First Of The Month Food Stamp Friday: Webster Sploogecream Selling His Friend’s EBT Because He Ran Out And Doesn’t Get His Until Today
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It’s the first of the month, which can only mean one thing – Happy Food Stamp Friday everyone!! Today’s featured guest is a local sploogecream Jacob Mills:
As you can see he was originally from Uxbridge. But the ratchetness burning deep inside his loins drew him magnetically to Webduh. And now he’s using not one, but two of his Facebook pages to sell his excess food stamps:
It’s OK though, because they’re not his food stamps, they’re his friend’s. His food stamps don’t come until the first of the month:
Because why wouldn’t an able-bodied man in his 20’s be eligible for government assistance? I wouldn’t wanna live in a country where those who are capable of working didn’t get a free check from the taxpayers every month. Someone’s gotta pay for those oversized white t-shirts
And 40 ounce bud heavies
After all, you can’t pour one out for the homies if you don’t have an 40’s in the fridge.
Clearly it is absurd that this individual receives government assistance. From the looks of it he has reproduced, which ratchets often do in order to suck more money out of the taxpayers. Because why should he be a responsible adult and take care of his own family? We should do that for him.
If you’d like to report Jacob Mills for EBT fraud, here’s how you can report online, and here’s the phone number to report it:
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