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    We assumed that everyone would agree that putting a one year old baby on your lap with no helmet on while you’re riding a dirt bike and doing wheelies is an example of bad parenting.

    But as it turns out Turtleboy is just being a huge libtard SJW pussy. Let’s check out some of the brilliant commentary from the Facebook machine about our recent blog about this video….

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    Right. Because the only option for one year old babies is for them to grow up around drugs or ride on a dirt bike with no helmet and no restraints while doing wheelies. He can’t play with toys, or run around, or kick a ball. Drugs or wheelies. One or the other.

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    Yea, the kid is being brought as a badass!! That’s what’s really important!!

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    Yup, no one got hurt so what’s the problem? I know Michael Jackson would agree!!

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    Yup, a teenage bike enthusiast is now lecturing parents about what is and isn’t good parenting. Makes sense.

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    The “pussification of America” is a term that has been so overused that it’s lost it’s meaning. Internet badasses have officially killed a once great phrase. You don’t let your ten year old drive a truck? Pussification of America! Kid is whining about being hungry and you gave him food? Pussification of America! It’s become an excuse for shitty parenting.

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    Such pansies!!! Safety for a one year old baby? Wicked gay!!! I don’t even put Turtleboy Jr. in a car seat, because I don’t want him to grow up to be a huge pussy!! Only a pansy ass would use a car seat. What’s the big deal? I’m a really good driver. No way I’ll ever crash. Pussification of America!!!

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    As long as the kid is happy right? Turtleboy Jr. has a really fun hobby of sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. He also seems drawn to the taste of bleach or anything that is generally under the sink. Why play with all these toys we bought him when he can do all this other fun stuff? Then again, who am I to stop him? As long as he’s happy that’s the only thing that matters for me as a parent.

     

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    I see a baby on a moving vehicle, sitting unrestrained on a grown man’s lap. I see one of the man’s hands on the handlebar, and the other in the air. Nothing dangerous about that!! But it’s all good, because the baby’s having a great time!! If I threw Turtleboy Sports down a flight of stairs he would probably think it’s cool, right up until the point where he cracks his head open.

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    Brilliant commentary. In case you can’t tell from the profile picture, Zack here rides dirt bikes and gets awesome hang time!! He’s a genuine bad ass. You think he was cock slapped by his Daddy when he was younger? Yea right. Only pansy ass SJW’s like Turtleboy were cock slapped by their Daddy!!

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    This guy’s failed attempt at the English language tells me everything I need to know about the type of people defending this brand of reckless parenting. He also doesn’t understand the concept of privacy, particularly when it comes to posting videos of your shitty parenting on Instagram.

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    Yea, he totally knows what he’s doing. Not like he ever got in any major accidents or anything:

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    Oh yea, and after he broke his back while in the process of being a badass, he had a fundraiser for himself at Periwinkle’s so everyone else could pay for his medical bills:

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    “Write me a check because I got hurt doing something that was very likely to eventually get me hurt!! Pay for my recklessness!!! Oh, and I learned nothing from this, AND I’m gonna force my one year old kid to partake in my lifestyle.” And if you have a problem with that then you’re a pansy ass libtard!!!

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    Of course this guy’s name is Shane. Shane Fish to be exact. In his vain attempt at putting a sentence together he accused us of being anonymous. Literally never heard that complaint before. Ever. And in the least surprising turn of events thus far, Shane Fish proudly supports an imaginary country of traitors who declared war on the United States:

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    Guaranteed this guy gets mad at Colin Kapernick for taking a knee, while proudly flying the flag of a country that declared war on the flag that country represents.

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    Oh look, another bike bunny bringing up the fact that we call out dooshnozzelry using a pen name.

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    If this guy was some gang banging hoodrat doing with this kid, these people would be all fired up about it. But since it’s a “professional” biker from Millbury, it’s good parenting. Got it.

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    So Turtleboy is a joke because we started our own successful business, rather than getting a job and working for someone else? I don’t think this guy understands how capitalism or the American dream works, which is why he’ll more than likely be working for someone else his entire life and whining about how unfair his boss and pay are.

    Then Mom chimed in:

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    Oh he did pro motocross? Why didn’t you just say so? Professionals never get in accidents.

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    Ever.

    We also got some fun mail this morning:

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    It boggles my mind how many people don’t know the difference between “loose” and “lose.” It’s a borderline epidemic in this country.

    On New Year’s Eve 2015 in Fitchburg, two experienced ATV riders brought their kids with them on the back of their ATV’s. No helmets required, because, why would they crash? Experienced riders never crash. Ever. But then they crashed and the 6 and 7 year old boy were seriously injured. Oh well, at least they weren’t raising their kids to be pansy ass SJW libtards!!! The moral of the story here is that safety is for pussies. The end.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Rational person


      I find it ironic that the address to mail your contribution is “Breakneck Road.”

      1. MommaH


        I was thinking the same thing…lol

    2. The more you know...


      I was a loser on the slots at Plainville. The ones at Mohegan are much looser.

    3. John Cena


      Apparently 7th grade english was a popular point to drop out of education? Basic punctuation, verbs (lose) vs adjectives (loose), paragraph breaks and run-on sentences, they all seem to have been missed.

      1. Bill


        My 4th grader has better sentence structure… But then again, we make sure she’s doing her homework and studying for tests and reading and other lame shit like that…

    4. DeezNuts


      You’re a fucking pussy. Just because a wheelie blows your mind and you can’t accomplish it doesn’t mean its dangerous. He’s safer in that bike doing a wheelie then turtleboy jr is with you driving around through your zip trips. As for his accident don’t you think it most likely occured while doing something more dangerous for a competition then it was just driving around on his bike. Again, all you do is snoop around people’s profiles to suit your narrative. You’re worse than the scum that is the sun newspaper. Doesn’t stop half the retards in england buying it daily though. You stopped with the hot takes a while ago, all you’re giving out now is hot bs.

    5. Who-dat


      Maybe babies should require helmets while being breast fed also. You never know when one of those tits might get loose and knock a baby out. Oh and protective eye wear also. Don’t want no milk in babies eyes! It’s about as dangerous as done people walking with a child.

      1. Turd Burglestein


        I nearly had my eye poked out with a nipple when I was a wee lad.

    6. Zach


      Your kids must really be disappointed with their dad. I know I would be if I had you as a parent. Grow up and stop being a child.

    7. Candy Crush champ


      It’s just how things are in todays society. Some people get a rush and have fun riding motorcycles outside. Others have a good time and get a rush riding make pretend dirt bikes while sitting in front of their TV sucking down Redbull, munching on Doritos and mashing buttons on their Xbox controller. It’s just a matter of preference.

      Sure maybe this guy can ride a real wheelie but I would own him at Tony Hawk!

    8. Rhino


      TB do you ever pitch to your kid? Does TB jr always wear a batting helmet?

    9. Bikers are Compensating for ...


      There are always three kinds of people. When you were a kid you would have described them as:

      1. Weird/awkward

      2. Normal/average

      3. Dumb/stupid

      These kids grow up to be:

      1. Serial killers or SJWs

      2. Achievers and doers

      3. Slackers and rationalizers

      Guess which type the BLM and biker types usually are?

    10. LLC


      Whenever someone uses “looser” instead of “loser”, their credibility goes directly in the shitter.

      WTF. How do people not know this basic, second grade stuff? God help this country.

    11. Rob


      I was hit by a car while riding my motorcycle eight years ago, and I broke every bone in my face, fractured my spine, had to have my elbow rebuilt with titanium and lost use of my right arm from the elbow down. This was on backstreets at an intersection and I had a helmet on, and still suffered all that damage.

      maybe this looks like harmless fun, and it probably was; but it’s only harmless until it isn’t, and then your life is forever changed in an instant. There’s simply no reason for subjecting your child to risks like this, especially unprotected. Riding a motorcycle was fun, but it wasn’t worth all the pain and injuries.

      When Dad hits an unexpected pothole and Jr. gets launched headfirst into the side of the house will we see that video too? Or how about the video where the rear tire slips out from underneath and the bike falls over on top of Jr.? No, no we won’t.

      These Facebookers lost their minds over a dog getting muzzled and cried themselves to sleep at night until the woman was charged with animal cruelty, but I guess blatant child endangerment gets a pass because children aren’t fluffy.

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