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Facial Maddow’s Mob Is Trying To Get Us Deplatformed By PayPal For Exposing Her GoFundMe Hate Crime Fraud, And I’m Being Investigated By The FBI For The Hate Crime She Made Up

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Earlier in the week SJW Hunter published this blog about a woman who raised thousands of dollars via GoFundMe after lying and claiming to be the victim of a hate crime in which she said she was attacked for being transgender. The police and hospital employees who allegedly treated her in the hospital (for bruises and cuts that aren’t nearly as bad as the average neighborhood 4 year old) said she fell (likely because she was drunk). But nevertheless she insisted, without any evidence whatsoever, that she was beaten by a violent Nazi who attacked her because she’s transgender.

And she profited off of it over and over again by referring to herself as a hate crime survivor.

She also claims to be a Rice University grad, with a Master’s Degree from Harvard, and admitted that her wealthy immigrant parents in Houston have already paid for the next two months rent. She refuses to get a job because she claims that she’s injured, and she has applied to collect SSDI and food stamps.

She also started a GoFundMe for a cosmetic aspect of gender reassignment surgery, even though Mass Health (which of course she’s on) has already paid for most of it.

This was in the last paragraph of the blog:

“Prediction – Noah will read this, immediately claim that we’re victimizing her, and use it to jump start another GoFundMe.”

And then right on cue she did just that. Noah Toledo wrote one of the longest, most incredible, yet completely predictable screeds you will ever see on Facebook. I can’t break down the whole thing because it’s entirely too long. It’s long and you can see her post here, so make sure you have some coffee first.  I’ll keep it brief with my commentary as it goes along, because I’m sure you all are busy.

How can the blog be misogynistic if you think you’re a dude? Hmmmmm…..

Also, we’re not victim shaming you, because you’re not a victim. We’re exposing you because you’re a liar who is committing fraud and breaking several laws while doing so.

Of course the first thing they always do is label us as conservative right wingers in some sort of attempt to discredit us. In reality all we do is expose scam artists like this, who then attempt to politicize it because they know it’s effective at rallying the base.

  1. You don’t “survive” a suicide attempt. You chicken out of it. Those don’t count. This is just you once again attempting to victimize yourself so that you can guilt people into donating to you so that you don’t have to get a job like everyone else.
  2. If 40% of your “community” attempts suicide, then I would suggest that your community is suffering from some sort of mental illness that causes you to believe you’re something you’re not.
  3. Potential employers should see this blog when they Google you so they know the tremendous risk they’d be taking by hiring you. You’re lazy and unstable. Any profitable company would be worse off with you working for them. You’d likely make excuses as to why your performance isn’t up to task and miss lots of days of work for various illnesses and injuries. The blog about you is a public service because you are bad news.
  4. Your injury was in no way, shape, or form “serious” or “traumatic.”

“I. Cannot. Work.”

Yes. You. Can.

People with Master’s Degrees from Harvard don’t “look for work.” They are members of the most connected, elite, wealthy and powerful circle of Americans. They go on to become Fortune 500 CEO’s and Presidents. They don’t go on Mass Health and beg for money for their cats. If you really graduated from Harvard then post your Master’s Degree for the world to see. I’ll wait.

“I don’t need to put my academic transcripts on the internet to “prove” where I went to school.”

No, you don’t. But it would shut us up real quickly, and serve as the ultimate Boom. Roasted.

“Harvard College?” It’s Harvard University. Anyone who ever attended Harvard knows that. Hell, most people who haven’t attended Harvard know that. It’s only the most prestigious university in our country’s history.

Blah, blah, blah, No one actually believes any of this. You are a pathological liar who finally got called out on her bullshit. If you had proof you’d show it. But you don’t. I’m sure many nurses and doctors will read this blog. I would love to hear from them if the things she is saying about TBI are true, and whether or not her actions are consistent with someone suffering from it.

Although this kind of gives you away.

Earlier you said you were unconscious for half a day. No one sits in the ER for half a day. You don’t just lie there unconscious for 12 hours and wake up. That’s not how the ER works. I’ve been many times. In the ER they figure out what you need and they treat you. People don’t just lie there unconscious hoping to wake up.

You did not make an “educated guess” as to why you were in the ER either. The trained professionals told you that you fell and you didn’t like that answer because it’s not easy to profit off of. So you convinced yourself it was a hate crime and have referred to yourself as a hate crime survivor ever since then.

Also, new twist – they tried raping her too.

So the person who assaulted her not only hates transgender people, they want to have sex with them too.

According to her she was out that night with “fellow Latinos” talking about immigration and asylum seekers. The owner of the Galway said they’d review the tapes, but hasn’t gotten back to her. Probably because nothing suspicious at all was on the tapes. Don’t worry though, we’ll be contacting them for you for comment.

Don’t compare our donation button with your Internet panhandling. People donate to us because we are providing a public service for free. They don’t have to donate, but they can if they want the blog to continue to expose con-artists like you. Without our existence liars like yourself would be able to profit off of the generosity of others as you exploit them with tall tales of hate crimes and Trump blogs.

But of course she posted this because she knew it would work. Literally the ONLY thing she knows how to do is victimize herself. No one is trying to kill her. She gets taxpayer funded health care that pays for non-essential cosmetic genital mutilation. Other people pay for all of her living expenses, and Mommy and Daddy pay for her rent in Jamaica Plain, where she chooses to live despite the incredibly high rent.

The responses were predictable.

This is how censorship works. These people, who like to liberally throw around the word “Nazi,” always seem to have Nazi-like tendencies. What they’re attempting to do is modern day book burning. They see speech they don’t like, they deem it dangerous, and then they try to destroy it. But you cannot destroy an idea or the ability of people to think freely. And we will not be silenced in the pursuit of the truth.

Soon there were calls for court, and others boldly suggesting that it was I who assaulted him as part of this hate crime, and that I should be investigated for it.

Please, I beg of you – SUE ME!! We’re undefeated in court. Ask Mike Gaffney, Talib Kweli, or Gordon Davis about that. You’ll find out if you do sue me that there is something called “discovery.” When you sue another person they have the right to request information from you that would otherwise be private. We’d get access to your bank records and see how much money you’ve made off these fundraisers. We’d find out what year you graduated from Harvard “College.” We’d put the entire nursing staff at the hospital on the witness list, along with whatever police officers you spoke to about this. All of our questions would be answered. It would be really fun.

Then came the “I figured out who Turtleboy is” routine.

“The lawsuit Gaffney filed was weaksauce compared to your position.”

It was weaksauce indeed. But somehow your’s is even worse.

I guess they don’t like the fact that I reproduced either.

This is what you do when you question a very profitable sob story that seems to be based completely in lies. They call it “hate speech” and try to silence you.

Oh, and in true Nazi style they’re trying to get us deplatformed from PayPal now too.

This is what we’re up against turtle riders. This is why we ask you to donate. Because there are no shortage of these people who harass our advertisers, report us to Facebook and Twitter, report us to our hosting company, and now are reporting us to PayPal. Next they’ll go after our banks for accepting our hate speech money, and our internet service provider for letting us post hate speech on the world wide webs. Don’t forget WordPress too. You can’t stop until you’ve completely silenced us. They will do anything to deplatform us and take away our voice altogether because our speech is a threat to their gravy train. We do what no one else has the balls to do – call out liars.

Funny that Anthony Calleo would do this though. He may or may not be a racist white nationalist himself.

I’m not saying he’s a Nazi, but he looks exactly like every Nazi ever. Just sayin. And he’s from the South. Houston to be specific, where he owns a restaurant called “The New Potato” and is a well known chef.

And he’s actively trying to harm our business, by intentionally interfering with the contractual relations between our business and PayPal for the purpose of causing economic harm. There’s a term for that.

Tortious interference, also known as intentional interference with contractual relations, in the common law of torts, occurs when one person intentionally damages someone else’s contractual or business relationships with a third party causing economic harm.

Oops!!

Don’t worry though, I’m not gonna bother suing you because I can’t prove damages and you’re probably broke as shit. Unless of course we actually got deplatformed by PayPal, in which case I will likely own your potato pub shortly thereafter.

And since he likes to damage other businesses maliciously, it would be a damn shame if people flooded their Facebook page with negative reviews, about the owner who may or may not be a Nazi/white nationalist. Please, DO NOT flood their Facebook page with bad reviews and report individual posts repeatedly for hate speech and pornography.

According to Noah she’s got a lot of powerful people in her corner.

Uhoh, she sent an email to her “friend” at the Boston Globe!! Someone might wanna tell her the Globe credited us with taking down the State Police in a column earlier this year. But please, have them investigate me. I would love for Kevin Cullen to get to the bottom of this. That guy is everywhere!!

Does this look like a woman who doesn’t have powerful connections at the Globe?

We may have met our match. Blindly believing anyone who says they’re a victim without necessitating facts or evidence seems to be a specialty of hers.

Her legal experts insist that we have libeled her.

That’s actually not what libel is at all. I know because I’ve been sued for libel multiple times and never actually had to go to trial because they’re always dismissed in summary judgement. Nothing in the blog was a lie, and if it was it would be incumbent upon you to prove it was a lie. No harm was resulted, and if it was you’d have to prove it. And no, “harassment” is not damages. It has to be monetary damages. Also you have to prove the lies were done with malice. You can do none of these things. But I would definitely take legal advice from this woman.

Definitely.

And if you can’t afford a pro boner lawyer there’s always GFM.

If that doesn’t work Hannah’s got some friends graduating from law school soon.

Or a cease and desist.

Despite her Harvard College degree she also doesn’t seem to know what doxxing is either.

Yea, doxxing is revealing the identity of a previously anonymous person, and then posting their private info like address, phone number, social security, etc. We just screenshotted things you said and pointed out the likelihood that you’re committing fraud. Nevertheless, Charlene says it’s “easy to discern” that this is deformation, and she looks like someone whose advice I would trust.

And watch out turtle riders, if you hit the laughing emoji on her Facebook post or message her and call her a liar, she will screenshot and come after you too. Because you also victimized her.

  

“Their employee is transphobic. Go get them mob!!”

How gutless is it to do that when you yourself don’t have an employer for us to call and harass? It’s not enough that she steals our money, we pay for her health care, and she refuses to get a job. But then she has the nerve to try to attack the livelihoods of gainfully employed taxpayers for calling her out on her lies and crimes. Because what she’s doing is against the law.

Noah has messaged me on Facebook. She did the usual recanting of her horrific story she can’t remember and blah, blah, blah. But she says she graduated from “Harvard College” this year, despite enrolling at Rice in 1998.

Lots of people spend 20 years in college.

Perhaps if she could name just one professor she had she could show us that we were wrong.

Again, please sue us so we can find out the names of your professors.

She tried to scare us off with her connections.

I’ve seen who’s in your corner.

And I’m wicked scared.

Oh, and I’m being investigated by the Boston Police, as well as the FBI (her contacts), as I am now suspect numero uno for attacking her that fateful night.

I gave her a chance to come clean and be honest. I told her I’d take the blog down if she could prove that everything she claims happened actually happened. She chose to dance with the devil instead.

If she lied about this then she has committed fraud. She financially benefitted from an incident that never happened. That’s a crime. Just ask the people with the homeless gas can guy in New Jersey. Have a Merry Christmas Noah, we’ll pick up where we left off very shortly. And don’t worry, we will get to the bottom of this.

60 Comment(s)
  • Hunny Shucks
    December 27, 2018 at 10:08 am

    Who gives two hoots if she graduated from Harvard Extension or not? Literally everyone is accepted and spending four years to complete a one year Master’s degree is nothing too special. If it was, she would have already had an offer of employment before graduation. My gut is telling me she would draw this school thing out for many more years and never attempt to get a job. Harvard extension is meant for working professionals, which Noah is not. She used Harvard Extension to dupe everyone in to thinking she graduated from the “real” Harvard. I don’t believe this broad has any connections or she would have a job.

    • Veritas
      December 27, 2018 at 3:53 pm

      Correction: Literally everyone can take a class, not everyone is accepted as a degree candidate. This ensures that everyone has the *opportunity* to apply for admission, but one has to be able to do honors level work in order to even apply and the rest is the same application process- write an admission essay, etc. I don’t understand what it matters to anyone what Noah’s education is, or if he is employed or not. No one is forced to donate. Don’t like it? just keep scrolling and move on with your day. As I stated in my post, I am a conservative Republican and Trump supporter, I am also frustrated by the CONSTANT accusations of being racist, Nazi etc. just for being Republican because it’s ridiculous, and then I see pages like this, and in the comments section I am seeing screen names like Heinrich Himmler, and comments about kikes that are embraced- THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE is why that shit happens. This in NO WAY reflects Republican values. The smear piece about Noah is both shocking and cruel mixed with fiction and a lot of assumption. I brought Kavanaugh thing up for a very specific reason- just because someone says something, doesn’t mean it’s true, and it can do unbelievable damage. However, after reading the comments about kikes, how Noah should kill himself, etc. I don’t think anyone actually cares about what’s right or moral behavior.

      • Turtle fan
        December 27, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        Why do people care?? People care because Noah is literally a fraud. How can you not think that it’s wrong to lie? It’s also pretty pathetic to mooch off a system when people who really need medical care cannot get it. Noah is a drain on the tax system…that is why people care. Why do you buy into Noah’s story? Just curious….

  • Veritas
    December 26, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    I graduated with Noah. I can tell you, he did go to Harvard. You are right in that it’s “Harvard University,” but it has 12 degree granting schools, one is Harvard College the liberal arts undergrad, Noah was in a Master’s program at HES. I wouldn’t expect people that didn’t go to Harvard to understand that however, so I’ll give you a pass. Having said that, I am a conservative, Trump supporter, and friend of Noah. I was originally going to really tear into the author of this piece bashing him, because Noah isn’t lying. I don’t agree with Noah politically on well, almost anything, but Noah would give the shirt off his back to most of the racist pieces of shit on this thread if they needed it, and it just makes me realize how my words would be wasted trying to tell you all that you’re wrong, and you are. Noah’s story has been pieced together by a mix of fact and fiction to reflect a person that isn’t Noah in any way. I thought we agreed we didn’t like that when the whack a doodles accused Kavanaugh. I sincerely hope none of you ever have someone do this to you. It’s cruel and he doesn’t deserve it. I regret that I’m not using my actual name out of fear that a crazy mob would target me next just for defending my friend, but that’s life these days- all it takes is accusation + social media = angry mob whether it’s true or not, just ask Kavanaugh.

  • Not a Lib
    December 26, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Why are the Libs always blaming Trump for all the violence when it’s their side who does all the violent things or encourage the violence or are leaders of the most violent cities & states?
    How do they not see that pattern?

  • Exactly
    December 26, 2018 at 11:06 am

    You don’t “survive” a suicide attempt. You chicken out of it. Those don’t count. This is just you once again attempting to victimize yourself so that you can guilt people into donating to you so that you don’t have to get a job like everyone else.

  • Just sayin
    December 25, 2018 at 3:30 am

    When someone attempts suicide and continues to live on, no matter how harmful or harmless the person’s attempt may have been, they have, in fact, survived a suicide attempt. Intent to die at the time is the x-factor. When someone “chickens out”, that’s not actually called a suicide attempt, but rather “a gesture”, a suicidal gesture. This can range anywhere from collecting pills with the idea that they might be used in an attempt, all the way up to tying and hanging a noose, getting on the stool, then having an epiphany, and subsequently calling it off.

    No offense at all; you just didn’t know (I hope). Also, we should be thankful when someone “chickens out” as you have obnoxiously described it. Suicide is a serious matter; whatever the reason someone changes their mind, stepping down from that ledge can be very difficult and life changing. Saying someone “chickened out” is like telling them “give it another shot, you’ll get it right eventually”.

    • Just Agreeing
      December 26, 2018 at 11:29 am

      Thank you for the simple explanation. That was really bothering me too. I almost didn’t continue reading. TBS claims to do great research (and they do), but they need to also do it when they include things like that. Not all failed suicide attempts are just for attention or a cry for help. People actually survive suicide. They often have that demon lying in wait for their moment of weakness to try again.
      This person might have made a half-assed attempt or may have actually survived a true attempt. It’s hard to know given her history of being a chronic victim. But we can’t dismiss suicide attempts and suicidal idiology as nothing when it comes to most people. To get to that place is the most horrible feeling.

  • **TRIGGER ALERT**
    December 24, 2018 at 7:50 pm

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    ( yes, i’m shouting)

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 24, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Failed suicide attempt?
    Next time, try harder.

  • Dan
    December 24, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Basement dwellers all of them.

  • Karl Marx
    December 24, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Socialism is defined as such:

    I can:

    Grab you, fuck you, and throw you out into the street

    and the very next guy along can:

    Grab you, fuck you, and throw you out into the street

    Socialism = equality.

    Ain’t it great?!

    You’re welcome!

  • Bill Clinton
    December 24, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    Who’s the chick with the cognac glass in one hand and the clothing hanger rail in the other?

    Looks like she needs a copious amount of my sperm on her kisser and a quick kick out the door after to make her see the light.

    I’m game.

    Bring it~!

  • Turdchomper
    December 24, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    I fear Chaz Ohno, Crazy Cat Lady, Joan of Narc and Chefititus B might be the turtle’s downfall…

  • JoeMomma
    December 24, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Here’s a bit of useful information for the Harvard grad, boy’s have a penis, girls have a vagina. Most people figure that out in elementary school, it takes Harvard folks quite a bit longer.

  • MrSmiley
    December 24, 2018 at 1:07 pm

    The downfall of society is moving at full speed thanks to this thing and it’s gang of leftsiders. If you’re a victim you’re a hero mentality is sickening. Loved the must be trump supporter quips in between the whining just to get the sjwrage up. I’m sure rapists go out of their way to find the manly looking chick just to smash to make a point.

  • Judge dread
    December 24, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    great that you are writing more and more (while not working on the book, etc) for the blog. i love your articles and i listen to the podcast all the time. the writers you employ are so fucking funny and they throw down big time. they do not fuck around. but it’s refreshing to read what you have to say now and again.

    keep it up man! you created the best news organization. I’m sure the suits over at the NY Post feel their sacred page six is threatened!

    • Stunt Penis
      December 24, 2018 at 4:35 pm

      The podcasts can be funny. Unfortunately, they can also be laced with extremely racist and misogynistic language, depending on who is co-hosting the podcast. I’ve tried listening several times, but most of the time I have to shut of the podcast, the “message” gets lost in the unfortunate choice of language on the part of the participants. In this respect, I think a platform like TBS, while funny and making a point, tends to lose a lot of credibility.

      • johny yuma
        December 25, 2018 at 9:53 am

        fuck you

  • Reactionary
    December 24, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    We can laugh all we want but their mob tactics work in clown world. If you don’t play along with their delusions your subject to termination, deplatforming and prosecution.

    These modern Bolsheviks have the support of the state and the corporate media.

  • CrispyC
    December 24, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Wow talk about triggering that mentally ill dipshit.

    My God that thing should just kill itself.

  • Turdchomper
    December 24, 2018 at 10:38 am

    her Facebook bio says she studied at rice and studied at Harvard ..no mention of graduation. It’s entirely possible did she did graduate from Harvard Extension it would be very easy to prove but Chaz Ohno here would rather this blog stay up so she can milk all the pity and drama out of it she can. If she put as much effort into an honest job and she put into that long whining screed she wrote on Facebook she would have no worries.

    • Captain Obvious
      December 26, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      Because she didn’t really graduate from either school.

  • Amy
    December 24, 2018 at 10:34 am

    If he’s able to be so eloquent in his posts, he should be able to work, no? Maybe not as a lumberjack, but maybe a desk job? Especially with such an elite education? Sure, maybe take the 12 week short term disability payout. Why people don’t buy disability insurance if they don’t have savings or accrued sick days is beyond me. And you don’t have insurance, sir. You have Masshealth. If you are on Masshealth, that means you should be in crisis mode. That means no surgeries that have the possibility of being postponed. In other words, it’s a surgery you should get when you have your own health insurance. I’m not saying insurance shouldn’t cover it, but not Masshealth if you’re able to work.

  • I see dumb people
    December 24, 2018 at 10:25 am

    For someone who claims to be a man it sure does cry and whine alot like a bitch… Definitely dont think nature or biology fucked up its gender .. Pretty sure it has all the qualities of a woman as no real man would subject themselves to begging for money they would probably go get ,ya know a real fucking job.. God smacks crying like a bitch comes to mind when i think of this he/she

  • I’m not saying it was aliens
    December 24, 2018 at 9:43 am

    I went to Harvard Extension for a high level math while I was attending a different grad school because I didn’t get that prerequisite done. I was under the impression it was just a pay to play. It was a tough class cause it’s a tough subject but admission wasn’t. Was kinda cool to say I took a class at Harvard but that’s different than attending Harvard.

    • Stunt Penis
      December 24, 2018 at 4:23 pm

      If I were in the business of higher education, I’d so the exact same thing. Keep the academic standards high, but admit anyone who can afford to pay the full tuition (where they get the money isn’t my problem. If they make the cut and pass the classes, good for them. If they suck, they flunk out. Either way, I get paid.

  • No Free Lunch
    December 24, 2018 at 9:40 am

    TBI and PTSD are the new New Brace and Back Injuries.

    Used to be every scam artist went out on Workman’s comp or SSI with a “neck injury” or “back injury” non-existent or pre-existing. Now every worthless faker claims “I gots the PTSD” “I had a concussion” “I’ve had a TBI”.

    Once you go out on permanent disability you should have to forfeit something like having a drivers license or traveling without permission. You’re a fucking ward of he State, a loser adult who refuses to support themselves. If your brain is that damaged you should have a Mental Health “parole officer” and be tracked and financial guardian monitoring what you buy. As it is there is only incentive to claim mental incompetence and complete disability.

    Fuck, even people with Down’s Syndrome hole down full time jobs. How fucked up and shameless do you have to be to claim you can’t even work.

    Peeps who go out on phony disability end up believing it and through laziness and slough become truly disabled, obese and have a shit quality of life and die early. Massive price to pay for modest monthly check and free housing.

    • Amy
      December 24, 2018 at 10:26 am

      As a nurse, I agree. I’m a little less blunt, but I agree with you. It makes me mad.

    • Jilly
      December 27, 2018 at 11:45 am

      I know this girl from Houston. Her brother is also on government help. He has a disability but many people do and are able to work.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    December 24, 2018 at 9:23 am

    “Straight” from the horse’s mouth! She PUBLICALLY ADMITS that “this entire type of surgery is cosmetic, that’s the point.” Oh, really? Then why are we always being told that this expensive surgery is actually a “treatment” for gender dysphoria and therefore it’s “medically necessary” that we have to pay for it with our tax dollars ?

  • Nee Chi
    December 24, 2018 at 9:20 am

    TB,

    It looks like your blog would qualify as Tortious interference (Turtle Interference?!) “When one person intentionally damages someone else’s contractual or business relationships with a third party causing economic harm.” – This be what you did to the subject of the article if your claims be proven false, and her’s real. You actually tell people not to hire her based on your version of events.

    Your “opinions based on Facks” are going to be what undoes you. Cuz “the internet is forever… ”

    I love reading your juicy stories, bur you are not as smart as you think. You assume waaaay too much. Where I’m from, we call that “Running your mouth”.

    You keep runnin your mouth like that, you gonna be in trouble AGAIN (cuz I know a guy like you had his ass whipped when he was a kid for “runnin his mouth”).

    • Nee Chi
      December 24, 2018 at 10:44 am

      Nah! Just kidding! in reality Im a fucking internet badass… I know a kid, who knows a kid, who knows the story. I really have my dick in my hand and am typing with my left hand right now…

  • I Miss the 80s
    December 24, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Many sick and lazy people out there Unfortunately Facebook and the many social media platforms have given these vile people a voice. Not a significant voice but a voice just the same

  • Abraham Cleveland
    December 24, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Curious, has Noah promised to pay back any of the saps (er, people) who handed Noah money thru go fund me? An honest person who wasn’t the biggest bullshit artist this side of the Mississippi might find it a moral imperative to record every name and attempt to pay them back someday. It isn’t like noah’s go fund me was to establish a trust for an orphaned minor or help someone with ALS. The bullshit with this one is stacked 20 feet high.

  • Christy Holstege
    December 24, 2018 at 8:22 am

    Notice how no law school friends or contacts chime in? I wish people would stop trying to be key board lawyers, but it is pretty comical. They just don’t get it. TBS is responding to all her statements with opinions. Uncle is so right in his book, these fuck nuts use the Nazi method of trying to stifle open debate just because they don’t like the content. Hitler used antisemitism to turn a Nation against Jewish people, Noah Ohio is using the Trump Right Wing Conservative accusation to tun all those idiots against the blog. It is the same thing!!!!!! Noah, no one cares about your dick or pussy or whatever, we do care that you’re taking people to the bank for all this BS. Oh yes, you are right, karma is a bitch. Oh by the by, Charlene Faris is a fucking freak. We have mutual acquaintances.

  • Rockets Redglare
    December 24, 2018 at 8:15 am

    I hope it had its needle dick bronzed and made a Christmas ornament out of it…

  • Freaks n geeks
    December 24, 2018 at 8:11 am

    Ok so what really pissed me off from this very long article……BPD has a friggin lbgqt123 liaison officer??? Wtf, yeah like we really need someone in that job to help keep these freaks happy. Keep it up TB, these people should be sent to an island with all their freak friends. How do they construct a spam javelin from a taco warmer? Wake me up when it’s over.

    • CUNTWAGON
      December 25, 2018 at 10:06 am

      * clit dick & pussy lip balls

  • Boredatwork
    December 24, 2018 at 7:31 am

    Normally I love and agree with about 99.9% of your blogs, they’re great and y’all do a fan tab job exposing scum… this blog, it’s funny as shit and he/she is an asshat….. only thing I don’t agree with is this “ you don’t don’t survive a suicide attempt, you chicken out”. My son DID survive an attempt. He’s alive because he sent a goodbye text to his friends and one of them had enough sense to alert the cops at the base he was stationed at. Not throwing the mil card for attention btw, just where he was. His roommate kicked his door in before he passed out. 
    Alright, rant over and thank you for all y’all do to expose the scum o’ the earth and give me shitter material. 

    • Y
      December 25, 2018 at 12:21 am

      Regardless, it’s beyond selfish.
      If you phase-out, it was just attention seeking.
      If you succeed, you fuck your family over.
      Fuck anyone who even considers suicide. Try considering help!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 24, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Which one is the cat in that photo? Her mob of supporters is all of whats wrong in this country today, I never understood why people enjoy making spectatcles of themselves. I know now its fro attention and to make money, but at the cost of absolutely destroying any self credibility and worth in the future. The internet is forever, so in 20 years, when it decides to finally smarten up and become something, some employer or whatever will google its name and BOOM! game over. This person and its associates are quite simply: Fucking boils on the worlds asscheeks/

  • Der Fuehrer Speaks
    December 24, 2018 at 6:38 am

    Hitler is fed up with weak men and fake gofundme.

  • Kim Un Jong
    December 24, 2018 at 6:09 am

    A POS scumbag getting masshealth coverage, stealing from others for unnecessary surgery. Damn too bad she wasn’t really beaten

  • WormtownHoodRat
    December 24, 2018 at 6:07 am

    Harvard Extension School. Only hard to “get into” if your check bounces or if the Red Line is running late.

  • Stunt Penis
    December 24, 2018 at 5:53 am

    To be fair, not that I believe any of “her”/”his”/”its” story, but Harvard College is a real college. Some people tend to say they attended Harvard College the same way they say they attended The Met — although most usually say “Harvard” and leave the “college” portion out so you think “university” and not “college”. I didn’t bother to look at the degrees offered by Harvard College, but, as a liberal arts institution, you can easily conclude it will offer degrees in such marketable job industries such as “Trangendered Basket Weaving”, “Wymmin’s Poetry”, and “Why Donald Trump is really Adolph Hilter”.

    I daresay (“Let the HATE flow through you” – Emperor Palpatine) 99.9% of all “transgendered” people are mentally ill. As an experiment, walk into any local hospital and tell a doctor “I feel like a one armed bandit, please amputate my left arm” and see how quickly you are admitted for observation. under MGL chapter 123. (If by some chance the doctor actually does it for you, feel free to sue them into poverty for malpractice 🙂 Attorney Richard N Vulva handles those types of cases I hear.)

    There’s an ICD10 diagnosis code for it… body dysmorphic disorder.

    Yet, somehow, the mental health profession has somehow ‘rationalized if you want to lop off your sex organs you are not fucked up in the head. Maybe because they realized treating someone with BDD would only result in short-term profits, while someone who carves out their uterus in the name of “transgenderism” is going to be a paying client in serious therapy for the rest of their natural life. But, color me a cynic. (L Ron Hubbard had an interesting take on the field of psychiatry, one which I thought was overly jaded when I was younger, but as I’ve aged, I’ve come to appreciate.)

    A for the remaining .1%… yes, there are legitimate medical conditions such as Klinefelter syndrome where someone is genetically both male and female. But those are the exception, not the rule.

    • I see dumb people
      December 24, 2018 at 10:32 am

      Couldnt of said it better myself stunt penis!!! Now only if the rest of this fucked up country could see how fucked up these blt123 sandwhiches are.. No lets just coddle them and tell them they are the victims here and everyone who thinks otherwise is a Naxi Trump supporter.. Common sense is not so common anymore

    • JHH
      December 26, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      I have also wondered why these people are humored. Your theory of them being long term clients doesn’t quite work because even after all the surgeries the suicide rate doesn’t change. So they’re still killing off their money makers.
      If someone goes to a hospital after having amputated their own limb (at least in some hospitals/states) it is unethcial to reattach it against the wishes of the patient.
      However, like you said sugeons can’t remove healthy limbs just because the patients to be an amputee. So it makes absolutely no sense that they be allowed to do mastectomies and castrations because someone who is obviously not in good mental health said they want then to. Why do we let these mental patients make such decisions?
      Just threatening to cut yourself is enough to have you 123’d. But saying you want a dick instead of a vagina is not an issue.
      Shouldn’t all that time spent in therapy be to convince/help the person accept the gender they are instead?
      I think it’s actually less than .1% of people who are intersexed. btw.
      Since we the taxpayers pay Mass Health we should have a say in what we pay for. I’d rather pay for a lifetime of therapy for a gender dysphoric than their surgeries and hormones. And those hormones have a very high rate of causing cancer later so we get to pay for that too. Seems like a poor business model to cover the transitioning stuff.

  • Travis
    December 24, 2018 at 5:40 am

    If your PayPal shut down I would probably just hand deliver money to you. Whatever it takes

    • Y
      December 25, 2018 at 12:05 am

      I’ll hit the venmo or Google Pay

  • 2wEntEe
    December 24, 2018 at 5:16 am

    “Harvard College is the undergraduate liberal arts college of Harvard University.”

    • Jim
      December 24, 2018 at 6:20 am

      It doesn’t say much for it if this sleazy whackjob flunked suicide but made it through Harvard college

      • CrispyC
        December 24, 2018 at 11:46 am

        LOL. Good point.

      • AgingCynic
        December 25, 2018 at 12:48 am

        Rice is actually a pretty good school, top 50. Don’t get too impressed with The Worlds Greatest University though. They just accepted young Mr Hogg, turned down by UCLA and lots of other schools. 

  • The Man with the Yellow Hat
    December 24, 2018 at 5:14 am

    This is getting embarrassing. She’s right about TBI’s, and about Harvard Extension.

  • Toodie Fields
    December 24, 2018 at 4:55 am

    Fuck the wall PDJT!

    Lets give these loony Progressive Communist F**kTARDS what want they want! Flood the country with these LibTARDs precious little 3rd-worlders and Muslim sheep-fuckers!!

    Let God ‘s judgement on the USA (and the Godless Left) finally begin – just like in Europe!

  • The Vorlon
    December 24, 2018 at 1:58 am

    That poor cat looks in fear for it’s life.

  • Wwy
    December 24, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Tell them your Jewish TB they have special rules for criminal kikes. Also ask why America lost every war for 50 years,except the powerful Grenada. Then tell them thx for the marathon bombing they did a great job.

    • Heinrich Himmler
      December 24, 2018 at 12:17 pm

      Jesus, buddy. Take it down a notch. Even I’m getting a little freaked out by you.

    • Turdchomper
      December 24, 2018 at 4:29 pm

      Try learning some grammar before posting, retard troll.

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