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    Do You Recognize Either Of These Poonstachios Who Stole A Little Girl’s Christmas Clothes At The Holyoke Mall?

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    Western MA NewsThe Holyoke Police Department needs your help.  They’re looking for these two women. Do you recognize them?

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    They allegedly stole clothing items purchased by a Mother and young daughter in Old Navy this past Sunday, February 12th.   The clothes were in an Old Navy shopping bag.Lt. Jim Albert told Western Mass News that the items in the shopping bag were bought “with money the little girl was given as a Christmas present.”

    “They had enjoyed a nice day together shopping and the young lady was very proud and happy with her purchases,” explained Albert.

    Now the money has been spent and the goods stolen.

    “The Old Navy shopping bag was placed on the floor at some point while (the mother and daughter were) browsing other items in another store and the two suspects stole the bag,” noted Albert.

    But the two women did not get away without being caught on camera.

    “Store security was able to review the video and provided these photos,” said Albert.

    If you recognize these suspects please reach out to the Holyoke Police Detective Bureau at 413-322-6940. 

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    There’s ratchet, and then there’s Holyoke ratchet. What a bunch of skags these to Dumplestilskins are. This really burns my toast. What goes through your head when you see a little girl put a bag down in a store and your first thought is, “I’m gonna gank that shit?” What kind of sociopath does something like that? How ratchet can you get? Glad to hear the Holyoke Mall is planning on making this right, even though they don’t have to at all. In the meantime we figured we’d share this because we have a big audience on that side of the Connecticut River and I know someone in the 413 must know these two deep fried ghetto burgers. If you know who they are please feel free to contact the Holyoke Police at the number listed above, and THEN immediately message Turtleboy. If you have a link to their Facebook page that would be even better. Make sure to take as many screenshots as you can because it’s only a matter of time before they shut their page down. We’ve seen it a million times before. Go.

     

     

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    Discussion

    1. paul


      They look like everyone from that dump of a town. it is going to be hard to identify them

    2. ZephyrCat


      I’d like to deepfry these fat bitches in cooking oil. How fucking low do you have to be to steal from a kid? They’ll be ratted out for the absolute waste of space, oxygen & fat cells that they are.

    3. BobnMic


      How do you know that the little girl and her mom aren’t making this story up to get free shit? I do it all the time myself which is why I find this story suspect. For all we know, those ladies could have decided to not involve the police and just took possession of their own Old Navy bag that this mother/daughter team criminally took from them.

    4. Parasites


      Like to see their past records.

    5. Stacy


      C*nts

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