow! Just …. wow.

    4. Dedham's Dead


      Those FB posts are not normal–she has some mental illness,
      some instability. People who write like that are usually on some medication or
      have some personality disorder.
      Feel bad for her fatherless kids.

      1. wtatnuckgangsta


        You have a point and it’s hard to determine. I read some TBS things and think, why do these bloggers insist on getting so involved in the lives of others? And I read the blogs and think about the subjects at hand that they also just live to get involved in the lives of others. I’ve been in that mess but got out. I found myself surrounded by the type that just has petty fights all day long online and I was becoming – or fully became – one. I read here as it’s some old habit but I originally came here for political topics around Woo. Personally, I have a mentally unstable person who does spend a good amount of his time trying still trying to fight me online but I just ignore and block his almost daily attempts. Old me would have fought back. I just treat him like a toddler and keep moving on. It’s unhealthy for this woman, and TBS sometimes to dig so personally. Stick to public figures who affect the lives of others in the city and surrounding towns.

        1. Deadbeats


          Because that’s all they have, the focus of their pitiful lives.

        2. Richard


          Might as well go into one of the psych wards and start attacking people at this point. Not sure what people don’t understand about people who have mental illness. This is a broken and mentally unstable person. It’s not even funny at this point. The only ones who will be affected by writing this are those kids because the mother does not get it. So, where is the guy who cheated on his wife and got caught? Must be Sitting at home watching this unfold.

        3. Jennythecat


          BobnMic, right? Guys been picking on all the ladies who spurned his weak attempts at flirting.

        4. STFU


          Feel free to start your own blog…but thanks for your entire life story.

          “Don’t dig so personally ” Boo Fucking Hoo.

    5. HitWithTheUglyStick


      WTF is this broad babbling about? Chick is ugly as sin.

      The elderly & other assorted losers defending her. Bwahahahahahaha

      “Sonrise Tequila” needs to be added to the destroyed lives list. I bet his wife would love to know how much he loves her….

      Paul Costello= Another member of the “touch of Downs” club

    6. CLG


      Pathetic. She needs to use some of her hooking money to pay for some serious mental health help.

    7. Atty. Vulva


      Another case for long money. Screw DYS, I’ll make sure the kids will have a Wellesley foster home, with a real father and mother too.

    8. BIPOLAR much...


      One minute she is mad, then happy, wants a baby and then wants death. The internet is a public spew for everything and anything. Parents should have enough knowledge to not broadcast certain things such as advertising sex for the sake of their children, therefore, TurtleBoy although is very invasive he has done nothing wrong. If it is out there you have a good chance someone is going to send it to him and you will be revealed. Hopefully in some sick way this will change the way people think and do things and will start thinking about how it affects the people in their lives and society. Another note for all you people that do get uncovered when you go off the deep end and go bat shit crazy over a post it just makes it that much WORSE. Clearly we have distinguished that you have zero control and don’t care what people think or who you affect which makes even the unlikely realistic comments seem true. It’s the nature of the beast! Hey worse case scenario you end up like “cas me outsid” moron with everyone laugh at you making tons of money cause that is the only thing that you feel good about and the only reason to be doing such ridiculous acts and broadcasting them.

      1. Remove the kids pronto


        Correct, she’s neurotic to keep it simple. Popeye is another out-there case too.

      2. Talisman


        And FB in particular is the dumping ground for their narcissism and idiotic behavior. If this chick wants to do porn, no problem, just don’t get the kids and her real name in the middle of it. But megalomaniacs like her see nothing wrong, or even the danger, with their antics when they’re “just being them”. Guaranteed at least one of her admirers is a registered sex offender, or worse, just waiting for an opportunity.

        1. Sickening


          I would even bet she has more than one sex offender “friend”. I recently found three on my friend list, including one female that is married with children, and I don’t let anyone I don’t know personally on my fb. These were all people I went to school with and had known for years. We aren’t “friends” anymore that’s for sure. That was me just checking my town and surrounding towns where most of my friends live. I doubt Sarah does for every new friend she gets.

          1. Talisman


            Of course not, she’s looking to get money and she’s being overly stupid in how she goes about it. Psychos rarely look like psychos and, unfortunately, some people have to learn that the hard way, so to speak.

            1. Sickening


              Exactly, the three people I found I thought were normal people, especially the woman. Her fb could have been my fb, she seemed like a normal wife and mother and not like the person I read about when I looked up her case after.

    9. Sarah Burke


      Who the fuck you talking to?!! Get a fucking gf of a turtle girl to rock ya shell. Melt down. Yes thanku for running ya blog you makin laugh dude. I will say this YOU ARE A PUSSY WITH A BIG TYPING HAND HUH… Go TurtleBoy… Go! Guys fuck this dude let me get back to work… PUNK SHIT peace. K I’m working on my toast to scumbags like you. Go fuck ya self n hey you’re mother sucks for making you! Xo fkn piece of shit.

      1. BobnMic


        Hi there Sarah. I really appreciate your post. This blog needs more gals like you. So umm, do you want to get a private chatroom sometime?

        1. Sarah Burke


          Stock up on some tokens and stop on by… 😉

      2. Blanco Mandingo


        I’ll give you some work

    10. Keep it simple


      I can’t be bothered scrolling thru these mile long blogs. All I got is she likes the dick and has 3 kids.

      1. Sums it up


        That sums it up pretty much. Oh, and she has a beautiful vagina and will teach her sons to treat sexy milfs (like her) better then she is treated.

    11. SARAH BURKE


      Dude I actually feel bad for You turtle boy I’m a make you a man. You have serious issues attacking people you don’t even know. And people who enjoy his shit you are just as bad. I hope you find inner peace and I am sorry for anyone this guy hurts and I am the best person I can be. You think what you want I do not care what you say about me or others if I were you I would be scared Bc Someday you’ll have to answer to God. You are mean and I wish you nothing but happiness stop hurting people’s feelings. I’m saying this for everyone. I think everyone is here for a reason and it is sad you think hurting people’s feelings is funny. I think you should be shut down. I’m joining the fkn class acts that wanna take you down. You are bad. I am too. But at least I never hurt anyone the way you do. I never even heard of you before this shit talk. Why Bc I am better than ya shitty blog and You. I can’t believe ppl haven’t stopped you. I’m done. Keep goin dude that’s all you got. LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE. Give me all you got dude tear me apart I can handle it. I feel bad for people who commit suicide Bc of bullies like you. You ain’t worth it. I pray for you.

      1. Mr Butthurt


        Go take your meds.

      2. BobnMic


        Great post Sarah, I like your spunk. So how about we get a private chatroom sometime?

      3. The Burke Kids


        YAY MOMMY!

        We’re so proud of you! Keep bring home that paper, ho!

    12. EJ burns


      This is me crying over turtle boy making fun of me… could give two ducks about some dungeons and dragons mothafucka making fun of me giving me a fake address to meet up. what I care about is getting your facts straight I would never stick up for some cum dumpster like Sarah Burke, i just like telling everyone how much of a sex offender you are,and the identity you hide behind isn’t real, your a sixty five year old man who lost his career as a teacher over sexually harassing girls

      1. Rude boy


        65. Yeah, that’s his age. 65. And he lives in Fitchburg.

      2. Two twinks in a pod


        You and Brian Albrecht should totally hang out.

    13. WouldntULike2Know


      All I got from her gibberish was that she wants to fuck turtleboy. Was that just me? I mean it’s a shitload of mixed messages but it definitely came across as her wanting Turtleboy’s dick.

    14. Troubled Nostrils


      Against every fiber of my being, I’m beginning to come around to the necessity of genocide for certain classes of individuals. There seems to be few other options. Did I just say that? OK, no I didn’t – I deny what someone else’s fingers just typed. Didn’t happen.

      This woman likes the D, so she needs to run for pubic, uh, public orifice – any office – as a D. Seems fitting. Did I type orifice? My bad!

      1. Kirby Perkins


        She can’t run – She’s tied up right now.

      2. Talisman


        Indeed. I also believe that, before too long, they will be the ones who kick the big party off. The pre party is already happening because their mental state is such that, if we don’t accept every insane thought or action they have, they’ll resort to violence. They’ll pick the wrong dissenter one day and pay heavily. At least, that’s the way it looks to me at this point. Never would have thought I’d see it

    15. Schadenfreude


      I totally get the hit job on Carmen Figueroa. Hopefully that’s just the beginning of what she has coming. But why this woman? People who live their lives in public put themselves at risk for this kind of thing but does that mean that they deserve it?

    16. What are tokens, and how do I get some?


      Damn I missed her showering on webcam, did she douche her mouth at least?

      1. Biff Tannen


        Hopefully she will repent of her ways. Those poor children.

    17. UsualSuspect


      Why anyone would think it appropriate to advertise XXX cam shows on their personal Facebook page is beyond me. There is a reason porn stars have “porn star names”, it helps keep their personal lives out of it. You are a fool Sarah, like so many others that post shit on Facebook that shouldn’t see the light of day. I don’t fault you for doing cam shows for dollars, but personal and “professional” lives should remain separate.

    18. Inaccurate


      She doesn’t even have custody of her kids lol never has. when she kills herself I hope all you internet trolls feel like shit

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