Diesels Chud Who Reported Our FB Page Hired Hackers To Clean Out Our Bank Accounts And Blow Up Our Computers After Desk Girl Made Him Fill Out The Form
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The other day we blew up the spot of several members of Diesels of New England who thought it would be funny to mass report our Facebook page for graphic violence. Normally we wouldn’t care, but the fact of the matter is that when you fuck with our Facebook page you fuck with our business. So then you leave us no choice but to fuck with yours. Poking the turtle is never a good idea.
One of the guys we featured was this winner:
And you know by now that if we’re writing a blog on someone we’ve already blogged about, they done fucked up and poked the turtle again.
Well it turns out Shaun Hitchcock is actually a long time turtle rider himself, so you’d think he’d know better. A couple months back he sent us a hot tip about some chick he was messaging in a vain attempt to see if he could pay her to stick a corn in the cob up her ass and eat it:
So obviously he’s a winner.
Then three weeks ago he sent us another story idea about what he believed was the murder of a baby in Westfield:
So basically this guy has no problem when OTHER PEOPLE get shamed, and wanted to use Turtleboy as a weapon. And despite the fact that he’s kissing our ass, begging us to write stories, he still feels the need to report us to Facebook because his racist diesel friends told him to. But the second he ends up on Turtleboy, he all of a sudden has a problem with what we do:
Luckily Desk Girl was there to help him out:
Yes!!! The form!! I love the form!! Looks like Shaun’s not filling it out though and he’s only giving us one hour (even though he sent this to us yesterday).
Looks like SOMEONE changed their mind about the form. They always do.
Nevertheless he persisted with his theories about who owns the blog. Deskie had to remind him that our new owner, “he who shall not be named,” bought the company six months ago, and he eventually agreed to fill out the form:
He even asked for directions:
After the form was filled out he rambled on about how unfair it was for Turtleboy to label an entire page as racist, even though that’s not what we initially did:
Apparently Shaun couldn’t wait for his complaint form to be processed, so he went ahead with his threat to publish his “blog”:
Pretty sure that’s just a lone man with a couple hundred Facebook friends making up things on his Facebook page that he read on the Internet one time. Clearly this man means business.
Then he upped the ante – he was going to be shutting down all of our bank accounts, and gave us a 10 PM deadline (which has since passed) for us to remove the blog before he called up his friends in Switzerland and commenced operation butthurt:
After this Fiesty and SSTG took over. No more Deskie:
Uh-oh!! He’s sticking “these people” on us. Wait……..hold on a minute………
FUCK!!! My computer just blew up and I had to drive to a remote location and use Mrs. Turtleboy’s!! This guy ain’t fucking around!!
Then he shared the conversation he had with his hacker friends:
Clearly Turtleboy messed with the wrong one this time. We were bound to get caught with our hand in the cookie jar eventually.
Stay tuned folks!! This might be the end of Turtleboy as we know it!! Never in a million years did I think we’d get taken down by this slugrake:
But we clearly underestimated our opponent this time around!! Pray for Turtleboy.
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