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    Depressed About The Celtics? It’s Cool – Markelle Fultz Is Coming And We Will Own The NBA For The Next 15 Years

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    Depressed watching the Celtics right now? You shouldn’t be. The Celtics are not in the same league as the Cavs right now. LeBron James is that much better than everyone else in the NBA, and he’s the got the supporting cast to go along with it. But if it makes you feel better Lebron is getting older, and the Celtics will own the next 15 years because this is coming to town:

    I watched that entire video last night after we finally won the lottery. Celtics pants tent like you read about. I’ve seen Lonzo Ball play plenty because he played on a Top 10 team. But never seen Markelle Fultz play before because he was on this steaming pile of shit in Washington. That right there is an NBA superstar. I realize he’s technically a point guard, but he’s also 6’4″ and plays like a two guard. He can shoot the three, use his body to take it to the hoop, and he’s a sneaky good rebounder. He’s everything we need right now, and he’s 19.

    I know a lot of people think we should trade the #1 pick we won last night. Wrong. What are you gonna get for it? Jimmy Butler? Paul George? I’d rather have this dude. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take those guys too. But with them you know what you’re getting and they don’t make you better than Cleveland or Golden State. Could Fultz be a bust? Sure. But we go big or go home around here. Markelle Fultz will be the next great Celtic, and he will bring us many duckboat parades. Because God loves us more.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. Uncle Slappie


      TITTIES!

    2. Jack Mehoff


      Who gives one stinky shit about basketball?

    3. EmfnT


      Sure…as long as he doesn’t o.d. the day after we draft him, or have a heart attack after he gets our hopes up it’ll be cool!

    4. Chris


      Once they get swept by Cleveland they should trade the pick if a veteran player is available. The Celtics are about winning championships, not developing players.

    5. Duke Westwood


      Look at you TB! Writing about sports and shit… Proud of you! 😉

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