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    Drunken Newport Lawyer Suing East Providence Cop After Cheesehog Protester Says He Grabbed Her Saggy Funbags

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    Source: A video taken of the arrest of Beth Murphy Ward at the Rhode Island Congressional delegation’s community forum at East Providence High School on February 12 shows Ward claiming that an East Providence police officer grabbed her breast. The video, posted by David Norton, shows the incident in detail. 

    “I was there and witnessed the whole incident. I slowed down the video (courtesy of Steve Ahlquist) to show that the plained clothed officer groped Beth,” said Norton. “The video is very viral and people are upset to learn that the officer seems to intentionally grope her. I just became the Communications Director for the Rhode Island Progressive Democrats and one of the things we are trying to do is communicate injustice like this.”

    “I have come to realize that women in our community are often ignored or even blamed in situations like in this video,” said Norton. “I have, unfortunately, had to block many males making sexist and even violent comments about the victim.  Most women are able to grasp what happened very quickly but the men take a lot longer and seem very resistant to conclude that the groper is in fact totally in the wrong.”

    Literally the only website reporting on this is GoLocalProv. It’s so stupid that even the Providence Journal wanted nothing to do with it. Is there any trashier website in America than GoLocalProv? They’re owned by this toolbag right here:

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    Josh Fenton. The same assbag who threatened to sue us in federal court because we took a picture of a funny sign at North High School that he said he had exclusive rights to.

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    Still waiting on that lawsuit Josh.

    The same guy who pretends to have an office in Worcester and runs the site that literally no one reads – GoLocalWorcester. The same guy who brought in Turtleboy in an act of desperation, and paid us to bring in some page views that he couldn’t get on his own. The same guy who lies to his advertisers about said page views, but forgot that Turtleboy has access to his backpage and could show them just how little people actually click on his stories (far right column):

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    Yup. This is the guy whose shitty website is leading the latest anti-cop bullshit propaganda from a local nutjob. Sad.

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    But seriously, sexual assault? Did people actually watch that video? This ain’t sexual assault:

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    It’s a cop’s worst nightmare. Her voice alone make me wanna cut myself.

    Newsflash lady – if this guy was going to purposely throw away his career and abandon his pension to grab some titties in the middle of a public event, it wouldn’t be your titties that were being grabbed. I mean, seriously. She yells, “get your hand off my boob” as he tries to corral this cheesehog out of there.

    Hey lady, your boobs are everywhere. They start at the top of your chest and they end at the fupasloth. They sag lower than a Pawtucket hoodrats skinny jeans. There is no possible way he could’ve nudged you out of there without making contact with those chest anchors. Believe me, he took no pleasure in it. No one could EVER take pleasure in that. Ever.

    This chick is one of those Hillary diehards who still hasn’t come to grips with reality. Check out her Facebook page. It’s the rantings and ravings of a lunatic. She posts a million times about her wild conspiracy theories. She got kicked out of a public event for acting like a moron, and she carries around a copy of the constitution with her. She’s literally insane. And they’ve even started a Change.org petition to have Cpl. Michael Petow fired as an East Providence cop. And as we saw with the Change.org petition to eliminate the electoral college, these things almost never fail.

    The best part about this whole thing is that this nutjob, Beth Murphy Ward, has hired a lawyer:

    Ward’s lawyer Jeanne Scott spoke with GoLocal on Thursday. “I don’t believe that they had probable cause to arrest [Ward]. We have free speech, and people speak out at public events all the time, I think that maybe there needs to be some training with our various communities’ police,’ said Scott. “We are going to have more of these kinds of people coming out who have never protested. The police need to be ready for this and maybe retrained on how to de-escalate situations — there was an escalation here that didn’t need to happen.”

    Uh-oh!! A real live lawyer!! Things are heating up down in the Ocean State!!

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    Except Jeanne Scott might be the most bootleg lawyer of all time. I’m not even kidding when I say that Attorney Dick N. Vulva has more credibility than her. This is a woman who just a couple years ago was so plastered that she drove into three PARKED cars and got arrested:

    A Newport lawyer was arrested on drunk-driving charges after police said she hit three parked cars in the city early Tuesday morning. A Jeep Grand Cherokee was parked on Gould Street for the night when attorney Jeanne Scott crashed her car into the back of it, according to Lt. William Fitzgerald, Jr. Fitzgerald said four cars were significantly damaged in the incident, including Scott’s. Neighbors shared with Eyewitness News photos of the aftermath, and the owner of one of the cars said it was totaled in the crash. Fitzgerald said that Scott was drunk when she drove into the other cars, and was behind the wheel when officers arrived on scene. She had a bloody nose after the crash, and police said she refused to take any sobriety tests.

    “She had several indicators of intoxication,” said Fitzgerald. “Bloodshot eyes, slurred speech, unsteady in her balance.”

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    It’s literally the first thing that comes up when you Google her name. So I’m sure she gets lots of really important cases. Only the finest would sign on with her!!

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    How can she possibly lose?

    Oh, and an in the least surprising turn of events ever, here’s the latest petition that Attorney Jeanne Scott signed:

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    What were the odds?

    So yea, can’t wait to see how this lawsuit ends up. When the incredibly biased anti-police Facebook page Media Takeout Facebook page posted this, they thought everyone would jump on board with them. But as you can see in the comments, most of the cop haters who follow that page were like, “nah, ain’t nobody trying to grab those titties.”

     

     

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    1. Tit grabber


      Firsties!!

    2. ZephyrCat


      This is just funny. Wait until they start encountering some of the muslim brutes from somalia, syria, and similar shitholes. Explain it to them when they start treating you feminists like farm animals. Already seen these fuckers with 6th century sensibilities in Sweden & Germany? They just love raping kids and gang raping uncovered woman because it’s part of their culture. I’m so glad we’re bringing them over en masse for their cultural enrichment.
      So go ahead with your whiny liberal horseshit. Who in fucks name is reaching for your saggy tits anyway. It’s the ugliest bitches who are obsessed with nobody looking or touching them. Don’t worry, like you girls, we’re all aware you’re disgusting! Have at ’em muslim hordes.

    3. BRIAN ALBRECHT


      Yo that shits disgusting! I never reach for that skanks barnyard boppers yanomimsayin! Yeah you HOMOS, I be reachin for that cops nightstick!!!! Dats right MOTHERFUCKERS! I’m much more interested in the man in blue’s CUSTARD LAUNCHER!! I got my mouth open wide officer. GIVE IT TO ME GOOD!!!!

      1. The Ghost of BobnMic


        Interested! Wanna get a private chat room?

    4. #NarcoticsFam


      That’s the most action fatty has gotten in the last 10 years. Say “Thank you” to the nice officer and move along!!!

    5. wabbitt


      She would have been better served hiring Lionel Hutz to represent her.

    6. poseurs


      They got that give me your money look.

    7. White Pride White Power


      What a non-hot TRASH BITCH DUMPSTERSLUT!!!!

    8. Rational Person


      Um, he totally grabbed her breast. How do you not see it?

      1. I hate stupid people.


        ^^^^^^ I would put money on it she went to the woman’s rally in Boston and wore a vagina hat. That cop was doing what anyone would do when trying to move someone with out getting physical. I am not a huge supporter of the police and won’t be in till the good apples call out the rotten ones. The thin blue line is a crock of shit. That is the problem there are more corrupt police than noncorruput police and they are worried about retaliation if they speak up about the corrupt officers. I heard that from someone I know who was a Mass State Police Officer. Heard it from someone I know who is an EMT about he WPD. I am NOT saying ALL police are bad but MORE than people think are. Back to the story tho. That officer looks like he was expecting that cheesehog to continue turning in which case he would have had his hand on her arm. She moves slower than a dead sloth and had to stop to breath half way through turning around. Just one more question do you think ANYONE has EVER willingly grabbed her tits?

        1. Cocomom


          “Moves slower than a dead sloth & had to stop to breath..” I almost fell off the couch. Good one, IHSP.

      2. Sandra


        He did grab her breast but I think it was on accident. He may have been going for her arm and she moved towards him.

    9. Fernando Plimpton


      What a C**t! I don’t even like cops and I think the good officer should have punched her right in the f*****g face!

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