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Meet Noah Toledo from Jamaica Plain.
If you thought Didi Delgado was Boston’s #1 identity politics based moocher, then strap yourself in because we’re about to give you the ride of your life on the oppression roller coaster.
Noah is a BLT-123 deluxe, who has found an uncanny ability to profit off of self-victimization in ways that Didi Delgado can only dream. According to her Facebook page, the Mexican-American daughter of immigrants graduated from both Rice and Harvard.
Naturally she’s putting those degrees to good use as a freelance writer, which is codeword for “unemployed.” Instead of abolish ICE, perhaps we should abolish Rice, since a degree from there is apparently worth nothing.
On October 10 she posted in the Jamaica Plain Facebook group, about a tall tale involving her being the victim of a hate crime…..she’s pretty sure.
Just remember, when they calculate hate crime data, and you turn on the news and they tell you that hate crimes are up 20% since Trump got elected – this gets lumped in with that data.
“On Saturday, September 22, I was walking home late from Centre St, and something occurred that caused me to wake up the next day in the hospital with a fractured temporal bone, cuts on back of my head, and traumatic brain injury including 3 hematomas on my occipital lobe.”
So she woke up in the hospital with her head all cut up, and a “traumatic brain injury” (that hasn’t affected her ability to post on Facebook) and naturally jumped to the conclusion that she was beaten by an anti-transgender hate goon. Because what else could it have possibly been?
Of course the professionals who actually do this for a living informed her that she fell, but she has determined that this is a lie. Why? Because she’s a trans person of color, and she really, really wants to be the victim of a hate crime. And if she can’t be one, she’ll just assume she was.
I’m sure she honestly has no idea how this happened, and no memory of it. That’s a common occurrence. Who hasn’t woken up in the hospital one day and had no idea how they got there?
Just call her Chick Grimes.
The Boston Police have not launched an investigation of this imaginary hate crime, presumably because there are real crimes in Jamaica Plain so they don’t want to waste their time humoring the delusions of a self-victimizing BLT-123.
The next step was obviously the GoFundMe, which raised over $4,000 for the hate crime, because Jamaica Plain is filled with white guilt laden yuppies who basically pay monthly reparations checks like this in order to make sure that no one can accuse them of being racist, transphobic, etc.
Ever since then she’s really been milking the whole, “I survived a hate crime” schtick, because she knows it’s cash money.
How will she ever survive those devastating injuries?
She’s even uses the hashtag, #Hatecrime #Survivor.
So brave. Please, for the love of God – stop trying to kill her!!
On November 12 she posted a list of needs and mentions that she’s “currently disabled trans assault survivor.” What did she need? Oh, ya know, a free queen size bed frame (for her injuries), a couple hours every week to do her laundry, a ride to and from a meetup for an Ottoman in Coolidge Corner, and someone to organize the books for her bookshelf. She’d use her own money, but she said she had already used all the money that was donated to her for December’s rent.
Is there anything a Harvard degree can’t do?
The begging was just beginning though. A week later she wanted more stuff. Turns out the clothing rack that someone donated to her previously wasn’t “two tiered” so she needed a new one. She also wanted an electronics cleaner, and someone to put together the bed frame she got for free in the last begging session.
And of course the JP woke society was lining up to ask if they could pay for more free shit to alleviate their never ending sea of white guilt.
Noah pretty much only goes on that page to milk these SJWs out of their Daddy’s trust fund.
She’s been in this game for a while though. Seriously check out her Facebook page. It’s a rabbit hole for the ages. Like in June when she took advantage of pride month to have a fundraiser. Except instead of the money going towards some sort of BLT-123 cause, it went directly to her PayPal and Venmo. She was raising money for the frame for her Master’s diploma, and whatever’s left would go to reuniting caged families at the border.
You can’t make this up. She needs a fundraiser to pay for a frame for a Master’s Degree from Harvard (if she actually went to Harvard). In other words, that thing is absolutely useless. Except it’s not, because people with Master’s Degrees from Harvard grow up to be titans of industry or President of the United States, which would lead me to believe that maybe, just maybe, she didn’t actually graduate from Harvard. If she did, she might wanna burn her degree for warmth or wipe her fupa with it, because that thing has zero utility right now.
In July she started another fundraiser for her BLT-123 surgery. Turns out Mass Health (AKA the taxpayers) already covered the surgical fees, but the lipo was considered cosmetic by the transphobic doctors, so she needed $1,200.
Took about 48 hours for enough morons to donate to this, on top of the taxes they already pay for her to have this gender reassignment surgery in the first place.
Then on November 27 she announced that her parents had paid her rent for December and January. Problem solved right? Wrong. She applied for SSDI and food stamps, but the process takes a few weeks, so she wanted more free shit. Her requests? Pay all her bills, and pay for the cat she just ordered from Georgia to get checked out by the Vet. She actually paid the Vet bill already, but she had to dip into her other donation fund for that, so she needs to reimburse herself. Sure, having a cat when you are an unemployed grown adult who refuses to get a job might seem unnecessary, but she really needs one because she was the victim of a hate crime.
And why wouldn’t she do this? It worked and she raised $275. Too easy.
But being a trans person of color isn’t quite enough oppression, so now she has to add on disabled to that as well, because she woke up in the hospital three months ago after being the victim of a hate crime.
Evidently a family in Houston saw that she was the victim of a hate crime, and their young transgender daughter sent her a card that made her want to keep fighting for little BLT-123’s everywhere.
“I’ll die for that.”
Such a fighter.
She knows how to fight back. She’s just gonna need someone to give her a ride, and maybe help her down the stairs. But once that happens queerphobes will regret the day they ever crossed her.
And although she’s broke her Mass Health covers trips to the shrink. It’s almost as if being transgender is some sort of mental disease. She really wanted to talk to the shrink about the guy who tried to kill her for being transgender.
Luckily her Mass Health therapist made her an origami crane to help her heal from the assault from two months ago that was preventing her from using her Harvard Master’s degree to get a job.
Prediction – Noah will read this, immediately claim that we’re victimizing her, and use it to jump start another GoFundMe. If that happens we want at least 25%. Sick of people like her and Didi making bank off of us without forking over a piece of the oppression pie.