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    Fitchburg Queefpie Announces She Threw Boiling Water On A Cat, Goes To Doyle Field To Fight Anyone Talking Shit On Facebook

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    If you’ve ever taken your dog for a walk and had to deal with another animal that won’t leave your dog alone, you know there are a few ways to handle such a situation. This is not one of them:

    Maybe that’s how they do it in Fitchburg, but out here in civilized society we generally refrain from throwing boiled water on kitty cats. If you feel like the cat is playing too rough then just do what the President does – grab it by the pussy. Trust me, when you’re a celebrity they let you do it.

    At first we figured she was just kidding. After all, we’ve gotten a million messages about some skag asking where to dump a newborn baby all over various town pages. This is the new thing now – saying outrageously false things to see if Turltleboy will blog about it. So we have to vet these stories for fake news.

    Turns out this one is all too true.

    It’s a wild cat? Sure it is. Because lots of wild cats live in domesticated environments. I’m sure it was about to make your dog it’s dinner. Especially since her dog easily weighs at least 3 times as much as the cat. Definitely.

    She also claimed that she only threw the scalding tea (because this chick sure seems like a tea and crumpets kind of gal) on the cat’s tail:

    Just the tip. Just for a minute. Just so the pussy could see how it feels.

    Pick that booger girl! Go for it!

    People started criticizing Aracelis for throwing boiling water on a cat, which of course only strengthened her ratchet resolve:

    Next thing you know she was planning on fighting everyone in the twin cities:

    She wasn’t kidding either. She went full hoodrat and actually went to Doyle Field to document the fact that she will cut a bitch if they talk shit to her on the Internet.

    That’s when the ratchet reinforcements came in, and somehow managed to turn a cat and dog beef into a black and white thing:

    Jennifer Ho-pez is NOT fucking around. She’s “fleek.”

    I think that’s a good thing, but I don’t speak EngFitch.

    While Aracelis was apparently looking for new cats to throw boiling water on, Queen Fleek was holding it down and keeping white folks in line:

    Yea, everyone knows that white people are the only people who own cats. We be loving that shit almost as much as we love Whole Foods.

    Anyway, keep working on that selfie game girl. I see a bright career as an Instagram model in your future.

    And by Instagram model I mean welfare queen with an iPhone.

     

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    Discussion

    1. Charisma Beauty


      I’d throw a shot at both those PR’s. But it’ll have to be quick cause they don’t age well.

    2. Rico can I still claim it


      It’s never just the tip. Pussy feels way to good for just the tip.

      If she did that to the cat, she deserves to have her face pushed into a pot of boiling water.

    3. Publius


      Where hoodrats so proud to be hood and ghetto ten years ago?

    4. Michael Hutson


      some folks are just lacking something internally-heart,brain,whatever;just sit back and watch ‘karma’ do it’s immortal thing-as a Christian i have to hope they will get better,but wouldn’t put odds on it

    5. Burgling turts


      Did i really see a Pur Juz ad up there?

    6. Phil


      Yeah “Yadira” lmao you and your Mom and Grandmother and every other woman in your family would know if white peoples houses were dirty cuz you’re the ones cleanin em ya fuckin ugly ass jumpin bean. Put ya eyeballs back in ya head Goya bitch.

      1. Kevin Lynch


        My house is dirty. But I do love Pure Juz!

    7. BillsAlwaystheBills


      Cute little Huni isn’t ? Why all these Puerto Ricans wanna move to Boston? Is it the frigid summers or the cold water lobsters ? Them Chatham banannas or just that wicked Harwichport tan ? (PRs are known to come to New England to tone up on their tans) not to mention the abundance of coconuts, rum, palm trees and other tropical fruits this side south of the Arctic Circle.
      She speaks Spanish,,, Wouldn’t know Bobby Ore from a rowboat Ore….. And to think China is working on technology to bomb us ….

    8. Stephanie


      Both of those girls are dirty. You can tell by looking at them. They’re the typical trash that has DESTROYED Fitchburg.

    9. MexicanHousekeeper


      I’ve actually never been in a Puerto Rican’s house that didn’t smell like dogs and beans.

    10. JoeMomma


      She was mad that the cat had a much higher IQ than she did.

    11. Jafreese


      Cats suck. For some reason it’s ok to let them roam free and do whatever they want. We had one for a while in our neighborhood that would go after my kids and dog. But if it was the other way around and my dog went after someone it would be front page news and I’d probably get sued. Of course that would never happen cuz we are responsible dog owners.

    12. Publius


      speaking EngFitch, classic.

    13. Captain Crunch


      Racist Puerto Ricans in Fitchburg.

      Everything is wonderful in Puerto Rico.

      They hate White People but love the charity of White People.

      She should hang-out with the sicko who microwaved the turtle.

      1. The Wall


        LOL

      2. Sonny's Mom


        Makes sense. PR is also known as “Dead Dog Island”. Unbelievable number of abused, abandoned and stray animals down there.

    14. Hhgg


      But feral cats are terrible

    15. Michael Savage


      Press 1 for English.

      1. The Executioner


        Awesome! Press 1 for deporting! This guy just makes too much sense!

    16. Chip Striker


      Like all brown people, Peurto Ricans come from a shilthole poverty stricken place to exploit our welfare system and just end up polluting our neighborhoods and schools.

    17. Mayor William Lantigua


      Diversity in Lawrence, Massachusetts

    18. Mayor William Lantigua


      If you live in Lawrence you should move to Dominican Republic, what’s the difference. Live cheap and payoff the cops and prosecutors for protection and no investigation of your business dealings, harem and use of deadly force.

      1. BantamBallers


        EBT sign in foreground, nice touch

    19. Mayor William Lantigua


      Lawrence Massachusetts

    20. Barry


      So she threw boiling water on a cat. At least she didn’t throw the cat in boiling water. Anyone that has a problem with what she did but still eats at the Super Buffet is a damn hypocrite.

      1. Cracker Jack


        Exactly. & it wasn’t boiling! It was warm tea water. Probably 120 degrees, far from 212. Hot enough to warm your chilly fingers. Savage rocks!

    21. They call me Ponch


      Pure Juz ??!!

      Tried to go there. They be closed.

      Those chicks probably love da Juz!

      1. Archie Bunker


        Sounds more like a banking operation

    22. Mike Rochannelle


      Excuse me, I can’t see her complaint. I thought French people were white. I mean she IS French right ? Don’t they have the French Rivera ? Thing I wonder is why would one would leave the French Rivera,, to come here? And what’s with the complaining there’s white people here ???

    23. Juz Hater


      I mean does Turtle even know who owns Pure Juz? Seems like a funny person to be taking money from.

    24. Irishcurse


      I see this cunt posted the boycott turtleboy on her facebook. If she isnt afraid of people outing her why is she calling for TB boycott. I hope she OD’s tonight .

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