10:45 Ranks tonight:
- De Blasio
Night turtle riders.
10:44 – Kamala Harris could not possibly have come across as a bigger bitch tonight if she had tried. Just a dreadful night for her.
10:36 – Kirsten Gillibrand says she knows how to defeat Donald Trump. Earlier in the debate she said that included using her white privilege as a white woman to speak to white women in suburbs who voted for Trump, and explain to them why their kids benefit from white privilege. That’s how fucking stupid she is. Just the worst woman who has ever existed.
10:33 – The most memorable moment of this debate was Tulsi Gabbard putting Kamala Harris in a body bag. I’m not saying I would vote for her against Trump, but I thank the democratic establishment for making sure I never have to make that choice.
The last time a women of color talked to Kamala Harris like this, Kamala arrested her kid.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 1, 2019
10:32 – Again, if your solution is to tax the rich more then you don’t have a real solution. Rich people know how to hide money from the tax man. That’s why theyre rich.
10:29 – Vegas still has Kamala Harris as the favorite to win the nomination. It’s not every day that they giveaway money like this. Bet the farm on Pocahontas or Biden. It will be one of them. Hopefully Pocahontas.
10:25 – “I think we can all agree that President Trump should be impeached.” – Bill de Blasio. This is how out of touch you get when you’re the mayor of New York. This is who would run the country if we didn’t have an electoral college.
10:23 – This is Kamala’s press secretary promoting conspiracy theories that Tulsi Gabbard is a Russian agent because she roasted his boss. Pathetic.
Reporters writing their stories with eyes on the modern-day assignment desk of Twitter, read this:
"The Russian propaganda machine that tried to influence the 2016 election is now promoting the presidential aspirations of a controversial Hawaii Democrat"https://t.co/2kpKQqW3Ir
— Ian Sams (@IanSams) August 1, 2019
10:15 – Tulsi roasted Kamala tonight. Andrew Yang has done a good job because they have let him talk for more than 2 minutes. Good nights for both of them. Terrible night for Kamala. By default that means it’s a good night for Pocahontas.
10:12 – When Sleepy Joe roasts you at 10:12 EST you know it’s time to hang it up Kirsten.
10:10 – Prom committee Kirsten has another son named Henry to go along with her son Theo with the egg allergy. Those poor children.
10:09 – Democrats have been praising Al Sharpton for the last 2 days but CNN didn’t ask any questions about this extremely controversial conman. Can’t figure out why.
10:06 – There is no reason for Delaware to exist as a state. None. It’s eastern Maryland with 3 more electoral votes. For people who whine about the electoral college these people sure do benefit from it.
10:04 – Bill de Blasio is going after Joe Biden all night like Bill is a real candidate. He’s gotta have some deal with Pocahontas or something. Chris Christie did the same thing to Marco Rubio on behalf of Trump, and then was rewarded with nothing for it.
10:00 – This is the second night in a row CNN has dodged the abortion question. Too bad, that really brings out the best in these people.
9:54 – mr. potato head just blame their loss in Michigan on imaginary voter suppression of black people. Hilarious
9:50 – Biden just bragged about the work he did as Vice President in Detroit. Nuff said
9:46 – climate change is real, but no one is actually losing any sleep over it. Ever.
9:37: thank God Kirsten from the yearbook club is here to lecture us about white privilege
9:32 as a teacher I know that ending the “School to prison pipeline” is just politician talk for don’t suspend the kids who break the rules
9:30 time for the Trump is a racist portion of the debate. Way more exciting that health care
9:25 – thank God we’re talking about busing. This is a really important topic in 1975
9:22 – Yang just said we need to pay $1,000 to keep prisoners out of jail. Because drug dealers are really good with money
9:20 – Eric Garner was morbidly obese and died as a result of that. Nothing more
9:18 – Julian Castro just invoked Michael Brown, a criminal who died trying to steal a gun from a cop, as an example of why we need police reform.
9:16 – Biden and booker are arguing over which one of them is responsible for arresting people who commit crimes. This is a bad thing if you’re a democrat
9:10 – Joe Biden and Andrew Yang are winning this debate right now. Kamala Harris is the big loser
9:07 – joe Biden rightfully pointed out that bill de Blasio cannot shut the fuck up
9:05 – Trump is a pretty shitty white nationalist considering all the black people hes sprung out of jail. Just sayin
9:02 – Joe Biden just said he wants to let any immigrant with a PhD into the country. This is exactly what Donald trump wants and what he gets called racist for.
9:00 – Andrew Yangs parents came here to start a business, not to leach off the government. ODemocrats have no interest in that
8:58 – Joe Biden just said that people who cross the border illegally are breaking the law. No one clapped. This is the Democratic party
8:56 – just to be clear, that story Kirsten Gillibrand just told about meeting a woman from El Salvador never ever happened. Ever
8:55 – Kamala Harris wasn’t supposed to look in the detention center. Luckily she’s a rebel and saw a ladder and climbed it in a pant suit. American badass
8:53 – Castro says democrats don’t want open borders. They just want to abolish ICE, get rid of detention centers, grant amnesty, and bait people to come here with welfare. Totally not open borders
8:51 – Joe Biden is the only presidential candidate to ever follow the rules in a debate
8:50 – Kamala Harris doing her best to come across as shrill and angry. Imagine listening to someone like that every day as President?
8:48 – Scranton Joe just said mularkey. Up next is fiddlesticks
8:46 – Bill de Blasio was elected mayor of America’s largest city. He is a living breathing example of why we need the electoral college.
8:44 – Kamala Harris isn’t nearly as effective when she isn’t baselessly calling people racist
8:42 – Remember, almost everyone on this stage tonight believed that Jussie Smollett was a victim but said nothing when Andy NGO was beaten by Antifa on video
8:39 – Biden looks incredibly confident tonight. Like he knows this chick is gonna take shots and he’s got some one liners in the bag.
8:33 – of course Kirsten Gillibrand named her crotch fruit Theo and he has an egg allergy. Because, of course she does
8:31 – So I guess CNN has decided this is a two person debate
8:30 – Biden and Harris genuinely hate each other. I love it
8:28 – Healthcare has always been a right. No one is stopping you from buying it
8:26 – Joe Biden from the whitest state in the country comes out swinging and bragging about diversity. He knows what’s coming for him
8:24 – can’t wait to see who those protesters were. Kind of mad they interrupted Spartacus. No one does more damage to this party than Cory Booker.
8:22 – love Yang, but he really needs something to talk about besides giving everyone $1,000. Then he made up for it with that Asian math joke.
8:18 – Kirsten Gillibrand is the kind of chick who has a one night stand and still wants to go out to breakfast.
8:16 – it amazes me that Michael Bennet is a politician. He sounds less interesting than Mr Hand. What a boring person.
8:15 – God, Bill de Blasio is just terrible.
8:11 – predictions – Joe Biden will suddenly be a racist. Kamala will suddenly believe in criminal justice reform. De blasio and Castro will lead the pandering parade, gillibrand will continue to be awful, and yang and gabbard will get no time because they’re interesting.
Hey folks I’m not home at the moment but will be shortly and updating for the live blog for this shitshow. Should be a good one.