Some poor guy in Falmouth went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant the other day and he decided to wear his red MAGA hat out, not realizing there was a wild Avalardo who wasn’t going to allow him to eat his meal in peace.
I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on – this has been the longest two years of everyone’s life. Every day is a roller coaster ride. This one man has driven people like Casa de Queefa completely insane.
I’ve never been a fan of Donald Trump. Everyone who’s been reading me over the years knows that. I would prefer if he wasn’t President, and I don’t really feel like arguing about it because life is too short. Bite me if you don’t like it. With that said, if you cannot walk into a Mexican restaurant and eat your bean burrito without attacking a random person you don’t know because he’s wearing a Goddamn hate with 4 words on it, which in and of themselves are not offensive, then you should just stay at home in your rocking chair and chant “not my President” to yourself over and over again like Hillary does.
Here’s my question – does anyone even notice the lettering or words on these hats? If you replaced them with other words, but the same color scheme, would it evoke the same visceral reaction? Like, if the hat said, “Make Pocahontas President 2020” would anyone even read it? I doubt it, but let’s find out. These hats are now available in the Turtleboy Store by clicking here.
Anyway, El Feenyo’s name is Rosiane Santos of East Falmouth, and she ended up getting charged with disorderly conduct, simple A&B, and thrown in the drunk tank.
But from this point on she will forever be known as the Falmouth Fupacho Grande.
Thank God she was PC’d. Can you imagine sharing a cell with her after she just housed down four enchiladas? We’re gonna need a bigger plunger. Just sayin.
Young Bryton’s Facebook post has garnered a lot of attention, particularly in the light of the Jussie Smollett hate crime hoax. And not all of it is good attention……
Oh man, I forgot my “bring back patriarchy” hat at home. And my favorite part of world history was when holocaust survivors stuck around East Germany after the war and got traumatized by the Berlin Wall which was built 16 years after the war ended.
This hat is the same thing as wearing a swastika hat to a gypsy parade.
Because it might cause PTSD.
I’ll tell you what would give me PTSD – looking through her wedding album.
And it’s up to the guy in the hat to take his hat off because he’s traumatizing other people. It’s not their job to stop being easily triggered twatwaffles because they saw a hat with words on it. Everyone else has to cater to YOUR insanity.
Then there was Alyson with a Y. And when your parents add random Y’s where i’s are supposed to go, it means they want you to become a stripper. Unfortunately that wasn’t in the cards for her.
Maybe the Foxy Lady daytime shift. Here’s what she had to say.
Oh look, another basic white chick here to lecture us all on what the day to day experiences of minorities are. Evidently all black people get randomly assaulted by gestation gyros every time they go out to eat.
I was actually watching this on the news tonight and the bartender was Mexican. They interviewed him and he was laid back and said he didn’t give a shit. Because it’s a freaking HAT!! The hat was red, but the money the customer was paying was green. Turns out Mexicans are kind of like regular people. They just wanna make money and pay their bills and don’t need dumbass white people to protect them and treat them like porcelain dolls.
Then there was the “he was asking for it” crew.
Just like women who wear short skirts were asking to get raped, right Alyssa? That’s how it works doesn’t it? People wear certain clothing which inadvertently causes criminal behavior, and when it does it’s the fault of the person wearing the clothing since the offender’s bodily functions are outside of their control.
Do you people want more Trump? Because this is how you get it. He’s only in power because of people like YOU. These MAGA people find him appealing because he pisses YOU off, since everyone generally hates you. They figure if you don’t like him then he must be doing something right. So if you actually want some sort of return to normalcy, try acting normal. Or just keep doing what you’re doing and we can all have the longest 8 years of our lives together. Oy-vey.
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