The Fall River Guttermuppet is BACK AGAIN and this time selling broken electronics to people who’ve never read Turtleboy.
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Cassandra Bossworth, Brittany Merlino, Guttermuppet, whatever name she’s going by these days… is back for part four. You guys remember her from crazy shit part one, two, and three. Here, feel free to relive the saga:
She’s begged Fall River to co-sign a loan for her car that was repossessed, started multiple GoFundMe pages because she’s a single mom and can’t work, she’s made the craziest videos we’ve ever seen, including one where she is scream-crying at Turtleboy for calling her out.
Her own mother, Carole, sold her out to Turtleboy because the Guttermuppet didn’t have heat or electricity in her house and has two kids still living with her. She’s in the process of being evicted because she doesn’t think she has to pay rent.
A month ago she was looking for her estranged husband, Josh Bossworth, who went to jail for raping a three year-old, because he may or may not have been hit by a snow plow and died. He was probably holed up with his sixteen year-old girlfriend.
She’s even made the Urban Dictionary!
Tell me again how she still that those kids? HOW?
Seems she’s made a reappearance because my inbox blew up.
I’m not usually one for victim blaming but if these chicks, who bought the tablets, couldn’t figure out just by meeting Guttermuppet that she wasn’t trustworthy… I’m not really sure what to say. What would you do if THIS came at you?
This is the fourth piece we’ve done on her. The only person that she’s rivaling in terms of numbers now is Lynch.
So, I will say it again, STAY AWAY FROM THIS GIRL. I’ve come to terms with the fact that this is an neverending saga. She’s going to keep being a diabolical skank and I’m going to keep blogging about her. At this point she’s going to put my little turtles through college and it’s all because we’re offering a public service.
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