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    Elizabeth Warren Is The Left Wing Version Of Donald Trump: An Elected Troll Who Can’t Make Friends, Annoys Everyone, And Is In It For Herself

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    A lot of people are whining about Elizabeth Warren being told to shutup by her colleagues the other day. The Senate was debating whether or not to confirm Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions for Attorney General. Naturally since Sessions supported Trump and he’s an old white guy from Alabama, he’s a racist.

    There is some stuff that happened in Alabama in 1986 when he was denied a judgeship because a former colleague testified that he used the n-word, called him “boy” and made jokes about the Klan, saying that he didn’t think they were that bad until he found out they smoked pot. Another colleague testified that he called the NAACP “communist-inspired.” Even though the founder of the NAACP, W.E.B. Dubois (from Great Barrington, MA) was a communist.

    But, whatever. None of that matters because as we’ve seen time and time again, no one on the left or the right cares about random instances of racism from years ago. Hillary Clinton and many others embraced a real life Klansman, Senator Robert Byrd, because he apologized and said he was wrong. In other words, your past doesn’t matter as long as you’re playing for the right team now.

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    On a more local level Elizabeth Warren endorsed this dipshit:

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    Dylan Fernandes, a 26 year old State Rep from Falmouth, who just like Jeff Sessions, is alleged to have said some racist things in the past. The only difference is that everything Jeff Sessions allegedly said was hearsay. Dylan’s racist commentary is forever documented on the Internet:

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    Gays, Indians, Women, and black people. He’s pretty much offended everyone people like Liz Warren pretend to care about for political gain. Yet she hasn’t rescinded her endorsement in light of these things. But Jeff Sessions allegedly made a joke about the Klan smoking pot in the early 80’s, so he’s a racist.

    Well, Granny Warren got up in front of the Senate this week and did what she does best – embarrass Massachusetts. She started to read a speech from MLK’s widow Coretta Scott King, and using it to say that Jeff Sessions is a racist. I know, I know. The race card? In 2017? Never saw that one coming. But Americans are pretty tired of the race card being played by whiny white people like Elizabeth Warren, so Republicans invoked a random rule called Rule 19, which says Senators can’t “directly or indirectly, by any form of words impute to another Senator or to other Senators any conduct or motive unworthy or unbecoming a Senator.”

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    In other words, you can’t just get up there and call someone else a racist.

    I could watch that over and over again and never get tired of it.

    Here’s what she wrote on Facebook afterwards:

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    “If Jeff Sessions turns a blind eye while Donald Trump violates the Constitution or breaks the law, he’ll hear from us.”

    Translation – if Trump does something I don’t like then I’m gonna get up here and whine about it. And then I’m gonna go on Twitter and Facebook Live and complain some more. Ultimately nothing will change, but at least my personal brand will grow and I’ll be able to sell a few more books. This is what she does.

    Of course the most insane part about that Facebook post when she said, “If Jeff Sessions makes even the tiniest attempt to bring his racism, sexism, and bigotry into the Justice Department, he’ll hear from us.” His racism? Fuck you lady. How well do you know Jeff Sessions? How the hell do you know if he’s a racist? You guys hang out a lot? We are sick and tired of listening to white people score political points by telling other white people they’re racist. It would be one thing if she said that the allegations were troubling. That would at least be fair. But to just come out and flat out say “he’s a racist and a sexist?” Fuck you.

    I saw someone on my Facebook roster sum it up better than anyone:

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    Bingo.

    Look, if this was any other democratic senator then Rule 19 probably wouldn’t have been used. But this woman burns bridges for a living. And yes, it is troubling that a rule exists that says a Senator can’t be criticized by the Senate if he’s up for a major position like Attorney General. But what do you expect that your enemies are gonna do when you’re constantly picking fights with them? Be nice to you? That’s not how life works. They’re gonna bone you. Bone you good and hard.

    And no, I don’t hate Liz Warren because she’s a democrat. I hate her because her voice gives me the chills. Because she’s the most annoying person who has ever existed. Because she pretended to be Native American for political gain. Because she’s an over the top obstructionist who can’t get along with anyone. Because she’s an overly theatrical, self-important, look at me politician who thinks she’s smarter than everyone else.

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    As you know, Turtleboy is 100% pro-free speech, and a lot of people are whining about her not being able to exercise free speech. But these people obviously don’t understand how free speech works. Liz Warren can say whatever the hell she wants to say at one of the never ending supply of meaningless rallies she attends, where she panders to the crowd by telling them she’s “gonna fight” for them, or how Trump is “gonna hear from her.” She can tweet whatever she wants to tweet. She can start a blog. She can say whatever the hell she wants to say, because this is America and she has that right.

    But when you’re at work there are rules. This is a VERY simple concept to understand. And Liz Warren works in the Senate, and rule 19 says she can’t do what she did. Case closed.

    Here’s the thing with Liz Warren – she’s nothing more than an elected troll. She has lost her ability to be taken seriously. You can’t oppose EVERYTHING and think people are still gonna listen to you. For instance, here’s a list of Trump’s cabinet nominees, how she voted, and what the final tally was:

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    She opposed Betsy DuVos as Secretary of Education. This was a good thing she did, because Betsy DuVos is a fucking idiot who has no business being in charge of public schools. When the rest of the democrats are voting against a nominee, it’s normal for you to join them.

    But when you’re voting against people like John Kelly and Elaine Chao, and you’re on the losing end of 88-11 and 93-6 votes, then you’re the turd in the punch bowl. More importantly, you’re a loser who can’t get things done. You lack the ability to convince your colleagues that your cause is righteous. You’re a terrible salesman who can only sell thing in an echo chamber. Which is why she is reduced to this:

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    “Look at me – I’m against racism. Hit the like button and tell me how brave I am. Oh, and buy my book, which my published literally announced was going on sale two hours before I made national headlines by intentionally violating the rules.”

    And that’s exactly what happens. All of her supporters encourage her, and they all buy her book. Right now she’s up there doing this:

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    Let me guess, she’s gonna vote against him and he’s gonna win anyway? Shocking verdict.

    Meanwhile Corretta Scott King’s niece Alveda King, an actual real life black woman, is cool with Sessions:

    If Coretta Scott King “could look at the record of Senator Sessions today, with integrity, she would say, well, he has worked to prosecute the Ku Klux Klan. He has worked to desegregate public schools.” King also said that what Warren is doing is “almost like a bait and switch. Stir up the emotions, Use the name of King, and my name is Alveda King. Stir up people’s emotions. Play the race card.”

    “If we take a look at my Aunt Coretta Scott King’s letter, we know that she was a peacemaker. Her intentions were never to divide during her whole life. I was her communications and correspondence secretary for several years when I was a young woman. And so in that letter, she would be referring to perhaps some of his comments, however, she would agree today that he, of course, ended some school desegregation. He worked to prosecute members of the KKK. Aunt Coretta was a very reasonable woman, and she, with integrity, would have noted that he had done some great work in fighting against discrimination.”

    This is who represents us in Washington D.C. A national embarrassment. At least the other guy from Mass (Ed Markey) goes about his business, votes with the democrats 99% of the time, and doesn’t make us a national mockery. Instead of getting kicked off the Senate floor for repeatedly violating the rules he gives bad ass speeches about how awesome the Patriots are:

    The bottom line is at the end of the day Elizabeth Warren IS Donald Trump. She panders to a specific fringe crowd. She’s brash and uncensored. She’s immature. She’s over the top and theatrical. She gets in pissing matches with everyone. Most importantly, she’s not good at making friends. And if you’re not good at making friends at work, then you can’t get anything done, which makes you kind of useless.

     

     

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    1. Slow death to the left.


      Never trust someone with Sanpaku eyes. Squaw Spreading Bull is a self serving aparatchik. Commie cunt wants civil war.

    2. Anonymous


      Jeff Sessions has legitimate issues, and yet Elizabeth Warren whines that he’s a racist? Seriously?

      So sick of people sharing Warren crap all over my newsfeed. For the love of God, MA needs to defeat her in 2018 and never hear from this troll again. I don’t even know if I can handle that long (is this what SJWs feel like with Trump?)

      1. White Pride White Power


        Jeff Sessions WILL be one of the true heroes of the white race when it’s all said and done. He’s been on the front line fighting for whites for a while, and now he’ll get to do it for what will turn out to be one of the greatest presidencies in history. Step aside, blacks – there’s a new sheriff in town.

        1. Shookones


          No one is buying your bullshit dbag. Your trolling, just so you can show people, “oh look see, turtle boy has actual racists”. Sorry you were featured in one of his blogs, stop acting like a walking dickhead and it won’t happen. But your doing it for attention and shock value either way. Fuck off.

          1. White Pride White Power


            Newsflash, Shookones. Trump won. Sorry you’re so butthurt about the white race rising again, but it’s happening. Get to a safe space if you don’t like it.

            1. KKK SUCKS


              From one White guy to another YOU are a disgrace to white people. Like the “Nigger” in the black community you are the “Racist” in the white community. You are just as bad as the Douche calling everyone niggah, wearing 18 fake gold chains, fake gold teeth, flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, shitty tattoos that are all blown out, pants that hang down below their ass, Nike Air Jordans, corn rows in hair, gang symbol throwing, gun toting, gangster rap listining, black guy. You are the shaved head, bad tattoos that you sister/cousin gave you, white (cause all other colors are bad) wife beater wearing, broken down pick up truck drivin, tooth missing, furrer hailing, confederate flag flying, white guy.

              The rest of us just look at each other as human beings. We all put our pants on the same way.

              I have an idea, let’s send all the “Nigger” and “Racist” people to antartica with all the guns they want. Whoever wins can have it. Then the rest of the human race in this country can go on peacefully living like we have been.

            2. Shookones


              I voted for trump fuckstick, and I’m glad he’s president. Your comments make the Libs case for them that all voters/supporters are a bunch of racist and uneducated rednecks. Your not helping him or any other conservative like myself with your comments lumping me and you supporting the same guy

        2. SmarterThanYOU


          Your as smart as Turtleboy and hes a moron … obviously!!!

    3. BobnMic


      Senator Warren – you are now seemingly the face of the Democratic Party these days so it seems. Sucks to be them right about now that seems apparent. And as if your party has not sustained enough damage and embarrassment you come back with less than bipartisan cooperation and country unity with this butthurt butthole bullshit.

      Your girl lost the Presidential election. Get over it. It’s too bad for women everywhere because it’s only a matter of time before a woman will be running the show here as POTUS. We WILL see that in our lifetime and after being raised by a widowed mother I know exactly how effective and efficient that would be first.fucking.hand. I side more on competence than race, gender or even political experience just the same. Basically the right human being for the right time and if men keep fucking this thing up then it is time for the women to take the relay race baton and sprint on forward.

      But that’s just me based on pure experience.

      But for you Senator just get over it and move on. You are stuck in your own little bubble.

      1. Officer BobnMic


        Blah blah blah!! Blaaaaaah…. BLAAAAH! I’m even embarrassed of your long winded posts and I drool on myself. Stop posting as me you SJW!!!!! I’m going to arrest you and force you to ride the Hershey highway!

        I’m up late tonight. Waiting for the next big case to crack. I was kicked out of Mcdonalds for over using their WiFi. How else am I supposed to listen to the police scanner on my android app? Good guys always finish last!!

        1. BobnMic


          What’s the matter Joanna. Can’t handle a real issue?

        2. BobnMic's Tiny Penis


          I have a real issue. I lost my tweezers and I need to rub one out.

      2. BobnMic Fact Checker


        Bob,
        Thank you for stopping the “I’m a big Trump supporter” bullshit. It wasn’t working in making new friends here. We all know you’re a big lib, anyway.

        BobnMic
        May 15, 2016
        “Full disclosure – I was a registered Democrat since 18 years of age…”

        1. BobnMic is a lying SJW


          It’s time for the official theme song of BobnMic.

        2. BobnMic


          Ya know – For someone who claims to be a Fact Checker you just cannot comprehend any reading material can you. Nothing I commented on would indicate that I am a SJW liberal. In fact that exact opposite is true. Anna, your reading comprehension is barely that of a first grader. I fully understand you have all sorts of mental issues which you have demonstrated more than enough times in here. But to assume that my comment, which was less than complimentary toward Senator Elizabeth Warren, somehow magically takes a SJW spin is your insanity at work and at it’s best. Get help for God sake!

          1. Tarbash The Egyptian Magician


            SHUT DE FUCK UP YA MORON!!!

            1. BobnMic


              Blow me Tarbash, or should I say Bartrash.

    4. Maggie the Cat


      Simply having to listen to Elizabeth Warren is unconstitutional — it’s cruel and unusual punishment!

    5. Twat tickler


      Ed Markey is a turd in the punch bowl too. A few weeks ago he introduced a bill with one of the senators from California trying to tie Trump’s hands and require him to get congressional approval before launching a nuke. Because Trump is gonna go off the deep end and start indiscriminately firing them. Not. In the meantime let’s get destroyed if we’re attacked while waiting on an act of Congress for permission to retaliate.

    6. juror seven esq.


      The voters in Massachusetts rejected Scott Brown, a person that was level headed and at least listened, and gave us this embarrassment. So sad. Can the Democratic Party be so stupid as to think Warren could be the party’s leader in the run up to 2020?

      1. White Pride White Power


        Scott Brown likes blacks. Disgusting and not a REAL republican. Period.

        1. White Turtle Rider


          You know what they call a republican who likes blacks?

          A democrat.

          Thank GOD Sessions is in – a REAL republican who TRULY hates blacks. And props to TurtleBoy for standing up for the white race as well.

          1. KKK SUCKS


            Look there are shitstain white people also just look in the mirror. All black people are not bad. Ok so 98% of them are but the the other 2% that work and contribute to society are good people. If you choose to wear a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, wear your pants so low that you underwear is not under your pants, wear 18 gold necklaces even tho you are collecting welfare, have gold teeth, think Kanye West is awesome, call every other black person “my niggah”, and have 7 kids with 6 different women than yes you are a nigger. Now I can flip that for you. If your house has wheels under it, if you buy a toothbrush to brush your toof, wear camouflage to a wedding, pick up women at family reunions, have an engine block in your front lawn, drink Paps Blue Ribbon, and have 2 couches on your front lawn, support the KKK, you might be trailer park trash. See how that works??? People need to stop looking at color and look at people as humans. There are fucked up humans from every walk of life.

        2. Mirror Mirror


          Go away Mosaic troll. Save your racism for your BLM meetings. You’re not fooling anyone except yourself.

          1. WHAT?


            You knew when Turtleboy poked the party bosses that all the trolls were going to come out from under their bridges.

      2. bigdaddy


        . Can the Democratic Party be so stupid as to think Warren could be the party’s leader in the run up to 2020? Thats a rhetorical question I assume

        1. John Galt


          Massachusetts has an losing record over the past 50+yrs. Ever since JFK, they’ve all been losers. Teddy, Kerry, Dukakis, even Mitt. MA politicians don’t translate nationally.

    7. BobnMic


      She’s hot. I would put my teepee in her wigwam and poke-a-hot-ass.

      1. Chief Right Hand ✋


        I am Chief Right Hand leader of the Smack-a-Ho Tribe. Anyone who wants to put their teepee in my daughter NottaIndian must first appease me by running backwards through a corn field. Many good men have tried and failed. If you still want to put your teepee in her wigwam you must promise to keep her forever.

        Wait never mind the test just please take NottaIndian from us.

        1. BobnMic


          No, you said I had to run naked backwards through a corn field so I must accept this challenge. Please tell me the corn field is several miles long because the thought of getting cornholed like that really excites me. I can take time off from the Burglestein investigation to do this.

          BobnMic
          DEA Agent

          1. Chief Right Hand ✋


            The corn field is many miles long. You from what the other white men have told me have a secret weapon for my test. You must remove the rodent from your anus before you take test.

            1. BobnMic's Gerbil


              No, fuck that noise. Leave me in there. BobnMic is too much of a cheapskate to buy me Hartz treats, so those corn nuggets are my only hope of having food this winter.

            2. Chief Right Hand ✋


              If you no take care of anal dwelling gerbil how do I know you take care of NottaIndian? One who take daughter must feed her how you feed her if you no but Hartz treats for anal dwelling gerbil? Also man who take daughter must be well endowed. I hear from white men you have micro penis.

            3. BobnMic


              So ok – “January 25, 2013 — The Hartz Mountain Corporation of Secaucus, New Jersey, has announced it is voluntarily withdrawing its Hartz Chicken Chews and Hartz Oinkies Pig Skin Twists wrapped with Chicken for dogs in the United States because they contain trace amounts of antibiotic residue.

              Hartz is taking this action after recent testing found trace amounts of illegal antibiotic residue in samples of the affected dog treats.
              These antibiotics are approved for use in poultry in China and other countries but not in the U.S.”

              So ok now I feed my Gerbil very well because I eat very well. Today I had shrimp with cream pasta and Moet Brut Champagne. Yesterday it was an outdoor grilled Angus Beef Sirloin with red bliss mashed potatoes mixed with half and half cream with steamed vegetables and fresh rolls with butter alongside with of course some Beaujolais Villages red.

              Tomorrow may be Chicken Divan with maybe a nice Gewurztraminer white.

              So my Gerbil is a happy camper. BOOM…

            4. BobnMic


              ^^^^ And yes I did cook a large steak outside under my deck yesterday in a snow storm because I am not normal…

              Ok?

            5. BobnMic


              And of course this toward Tredge:

            6. BobnMic's Gerbil


              LIAR!!! You don’t feed me anything. And you definitely didn’t have any steak or shrimp either. The only seafood you’ve ever boiled are the crabs you picked out of your crotch.

            7. BobnMic


              By cooking a large steak under my deck, I really mean that I sucked a large dick under my deck. And I did this in the snowstorm because I like sucking frosty balls.

    8. WHAT?


      From the looks of it these phonies have been practicing their fake politician smile.

    9. Mr. Papagiorgio


      She is the epitome of a self righteous, hypocritical, holier than thou, do nothing big mouth. All she does is throw her hissie fits, like whining about the cost of college, meanwhile collecting $350,000 per year from Harvard to teach ONE class, while residing in a multi million dollar home in the People’s Republic of Cambridge. A real champion of the people she is, taking advantage of home foreclosures and flipping the properties to make a nice profit. Take your Harvard lecture tour to North Korea and leave us alone.

      Did anyone else notice a trend in the democrats voting for cabinet nominees? They’ve all become unhinged with Trump Derangement Syndrome. Can’t wait until the 2018 election.

    10. Cougar hunter


      I myself am not a very political person. That being I’d like to donkey punch the ugly bitch in the back of the neck while she deep throats my banana. But that’s just me.

    11. KJDS


      The reason Rule 19 exists is so that our Senate doesn’t turn into a brawl like the lawmakers in other countries seem to do –

      see Ukraine, November 2016.

      Turkey, January 2017

      South Africa – yesterday.

      The rule is so that debate remains civilized and avoids unsubstantiated personal attacks that are not relevant to the argument. Marco Rubio actually put it very eloquently after the Warren fiasco.

      I don’t know why you guys keep voting for her.

    12. El Presidente


      Liz represents everything that is wrong with this country.

      Also, enough about Trumps travel ban. He’s not banning EVERY Muslim country. Just the ones with terrorists who have sworn to kill us.

    13. Stepped on


      I had the displeasure of trying to help this “lady” at a local dealership where she had bought her car. After owning her infinity for well over a year she showed up at the dealership and had some issues that she wanted covered under warranty. First we were not an infinity dealership so we can not do warranty work. Second she never spend a dime there maintaining her vehicle. Third is that she wanted it done for free. Mind you this car has over 100k now. Went on to explain that she is a senator and we need to make it right before there is trouble. After explaining to her that she was responsible for any repairs she threw a fit and demanded a manager. When the manager said same thing then it was onto the owners. After her bitching and moaning and letting everyone know she is a senator the owners folded and gave her what she wanted. Typical douche moves by an even bigger douchebag.

      1. KJDS


        Too bad no one recorded it – that would be a handy tool around election time.

    14. WHAT?


      Another one who’s concept of self is: ” I am the most important person in the world”.

      Hillary and party bosses: ” Useful idiot willing to spew the party vitriol”.

      Everyone else in the world: ” What an obnoxious jerk”.

      She provokes an automatic gag reflex when I hear or see her.

    15. DJ Trump


      I’d like to cash dah bitch outside. How bow dah?

    16. Del Griffith


      Oooh, look here’s a box I can check. Native American! Now I have minority status too!! U Penn, Harvard, the US Senate, the possibilities are endless!!

    17. Troubled Nostrils


      I’ve been following TBS for about 6 weeks now, all the way from Texas – and I’m beginning to have strong feelings about TB. Now, I’ve been married for 29 years with two sons, and I’ve never had bestial leanings or notions, but this Warren story may put me over the top – I’m ridin’ the turtle!

      1. BobnMic


        Welcome to my blog, Troubled. Thanks for ridin’! Make sure you tell all your friends in TX that we’re not all stupid, Warren-loving libs… well, except for me. I’ve been a registered Democrat since I turned 18!
        Wanna get a private chat room?

    18. Publius


      Ms King really slammed Warren.

    19. Wwy


      pocohontas is senator of the capital of queers and communists in Massachusetts,trump had to pay off communist Jews to build in NYC they are the same jewmerica.

    20. SmarterThanYOU


      Sorry Turtleboy .. after this I will NEVER listen or follow you again. If you want to contribute to the alternat facts and be a liar… sorry YOU LIED this morning on the radio saying she NEVER votes GOP… hmmmmm YOUR own source & graph proves otherwise. So be part of the ‘alternate fact’ paradigm but you just lost me because of your lack of integrity.. laugh all you want but YOU are part of the problem.

      1. FatFingr Lou


        You are correct. She voted for the new VA chief because she was too afraid to appear as the 99-1 shitstick among the the professional jackoffs. Even Markey smelled that one coming.

      2. X


        Turtle Fag Sports is basically 4Chan meets the Enquirer, just click bait. Appealing to the lowest common Mass Holes

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