Blunts 4 Babies is all the new rage!
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Dear God. Fall River has become a trove of skank lately. More so than it usually is. It’s like we struck ghetto blog oil. I have to admit that I see red when it comes to the next generation of kids being brought in to this world by losers like this fucking asshole:
I’m just going to say really quick that if you’re not SURE if smoking weed is bad for your unborn child you should probably just surrender yourself. You need to be institutionalized for the duration of your entire pregnancy. When you squeeze the kid out it goes directly in to the arms of a loving couple who are capable of raising it. The stupidity of Shyann actually makes my brain hurt and my fists clench.
While the post was deleted, this Turtlehero named Corey Costa decided to give her a little shame on his own, and posted the screenshot on his Facebook page. Bravo Corey. We salute you.
But apparently this is nothing new for Shyann. Rumor has it she’s a coke-fiend with knack for turning tricks. I went looking for her backpage but I guess that got shut down? Sad. People still had a field day calling her out for her past indiscretions. Interesting. It kind of makes sense why her pictures look like some kind of craigslist ad for a massage therapist that will travel to you. Couples are extra.
If it’s not bad enough that this fucking Skankbeast is all over social media asking for drug-related prenatal advice. She actually had several of Fall River’s finest telling her it was FINE and defending her.
Dro knows a thing about baby mamas because he probably has about five of them on call. I respect the Bulls hat, most hoodrats don’t usually switch the flat-brimmed for winter wear. Then there is Samantha Korin. She’s an expert because she’s expecting a new one any day and proudly be smokin the reef. She even posted a picture of her eldest just to show that he’s totally fine. Samantha, I’ve been pregnant. You know what I did? Sucked it up, drank salsa out of the jar, and got a new pillow. I didn’t do drugs or drink. Why? Because my children are more important than my near-year of discomfort. Breana, thank you for standing up to this douche canoe. You are a shining light in a river of fail.
Then we have Brandi, who works as a cashier at McDonalds, and smoked weed with all three of her kids. She’s clearly an expert in children since she is allergic to birth control and/or closing her legs. It amazes me how these people clearly live off the system and yet have cash for herb.
And last, but not least, Melissa. She’s got the Facebook Bio that tells us she probably doesn’t have custody of her kid. Probably because she smoked weed while she was pregnant with him. That’s right. She’s going to get high and fight you and she don’t give a fuck if she’s knocked up at all. She’s mad that her picture made it to a regular post? She’s going to lose her mind when she sees this. Come at me, gutterslug.
Then we have De’anna. De’Anna doesn’t realize that the welfare benefits are funded by us tax payers. People should stop making fun of mother’s who make terrible choices because she’s sick of it. No worries about what’s best for the kid. Newsflash: We probably paid for your man’s ghetto crown. You’re welcome. LOL you’re not going to wait! You’re probably high right now!
Let’s hope that DCF is taking down the names of all these hosebeasts and plans to pay them a visit. Clearly, not a single one of them is capable of making their kids a priority. In my opinion there is no worse human alive than a selfish mother. Where do I get off? I’m a mom of three, have two FT jobs, don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce, and have dinner (which I paid for) on the table at six. All of you sloppy trash cans can kiss my foul-mouthed June Cleaver ass.
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