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Failure Swift Is Having A Yard Sale To Raise Money For Deformation Lawsuit Against Turtleboy But She’s Really Just Jacking Up The Prices On Her “Business” Crap That No One Wants

 

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Last week Western Mass Turtlegirl wrote this blog about some psycho skank name Kathryn “KC Hill” Narcisi after she got kicked out of Kent Hospital in Warwick for pretending to be sick, refused to leave, and then forced her relatively new husband Metro into recording her crying like a mental patient:

Pray for Metro.

Then she went live the next night for about an hour, ranting and raving about Western Mass Tuh-tuh girl, but took it down once she realized that all the people doing the laughing emoji were turtle riders. Someone saved a clip luckily.

The person KC Hill bashing is a woman. Western Mass Tuh-tuh girl is her fake name. I’m going to venture to guess that she’s maybe on my Facebook page. I’m going to figure out who she is. I venture to think she works at the hospital. So it isn’t THE Turtleboy who blogged about me. It’s Western Mass Turtlegirl who blogged about me. 

I tried doing a quick Google search to try to find out who Western Mass Tuh-tuh girl is but nothing came up. But I’d like to find out. Maybe we could meet for coffee tuh-tuh girl.

I’ve never met Western Mass Tuh-tuh girl but she looks hot. Would consider a lady pond dip, just sayin.

That moment you realize that the number of people watching your view just went from 10 to 40 real quick.

She spent a good amount of the video pretending to cry like she did in the hospital video, which works on her followers apparently because they were NOT happy when turtle riders flooded her with laughing emojis.

Julie Cotoia does NOT think it’s funny guys!!

She eventually figured out what was going on though.

Anyway, like 90% of the people profiled on Turtleboy she announced an Internet deformation lawsuit was coming our way because we damaged her pyramid scheme. The only pyramid scheme in the history of pyramid schemes that involves one person.

However, unlike anyone we’ve ever profiled before this Internet deformation lawsuit was different because it comes with its own yard sale to pay for the legal fees.

 

It only costs $2,000 to sue us? Tell that to poor Milky Mike Gaffney. God knows how much he spent chasing Uncle Turtleboy around and trying to depose him into giving up my name. Although she might as well just call him up because he’ll probably write an affidavit for her for free. If he’s willing to help out a woman beating dog killer like Rian Waters then who wouldn’t he assist?

What’s she selling anyway?

Star Wars plates. And by “deals on everything” she means she’s jacking up the price and you have to pay for shipping and handling. She’s literally just selling her crap from her “business” except this time she’s using it to pay for a lawyer for a deformation lawsuit that will never happen. It’s almost as if Failure Swift is a pathological liar who scams people out of money. Honestly, good for her for trying to profit off of her Turtleboy debut. Gotta respect the hustle.

Anyway bitch, try to find out my name. They call me South Shore Turtlegirl. Google me and let me know what you come up with.

 

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55 Comment(s)
  • Annonymous
    February 26, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    I know her husband and his family and my heart bleeds for them. They are good people. She is another story.

  • KarmasAbitch
    February 26, 2019 at 8:09 am

    Crazy is an understatement..i once gave her advice on how to block ppl from calling on her android..they were calling at 8 9 pm and she thought this was extremely rude and she flipped her lid when i tried to explain to her the steps to block certain #s and she insisted i was wrong there is absolutely no way to do this..ummm i do it ALLL the time..i told her she was a fucking froot loop basicaly who clearly has a issues.. It started out as a friendly suggestion and she turned it into something other than friendly.. I keep her for entertainment value only now..i always knew there was something fishy bout her.. I heard about a go fund me page..have you seen this chicks house.. She has quite alot of nerve begging for money

  • Cecil D. Bumdrill
    February 26, 2019 at 12:33 am

    I think she is rather photogenic.
    What I envision is a simple production that focuses on her face as she experiences certain things.
    First, we start by binding her forearms together behind her back with each hand touching the opposite elbow to keep the limbs clear of the action.
    Then the legs can be bound so as to draw the knees somewhat near the chest but not so severe an angle to induce positional asphyxia.
    The ankles would be simply tied off to either side of the bed.
    The next scene would be her following the instruction of the individual dominating her, telling her to look straight into the camera and beg for the humiliation she is about to experience.
    Her tears that will inevitably flow as her anus is roughly punched will be a thing of horrible beauty as she is instructed to say “Daddy, fuck my ass!”.
    The secondary camera angle will be necessary only to capture her look of disgust as she orally cleans the cock that stirred her shit and dumped man seed in her ravaged colon only moments before.
    (Of course she will be asked how her ass tastes, I mean that is standard procedure in an ATM scene.)
    Maybe end the filming with a sizable butt plug roughly inserted into her seeping turdcutter and the last moment as she is left in that compromising position, blindfolded and ballgagged for the heightened experience that sensory deprivation provides.
    A door will be heard to shut and the last thirty seconds will be focused on her as she deals with not knowing when or if the ordeal will be over.
    Fade to black, The End.

  • Anonymous
    February 24, 2019 at 9:11 am

    This woman is beyond any words that I can come up with. She plays everyone like a fool and they just keep falling for it. Including me. Thank you Turtleboy for opening my eyes. Now the question is , is this woman ever going to stop? Maybe jail time will do her and her fake diseases some good.

  • KC Hill Narcissi addict
    February 19, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    Hi my name is John Smith and I’m an addict. I am addicted to the KC Hill Narcissi horror show since I read the blog about her lies deception and scams. I retired three months ago and have been bored out of my mind so I started reading every Facebook post since 2013, all her tweets, Instagrams, YouTube videos. I even signed up for one of those online background search programs for $19.99 I can’t believe the life this woman has led. If anyone loves mystery, crime or sociopath novels I suggest doing the same as I did. Word of advice to KC Hill. If you really want money you should write a book about your life it would be a bestseller but you have to tell the truth. Not how you see it but how it really is. I thought about posting some of my findings but I do not want to do any more damage to this woman as she is seriously ill. I believe now that this all has come to a front maybe someone close to her will finally give her the help she needs. I truly wish you the best.

  • KC Hill Narcissi addict
    February 19, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    Hi my name is John Smith and I’m an addict. I am addicted to the KC Hill Narcissi horror show since I read the blog about her lies deception and scams. I retired three months ago and have been bored out of my mind so I started reading every Facebook post since 2013, all her tweets, Instagrams, YouTube videos. I even signed up for one of those online background search programs for $19.99 I can’t believe the life this woman has led. If anyone loves mystery, crime or sociopath novels I suggest doing the same as I did. Word of advice to KC Hill. If you really want money you should write a book about your life it would be a bestseller but you have to tell the truth. Not how you see it but how it really is. I thought about posting some of my findings but I do not want to do any more damage to this woman as she is seriously ill. I believe now that this all has come to a front maybe someone close to her will finally give her the help she needs. I truly wish you the best.

  • Psyco Scammer
    February 19, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Enough talking already it’s time to grow up . social media isn’t your friend ! Use that energy to care for your children. You’re a sick broad, a disgrace to all mothers . Does your nursing staff know how well you speak after many strokes??

  • Psyco Scammer
    February 19, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Enough talking already it’s time to grow up . social media isn’t your friend ! Use that energy to care for your children. You’re a sick broad, a disgrace to all mothers . Does your nursing staff know how well you speak after many strokes?? You are desperate for attention & will go to great lengths to get it . History of destroying all men you married . Run Metro you’re not safe around this psycho broad!! She’s a mind control freak & takes pleasure in controlling everyone in her life . Mr. Narcisi seek help old friend . She’s tearing you apart . Your Stella reputation , hard work … RUN Metro RUN leave the trash behind !!!

  • Need more of this nutcase
    February 19, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    I don’t what is more disgusting to hear, her say tur tur tel girl over and over or or to speak of herself in the 3rd person. This chicks a trip, come on blog 3

  • Need more of this nutcase
    February 19, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    I don’t what is more disgusting to hear, her say tur tur tel girl over and over or or to speak of herself in the 3rd person. This chicks a trip, come on blog 3

  • CrispyC
    February 19, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    I slept on it and I think those 6 minutes were well spent so I say to KC please post some more vids baby!!! Gimme more!

  • Can't get enough
    February 19, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    I hope there’s a part 3 coming soon. This could be a good series. She has two or three sisters, five daughters and not one! 0 come to her defense. They never even like things on her post when she’s trying to sell product. Imagine that no family members and no in-laws not even a high school friend ever comes to her defense. Not even her husband.. even Ted Bundy had his family defend him. What does that say about her. Was she sitting in a car during that video at 1 a.m. in the morning. I guess the closet in the basement was full. Must be from all the skeletons.

  • Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    What a great video. I’m fascinated by the obvious pathology behind her.

    Female serial killers are a rarity. What a great subject to study.

    I foresee her offing someone she THINKS is Turtle Girl, then she’ll dress up herself and the corpse in finery, seat her at a formal dining table with a nice formal dinner and be pouring the corpse some tea out of an expensive silver tea set into fine china tea cups with saucers, while asking the corpse, ‘cream and sugar my dear?l

  • Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    They’ll have interviews with her on death row after they find bodies in her basement and Metro disappears.

    …..Western…..Mass…….Turtle…….Girrrrllllll…

    LOL – Serial killer

  • Poor thing
    February 19, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    So sad, KC seems to be a good candidate for a blog removal. Maybe Abi the desk girl should reach out to send her the form? Abi is so compassionate like that.

  • Bastard_aL
    February 19, 2019 at 11:53 am

    This dipshit says she ‘can’t barely type. And can’t barely talk’ after her fake stroke. Then proceeds to type 500 page essays and goes live ranting. All because of Turtleboy. I say she owes you money. You seem to have cured what was ailing her quick.

  • TurtleBittttch
    February 19, 2019 at 10:27 am

    This chick…. she’s BATSHIT, huh?! I honestly feel bad for her in a way (actually nah, I wouldn’t go that far… sorry), she is FUCCCCCKED! LOL, as already pointed out in other comments, THOSE CRAZY EYES THOUGH! You can always see it in the eyes. I really cannot begin to imagine what is going on in this woman’s head… She literally sits there all self-absorbed acting like she has a fucking national fan club or something. “KC Hill lovers” … yeah, OK sounds good If it weren’t for all the tuh-tuh riders watching (and blowing her up with the laughing emoji – LOVE IT!), she prob had 3 people on there lol. What kind of terrible made-up accent is that supposed to be, anyway??? I am hoping she’ll give you all material for a part 3! LOL, keep doing you Tuhtuh boys and Tuhtuh girls!! MAGA!!

  • Captain Trips
    February 19, 2019 at 9:11 am

    She is violently psychotic. She’ll kill someone some day

  • Clarice
    February 19, 2019 at 9:11 am

    She’ll enjoy you with chianti and fava beans,,,

  • Sissy Boy
    February 19, 2019 at 8:58 am

    KC your right I would never touch you. I only fuck humans…

  • MassGirl
    February 19, 2019 at 8:23 am

    DEFORMATION lawsuit huh????

    Pretty much sums up the level of intelligence of your followers and writers!

    You just wrote a whole article about a word you don’t even know how to spell! AND TBS published it! …classic TBS stupidity.

    PS the word you are looking for is DEFAMATION.

    • Dick Hurtz
      February 19, 2019 at 8:58 am

      You must be new here. That’s the re-occurring joke you dumb cunt

      • MassGirl
        February 19, 2019 at 9:28 am

        Oh, a joke. Kewl!

        When random people stumble across this site though, and read articles like this without ‘ ‘ or [sic] around or after “deformation lawsuit” , it just makes this site and it’s followers appear rather uneducated and gullible … so I guess the jokes on you! Enjoy!

        Hey Free Speech right

        • I see Dumb people
          February 19, 2019 at 11:27 am

          That is no turtle rider newbie .. That has to be the one and only KC Hill hiding behind the anonymous name of tut tul bitch.Heres some friendly advice.. Get the fuck off the internet it is no place for someone like you, you will just contribute to your own downfall if you keep on keeping onwith all this attention seeking insanity…I can guarantee you if you give up the pain meds and addys go to rehab all your “strokes” and you many “auto immune diseases” will clear up . you may even become a productive member of society .. But first and foremost get off the internet it is not your friend

        • Ebenezer
          February 20, 2019 at 9:16 pm

          Uh, MassGirl, that would be “its”, not “it’s”. Tell us again who’s uneducated?

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        February 19, 2019 at 1:21 pm

        I can provide a signed afterdavid that verifies the joke’s origin.

    • M
      February 19, 2019 at 9:09 am

      I love new people, bahahahaha.

      • TurtleBitch
        February 19, 2019 at 10:12 am

        LOL, you’re obviously new here.

      • I see Dumb people
        February 19, 2019 at 11:38 am

        My bad not tut tul bitch im speaking of .. Its the clown going undr Mass girl .. Ha mass girl my ass go back to warwack where you belong you are tge definition or a warwacko

    • John Q Public
      February 19, 2019 at 9:10 am

      Hey NitWit your obviously new around here. Deformation is a long running joke…..

    • Big Wick
      February 19, 2019 at 9:29 am

      Oh, MassGirl, MassGirl, MassGirl,
      You obviously haven’t spent much time here, otherwise you’d understand WHY SSTG used “deformation.” (I’m actually surprised a creative turtle rider hasn’t created a nice “deformation lawsuit” meme yet.)
      You’re like the nana defending her shot-up girl and GFN hubby BlackSmurf, thinking Father Guido is a “(Priest?)”. Now THAT was gold, too.

    • The angry taint
      February 19, 2019 at 1:07 pm

      try reading sometime before you open that cock holster…this is a common thread through all the blogs….they all hire richard n.vulva to sue TBS for deformatiuon of character, get it dullard?

    • Bumblebee
      February 20, 2019 at 8:01 am

      Lmao!! I love it! MASSGIRL I needed a good laugh so thank you.

  • Sgt. Truth Meter
    February 19, 2019 at 8:15 am

    Put a muzzle on that dog and call animal control.

  • She is Crazy AF
    February 19, 2019 at 8:09 am

    What a fucking wacko. I bet she has a ton of cats. If I was her husband, I would be very scared. Run, Fucking run like your life depends on it. She needs to be locked in the loony bin in a straight jacket.

    “It’s a girl” “probably on my facebook”

  • The angry taint
    February 19, 2019 at 7:57 am

    Some fucking friends she has. They know she is bat shit crazy but let her keep digging the hole deeper. Also she hasn’t stroked out …ever, most likely experiencing seizures due to withdrawals .

    • TurtleBitch
      February 19, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      That’s what I’M SAYIN!

      P.S. You have the most magnificent username I’ve ever seen and I LOVE IT! the angry taint

  • Osiris
    February 19, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Western Mass Tut-Tull GUHHHLLLLL…….what in the fuck is that accent?
    Can you imagine having to listen to that voice while you’re fucking her? God Bless you Metro, seriously.
    She’s 100% B-A-N-A-N-A-S. The eyes…..they never lie.
    Plus…..she looks an awful lot like Woody from Toy Story.

  • z
    February 19, 2019 at 6:56 am

    $2000 by 8 PM.

    Or what if not a 8PM?

    You have a lawyer sitting in his office looking at the clock. It’s 7:55 PM and the lawyer’s thinking “5 more minutes and I’m out of here unless she has $2000. I have to do this tonight because tomorrow is too late”.

  • PillPoppingPsycho
    February 19, 2019 at 6:23 am

    To watch the video or not…. That is the question. What if she gets my name and sues me THIS CHICKS A FUCKING WHACKADOO. I’d LOVE for her to get you guys names Like that would really bother y’all

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 19, 2019 at 6:14 am

    Wow…just wow. That is one fucked up woman. If Metro doesn’t get her some help, and soon, I have a feeling both of em will end up dead in a year. If I were him, I’d sleep with one eye open.

  • Andrew Dice Clay's cousin
    February 19, 2019 at 4:02 am

    Wow she is fucking wacky cunt. Between her voice, fake accent, the space between her eyes, the eyebrows, the spaced teeth, the weird nose, all the perfect combination of a schizo. Who knows… But one thing to ALWAYS remember,

    NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!!!

  • Tuh tuh whuh
    February 19, 2019 at 2:08 am

    Why the heck is she talking like that!?! Weird lol. It’s like an accent non-accent. Creepy…

  • Blow me offshore
    February 19, 2019 at 1:29 am

    She looks like the kind of skank that would play an tune on your rusty trombone. I mean, she’s clearly crazy and probably rimming and spooge gargling crazy. I’d like to decorate her face like a cinnamon bun under a heat lamp.

  • cuck goldblatt
    February 19, 2019 at 12:17 am

    I’ll bet she sucks as well as that jew lawyer bitch Dana Goldtwat who defends colored boys if they lick her kitty

  • Mahty Fwynn
    February 19, 2019 at 12:14 am

    she should sell autographed cum rags ,Randall Guy would buy one because he’s a faggot

  • CrispyC
    February 18, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    Holy mentally ill.

    I’m totally unsure right now if that was a waste of 6 minutes of my life or not.

  • Y
    February 18, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    I heard she drove her previous husbands mental and Metro is just the latest; she seems right on schedule as Metro has been forcibly cutoff from his family and seemingly his balls as well.
    It’s also no secret that this chick is loony tunes, but apparently her drug addiction is (a secret).
    Go to rehab, sugar tits, and I guarantee every single ailment you claim to have will slowly disappear.

  • D
    February 18, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    serious mental issues going on with this one. I bet she talks non stop when getting fucked up off a plethora of pills and loves Disney movies.

  • Dr Teeth
    February 18, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    She needs to lay off the drugs. She is so high that she can’t even speak and what I could understand made no sense
    Get some help and stay off the internet.

  • phong
    February 18, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    I solved her illness! It’s the Star Trek plates!

    • Fatfingers McGee
      February 20, 2019 at 1:31 pm

      Sorry, hit the down arrow be cause I was,laughing so hard at your comment!!!! Two thumbs up!

  • Crazy eyes
    February 18, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    What the hell is she on in that video lol the crazy runs deep. Glad to see she recovered her speech and ability to form sentences after her horrible experience lmao

  • M
    February 18, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    She has the crazy eyes for sure. The way she talks is super annoying, I can barely tolerate just six minutes of it. And the boys that hate her is because she won’t date them? Yeah because I’m sure it’s every man’s dream to date someone in a wheelchair, and needs to depend on them 100% for everything.

  • JimmyBooms
    February 18, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    She obvy has mental issues and I’m sorry but no boys like you not even your husband. She did say that she was going to give Turtle Boy the Diamond Cutter which j think is a wrestling move by Diamond Dallas Page and if that’s what she meant then I like her lol

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