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    Like The Lost Boys Of Turtle Facebook Page To Follow Our Posts While Our Main Page Is Suspended
    Like The Lost Boys Of Turtle Facebook Page To Follow Our Posts While Our Main Page Is Suspended

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    So if you’re reading this then it means that the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page is back from its 30 day suspension. We obviously need to work on our communication with turtle riders because NO ONE should be this reliant on a site that arbitrarily shuts down our page for no reason. For starters, please like the Lost Boys of Turtleboy Facebook pageWhile you’re at it, please like the Turtleboy Smiles and Sunshine pageWe made two pages in case one of them gets shut down. They’ve already shut down the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter, Turtleboy Refugees, and Turtleboy Safe Space. So it’s REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT to follow these directions from now on. It’s not really hard either. We have a link to the Lost Boys page at the top of every single blog we’ve published. But for whatever reason, people still aren’t getting the message.

    More importantly, just go to the page silly. It’s insane how many people thought we were dead because they relied on reading Turtleboy directly from the Facebook page. Newsflash – you have the ability to just go directly to http://turtleboysports.com whenever you want. It’s pretty cool. Do not let Facebook control the information you consume. Very Orwellian stuff. Not good.

    Anyway, from now on Turtleboy Sports will NOT be writing anything on our Facebook page. We refuse to give the trolls anything to report. And by trolls, we all know who this is in reference to.

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    We can’t let the bad guys win. Instead we will just be posting links to our blogs and then you can comment as you wish and enjoy Margaret Melican’s poetry (even though she’s been suspended twice in the last week as well). It sucks that Facebook has become a place where people like Turtleboy have to worry about writing harmless statements like this:

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    Because it will be reported for pornography. But that’s just the hand we’ve been dealt. We have no choice because 80% of our traffic comes directly from Facebook, and we make money by getting page views. This month page views were nearly cut in half. It’s pretty cool that we can still get over a million visits every month despite being handicapped like this. But the fact of the matter is that we are running a business and that business lost a lot of money this month and we can’t be taking hits like that going forward. Turtleboy has too many mouths to feed. We could either bitch about it or find a way around it. This is just the cost of doing business for us.

    P.S. Later on we’re going to write a letter to Facebook and we would urge you all to copy and paste it and email it to them as well. We need to bombard their inbox and let them know what’s going on. The Turtleboy army will not be defeated.

    Double P.S. If you don’t know why we were suspended then here’s how you can catch up:

     

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    Discussion

    1. me1333


      Facebook is arbitrary. I was suspended for asking someone if they were an idiot yet in their multiple postings they had made disparaging remarks and stated much worse comments towards others.

    2. Handsome Harambe


      Facebook sucks, Mark Zuckerberg sucks,. Fuck Facebook.

    3. KJDS


      I’m only on FB (with privacy settings ‘ON’) for my family and a couple of private groups that share my interests. I was completely off it for about 3 years with no lasting psychological issues.

      IT CAN BE DONE!!!

    4. Sal Monella


      I will give you a virtual like. Not on Facebook, won’t be ever. I have an I.Q. above 75. Only those with I.Q’s below 75 which is idiot level, utilize Facebook. That asshole Zuckerberg is selling all your little secrets and you are too stupid to either admit it, know it or care about it.

      If you think Facebook is a good Marketing tool then you have no clue on how to market your business, TB.

      Call your friends and family, send them pictures in the mail, write them a letter but for safety sake don’t use Facebook for any reason.

      1. Turtleboy


        If you think Turtleboy would be what it is today without Facebook then you obviously don’t know the first thing about our business. But keep going, you’re making some great points!

        1. Sal Monella


          I am sure you make money via Facebook but there are better methods of marketing your product, hire a professional agency. I work for an S&P 500 company and we derive near zero value via Facebook. Virtually all marketers will tell you to create a page, then ignore it. Web traffic and referrals from other methods are far more effective uses of your resources.

          On the personal side people living their lives on Facebook should be aware that history repeats itself. Google the term “Stasi”. That was the East German “secret Police” and they spied on and persecuted everyone in Communist East Germany. How soon we forget! No need for secrecy anymore. You have Facebook aligned with one political party who has a history of retribution and a media willing to go along.

          If you think this is just the ramblings of an old man well be warned: the current administration used the IRS to target Pro Israel and conservative political action committees during the last election. As a Jew and a conservative (yes there are many of us!) I am offended. We have a Constitution that protects free speech, not only Liberal free speech. Your other excellent blog postings about micro aggressions underscore this point.

          Think carefully who you vote for in this election. The IRS will be weaponized.

          1. The Philistine


            Dude, it’s a blog. A blog that people by and large access on their mobile devices or with a couple minutes of downtime.

            They come here to read about local Worcester events, or whatever the bloggers decide to shit on.

            This isn’t a service provider, or a retailer, wholesaler, etc.

            Something like this is absolutely driven by social media.

            1. The Philistine


              Their revenue comes from clicks and ads. Companies pay them because of social media flow to this site.

    5. NFWay


      So now will you fix the site so it doesn’t crash mobile web browsers? Otherwise you’re going to lose the rest of your followers…

      1. Turtleboy


        No we’re not.

        1. NFWay


          If you’re the real Turtleboy then nice asshole answer, really shows you give a single fuck for your readers. If you’re Kevin Lynch posing as Turtleboy then just fuck off.

          1. NFWay


            Actually it looks like it IS the real Turtleboy based on clicking the avatar. In that case, a HUGE fuck you! I’ve been a follower for almost 2 years, loved the posts, agree probably 98% of the time, hated to see how unusable it’s become on my phone based on all the popups and other shit that slows down page loads.

            But apparently you don’t give a rats ass about that. So guess what…I don’t give a fuck about your blog. You put $ first, you’ll see where that gets you.

            1. Wwy


              I agree it’s getting kikey like the kike zukrberg $$$ penny pinching Jews.

        2. notatblover


          You may lose them…you just may.

          Can you tell me exactly what kind of service your site provides that actually qualifies it to be considered a business? If Facebook is bad, do you not in fact follow those steps? Lose the Facebook usage and drop 80%?

          You should do a TurtleBoy “exposé” on yourself, and please, don’t hold back. I know you can take it, you’ve been telling us that for years.

          Shit man, you and Trump are paddling the same leaky boat.

      2. wabbitt


        What shitty browser are you using that it crashes from this site? Maybe try getting a phone made in this century.

    6. say_what?


      Hold on…I believe you wrote this in this article:

      “But the fact of the matter is that we are running a business and that business lost a lot of money this month and we can’t be taking hits like that going forward. ”

      This shitstorm makes money? The daily idiocy of Feisty, Lynch, bad poetry, shaming people, other acts of depravity on the human race makes money for you? Because I click on this piss poor website?

      No more from me thank you.

      1. PG


        Yet you’re still reading and commenting!

      2. The Philistine


        You clicked, dude.

        You fed the beast.

    7. TurtleBook


      Facebook is for idiots and douchebags only… yes, even your grandma! If you can’t keep in touch with family via phone, text, letters, email or even actual visits, then you probably can’t stand each other, and occasionally “liking” one another’s stupid shit makes you feel like you’re maintaining a relationship that doesn’t actually exist. If you think it’s “neat” to keep up with the activities of an acquaintance of yours in high school, who if you saw in Wal-Mart, you probably wouldn’t even recognize each other, then you need to get more interesting friends in the present time. Oh, and if you think by reposting some meme you saw on a liberal/conservative page, that you’re “doing your part” to “Make America Great Again” or “Vote Against Tyranny” then you are a lazy uneducated fuck.

      1. NFWay


        Holy shit! I don’t recall writing that but damn , either I did and can’t recall or you took every word right out of my mouth!

      2. ProfessorM


        ***slow clap***
        I deserted my real Facebook page, made a fake one, didn’t add anyone but police and newspaper pages…. I go on, check the police logs and news, no one contacts me, it’s fucking awesome, lol!

        1. ProfessorM


          I don’t have to look at pictures of anybody’s dinner at Applebee’s, I don’t have to pretend sympathy that so and so’s husband fell off the wagon, I can browse turtleboy, say whatever I want, and when someone reports me, I just make a new fake page… It’s so much better that way.

    8. JoeD


      I’ve reloaded this page 5 times on a laptop that runs complex programs flawlessly. The blog has become an annoying cluster fuck. The porn page as you leave is a perfect example of how far the turtle monger has stooped for the Benjamin’s Looks to me like the revolution will either die a slow painful death or the turtle tots win the lottery and return the blog to a decent level of fucked upness.

    9. Woodiculous


      FB is boring.

      All twits tweet (not all tweeters are twits, well OK, almost all).

      Your page is un-viewable on an iPad or mobile phone and often crawls on even a PC. Even morons have websites that work.

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