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If you’re looking to make some money panhandling today we just wanted to give you our friendly Turtleboy pro tip of the day – don’t go to the corner of Chandler and Park Ave. Yes, this is the worst light in Worcester, so it gives you the best opportunity to approach idled vehicles driven by people who actually work for a living. But unfortunately all the corners are currently taken, so the market is pretty saturated. Ya got that? All four corners at Park Ave have young, able bodied men holding cardboard signs, begging morons for money so they can get more heroin:
Tracy Novick has created an atmosphere in Worcester where it’s actually competitive to be a panhandler. Like, you have to wake up early in the morning to grab a good corner. It goes without saying that this shouldn’t be allowed. You can call it free speech all you want, but the fact of the matter is that these people are making money that they are not declaring and therefore are not paying taxes on. If you wanted to open up a t-shirt stand on the corner of Park Ave and Chandler Street then you’d need a license and you’d have to pay all sorts of taxes. But that’s because you’re providing a service that people actually want. If you provide nothing and still make money it’s OK though. This is how Tracy Novick and the ACLU operate.
Now that Tracy Novick has been overthrown by the Turtleboy Sports Revolution from the School Committee she has even more time to be a busy body on Twitter. She posted this the other day:
Saw today the man who owned and ran the buses in my hometown when I was growing up has a school bus carved on his gravestone.
— Tracy O'Connell Novick (@TracyNovick) May 28, 2016
Cool story Tracy. Guess that means your headstone should have a vagrant junkie taking a piss in broad daylight. After all, that’s the legacy that you’ve left the people of Worcester from your property tax free home in West Tatnuck. Thanks for nothing, as usual.
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