• Fall River Skuzzmuff Asks FB If It’s OK To Smoke A Blunt While She’s Pregnant – Ghettobunny Pals Tell Her It’s Fine Because They Did It With All Their Kids



    Blunts 4 Babies is all the new rage!

    4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)

    Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

    Our Facebook page is suspended again, so make sure you to LIKE THE LOST BOYS OF TURTLE Facebook page to keep up with our latest blogs.
    Our Facebook page is suspended again, so make sure you to LIKE THE LOST BOYS OF TURTLE Facebook page to keep up with our latest blogs.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Dear God. Fall River has become a trove of skank lately. More so than it usually is. It’s like we struck ghetto blog oil.  I have to admit that I see red when it comes to the next generation of kids being brought in to this world by losers like this fucking asshole:

    I’m just going to say really quick that if you’re not SURE if smoking weed is bad for your unborn child you should probably just surrender yourself. You need to be institutionalized for the duration of your entire pregnancy. When you squeeze the kid out it goes directly in to the arms of a loving couple who are capable of raising it. The stupidity of Shyann actually makes my brain hurt and my fists clench.

    While the post was deleted, this Turtlehero named Corey Costa decided to give her a little shame on his own, and posted the screenshot on his Facebook page. Bravo Corey. We salute you.

    But apparently this is nothing new for Shyann. Rumor has it she’s a coke-fiend with knack for turning tricks. I went looking for her backpage but I guess that got shut down? Sad. People still had a field day calling her out for her past indiscretions.      Interesting. It kind of makes sense why her pictures look like some kind of craigslist ad for a massage therapist that will travel to you. Couples are extra. 

    If it’s not bad enough that this fucking Skankbeast is all over social media asking for drug-related prenatal advice. She actually had several of Fall River’s finest telling her it was FINE and defending her.

    Dro knows a thing about baby mamas because he probably has about five of them on call. I respect the Bulls hat, most hoodrats don’t usually switch the flat-brimmed for winter wear. Then there is Samantha Korin. She’s an expert because she’s expecting a new one any day and proudly be smokin the reef. She even posted a picture of her eldest just to show that he’s totally fine. Samantha, I’ve been pregnant. You know what I did? Sucked it up, drank salsa out of the jar, and got a new pillow. I didn’t do drugs or drink. Why? Because my children are more important than my near-year of discomfort. Breana, thank you for standing up to this douche canoe. You are a shining light in a river of fail.

    Then we have Brandi, who works as a cashier at McDonalds, and smoked weed with all three of her kids. She’s clearly an expert in children since she is allergic to birth control and/or closing her legs. It amazes me how these people clearly live off the system and yet have cash for herb. 

    Hot.

    Then we have Sam. She’s your typical SJW who spends her days defending drug use in unwed mothers. You can tell from her septum ring and comb-over. 

    And last, but not least, Melissa. She’s got the Facebook Bio that tells us she probably doesn’t have custody of her kid. Probably because she smoked weed while she was pregnant with him. That’s right. She’s going to get high and fight you and she don’t give a fuck if she’s knocked up at all. She’s mad that her picture made it to a regular post? She’s going to lose her mind when she sees this. Come at me, gutterslug.

    Then we have De’anna. De’Anna doesn’t realize that the welfare benefits are funded by us tax payers. People should stop making fun of mother’s who make terrible choices because she’s sick of it. No worries about what’s best for the kid. Newsflash: We probably paid for your man’s ghetto crown. You’re welcome. LOL you’re not going to wait! You’re probably high right now!

    Let’s hope that DCF is taking down the names of all these hosebeasts and plans to pay them a visit. Clearly, not a single one of them is capable of making their kids a priority. In my opinion there is no worse human alive than a selfish mother. Where do I get off? I’m a mom of three, have two FT jobs, don’t smoke the devil’s lettuce, and have dinner (which I paid for) on the table at six. All of you sloppy trash cans can kiss my foul-mouthed June Cleaver ass.

     

    Screen Shot 2017-03-17 at 9.11.56 PM

    Screen Shot 2017-03-17 at 9.12.19 PM 14695347_1716486252006020_6977121520398615520_n Screen Shot 2017-03-17 at 9.10.26 PM 17342331_10154493515906801_1844854_o  Screen Shot 2017-03-17 at 9.10.12 PM

     

     

     

    We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.

    Screen Shot 2017-02-01 at 10.32.58 AM

    Screen Shot 2015-12-28 at 1.20.12 PM

    Screen Shot 2015-12-01 at 10.29.56 AM

    4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)

    Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.10.12 AM

    Screen Shot 2017-02-27 at 10.14.48 AM

    screen-shot-2016-12-05-at-8-36-43-pm

    Join the Discussion

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

    Discussion

    1. Gabbi Hebert


      A little weed is no big deal… Worst case scenario, your kid comes out with red eyes and like reggae.

      I bang smack into my arm daily and my baby has the heartbeat of a marathon runner…

    2. ZephyrCat


      Nah, you’re good. Keep smoking weed and drinking beer and your baby will turn out just like you sweetie! *Snicker*

    3. Biff Tannen


      What’s with this humanoid/dog-face filter crap? It only makes these idiots look even less appealing.

    4. Turd Burglestein


      My momma was a raging alcoholic when she was pregnant. She was known as the town drunk. The doctor always thought that was the reason for my low IQ and genital deformities. My scrotum has always had the texture of a piece of beef jerky. And my penis looks like a corkscrew. Of course no woman has ever wanted to be with me. Luckily I’m not attracted to women anyway. The corkscrew shape gives other men incredible anal orgasms. But because my nutsack is all tough and leathery I never get to climax myself. Oh MOM!! Why did you have to be a lush!?!? I didn’t ask to be this way!

    5. Paul


      That sign-off has to be the best I’ve ever read….”June Cleaver ass”. ROFL I’m crying.

    6. ZephyrCat


      All these successful women. Multiple children. Wonderful careers as cashiers. Single, of course. Like I even have to include that fact. Ok, what do I see in my crystal ball? Son arrested but he didn’t do it. Son who grew up with no man present so, duh, he doesn’t know how to act like a man. Daughter pregnant. Not by a black guy because in the future women can aim even lower on the socioeconomic ladder. No, the sperm donor is an arab muslim. Well done. And both her kids almost graduate high school! Well done!

      1. Tonytaru


        I bet money I stand higher than your sister fucking ass does on the socioeconomic ladder. Keep your racist bullshit to yourself.

    7. Wtf


      FYI , dcf in mass can do nothing about a preg chick doing drugs. Chick can shoot up rt in front of them and they have no recourse at that moment. The will however file to take any kids chick already has , but someone would need to make dcf aware of exactly where and when chick is giving birth. They will immediately test and take. I have done this. Chick was doing heroin for a fact, and I reported , dcf couldn’t babysit, so that’s understandable but she did ask that if I found out when chick gave birth to call. I did find out thru the magic of Facebook and the fact that all these morons are morons. Dcf went directly there and took the infant from a cpl yrs ago. She could be on 5 & 6 by now. And these crack dudes pay to get rid of her and then the “johns” don’t care cuz they can get her knocked up if she already is. It’s soooo gross. She’s one you could have fun with , like 24 yrs old 4 kids I know of , has custody of none, baby daddy went to jail, there’s actual letters between the two acknowledging drugs and physical abuse during a pregnancy I can get. And her scam is telling multiple dudes she is preg, getting money for abortion and then carrying and hoarding and drugging the whole preg. The name sounds like tiffiny ,watch the spelling, chase , if she could keep custody of any of the wpawn she def would be a stamp seller IMO.

    8. wtatnuckgangsta


      I mean, weed IS a teratogen. But, if she maybe needs it for legit mental health, eat, drink or vape it in extreme moderation. The smoke is the worst you can do. A blunt is shit. Worst thing about prohibition is that it prevented any real education on the plant. Growing up in Worcester, it was what all the wangsta/wiggas used and still seems to be the same way. Pretty sad how that type of culture worsened the reputation of something that was originally banned do to profit loss of lumber companies and racism to keep white women away from black men.

    9. Wtfffff


      All these rocket scientist who defend idiots and use the word bully make me sick. How about standing up for the infant that can’t protect itself and IS being abused in utero. Use a dictionary for that. The chick with 3 should get them removed and was clearly smoking before it was considered legal, so go fuck yourself and if you want to get high in any way , don’t get fucking pregnant. Be selfish it’s a free country. Kill your self but you have zero right to endanger an infant or a child. Period. More occupants for ratchet island I say. Seriously fucking pisses me off, ignorant fucking skanks or dudes , until you can push a baby out the end of your dick , you have zero opinion on the subject.

    10. Brandi


      No issues, my fetus loved it. I did it with my taxpayer funded kids.

    11. Useless Generation


      I have to say the younger generation is clueless and the most useless generation so far ,this world has seen. Zero respect for anyone..so gangsta.. They think anyway. Yes let’s get high and be so cool..let’s not graduate and get jobs that will get us nowhere in life. Get knocked up and have zero respect for the baby they are carrying. Yes!!! You will make GREAT mother’s. Will you fill the bottles with scotch too??? Vodka maybe??? I miscarried my only pregnancy.. Was told I would never be able to carry full term. Found out a year later I had fibroids on my uterus and would need a hysterectomy. Yet the inbreds on here are having babies left and right..abusing them in every way possible. Yes girls…getting high on anything while pregnant is child abuse. You should by law..be forced to have your knees sewn together. It takes a REAL woman to be a mother. And by the posts I’ve been reading..by no means..should these girls own an animal..let alone carry a child. I feel bad for your children girl’s.. You won’t be raising them. The system will. And I’ll be damn sure I am one to adopt and raise the child to become a respectful..useful member of society. You’re a sorry ass bag of slutbuckets girls. I foresee nothing good in your future’s but welfare..ebt..section 8 housing in the ghetto..and drug use. Pity!!!!

      1. Barbella


        Agreed but you forgot to list the tattoo stamps – food stamps :/but you get tattoos with the money
        ( our money)

        1. Eh???


          My tattoos..?????

      2. Sterling Turtle Rider


        I agree with you, to an extent. It is terrible that so many people who can and should raise children, cannot, and that so many who have no means to, tend to have so many. But be careful not to judge an entire generation by the ones that are in the spotlight most – there are plenty (myself sadly included), who aren’t this way, who try to hold on to some of the ‘old fashioned’ values like respect and thoughtfulness. It’s hard to not be discouraged… especially when you get lumped in with these terrible people.

    12. Joe


      Facebook is getting worse than Reddit and 4Chan

    13. Wrong person


      I think you have me confused with someone else. I have 1 tattoo. And I’m also not on food stamps. Furthermore..i work for what I have. Why would you assume I’m on food stamps and getting a tattoo that I got..and paid for ..out of my pocket. With my own money. At Up In Flames tattoo studio. I would never be as stupid to get a home tattoo. I do not want hepatitis.. And someone who does not know what they are doing. Not to mention cheap artwork. I like REAL tattoos. Someone who would take their time and patience. I’m sorry I’m not who you think I am. And I do not have time to prove myself to you. As for who you think I am..too sell foodstamps for a tattoo is ridiculous.

    14. Me133


      Omg…i don’t know where to begin. It’s not your child Hernandez says we’re not paying for it. Somehow I suspect we are. I highly doubt she has private health insurance and an income where she owes taxes each year. Then the leopard printed ho pictures with daddy or a sugar daddy. I have to assume the latter only because I would never pose for a picture looking so slutty with my biological father. Of course my family has class. Now for the more important aspects. Yes, marijuana can have a profound effect on the unborn child while it’s developing in utero. Have these scuzzbuckets not heard of learning disabilities or mental health issues. Of course not because they are all suffering from them and have not received proper treatment. Why else would they be so ignorant..? That’s rhetorical….

    15. Independent Thinker


      This is why I am a strong advocate for abortions. Some people just shouldn’t breed. In fact, a lot of people shouldn’t breed.

    16. Kevin Blackmer


      She could smoke my blunt #justsayin

  • arrow