Fitchburg Chick Will Smoke You Up And Buy You Subway If You Give Her And Her Boyfriend A Ride To Visit Her Murderer Friend In A Maine Prison
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FYI, this is never a good idea:
Hey guys, is anyone out there looking to take a 3 hour bone ride with me during rush hour traffic on Friday up 495 north so we can visit my friend in prison?
Seems like it would be one hell of a bone ride:
Just a quick heads up. Marijuana is technically legal. But soliciting strangers from Fitchburg with free weed is never a good idea. The type of person who would look at this and say, “Fuck it, I’ll go,” is probably the kind of person who’s gonna take a wrong turn somewhere and end up where no one can hear you scream. Ya know, because normal people don’t have 10 hours to kill on a Friday to drive some goth chick on Facebook to a prison in Maine. Just sayin.
Anyway, what’s her friend Tia Ludwick doing in a prison in Maine?
Oh good, she’s going to visit her friend who robbed and murdered a meth dealer. Joy. She seems like a real peach too.
She seems nice.
My question is, what do you talk about with this stranger broad for three hours?
So……..you like tattoos? I thought about getting a tattoo once if the Red Sox won the World Series. But I ended up chickening out because realistically I just never saw that happening.
Ummmmmm…..where did you go to high school?
“Oh good. You went to ALL of the high schools. That’s normal. Do you have any good emo CD’s we can listen to, or shall we listen to sports talk radio? What do you prefer, Felger or Dale and Holley? Do you think the Pats should trade Jimmy G? Is Isaiah Thomas a top 10 player? What do you think the biggest concern for the Red Sox is heading into spring training? What do you think of the Bruins trade deadline acquisition?”
So many things to discuss. So little time. I’m sure that three hour ride will fly by.
Anyway, as you can see, this chick can’t weight more than 90 pounds.
Which kind of makes you wonder, is she insane? This might be the most dangerous thing I’ve ever heard. Which then kind of makes me think, maybe she’s the insane one, and I should be worried for the guy who volunteers to drive her. I mean, she is visiting a good friend who’s in prison for murder, so, ya know. Birds of a feather. Plus the second you bring up her murdering friend this happens:
Yea, so if you do give this chick a ride on Friday, icksnay on the urdermay.
Here’s a question – why not just take the bus or a train?
Oh I see. It’s inconvenient waking up early. Better solicit a ride from a complete stranger and entice them with marijuana. That sounds like a much smarter thing to do. Don’t think she’s gonna be getting a ride from this guy:
Well, as this thread went on, and on, and on (over 500 comments and counting), Tiara must’ve finally realized that her plan was ill advised. So she added another stipulation to the deal – you have to let her boyfriend come too:
So let me get this straight. You had a boyfriend of six years this entire time, who happened to have Friday off from work (shocking, I know) and was willing to drive with you to Maine to visit your friend the junkie slayer? What am I missing here? Let me guess, your winner of a boyfriend doesn’t have a car or a license? All I’m saying is, this greatly decreases your odds of finding someone who is willing to drive you up there. I mean, if I was a creeper with some time to kill, I might drive you to prison if you bought me Quiznos and we burned down at least 3 L’s. But yea, if there’s gonna be some random guy there and you guys are finger blasting each other in the back seat, no dice.
Anyway, I actually really wanna hear how this ends up going. If I killed a guy in Maine I wouldn’t expect anyone to visit me in prison. And all of my friends have cars. This is the definition of a Fitchburg ride or die chick.
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