Florida Gutter Weasel Frauds Desperate Man Looking For A Relationship Out Of $300,000
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Miami Herald: A Florida man was looking for companionship, but now he’s a lot lighter in the wallet after being tricked out of $300,000, police said.
An 85-year-old Pembroke Pines man started dating Nancy Guy, 45, after meeting her on a dating site. Guy claimed to be a dress maker who needed money, according to the Miami Herald.
Guy promised to repay the man, but her “excuses ranged from being diagnosed with cancer to having a flood in her warehouse which she alleges destroyed $400,000 in dresses that she had made,” the Herald story said.
On Thursday, Guy was charged with grand theft.
What the fuck is in the water in Florida?! Serious question. It seems like every time I write a blog about some idiots like these two, Florida is somehow involved. Look at this mug shot for a minute, eyes barely open and skin like tree bark. Isn’t that the face you would want to bring to Applebee’s? That has meth-head written all over it.
Obviously, she is the criminal for stealing a bunch of money, but I blame the dude a lot more. This happens literally all the time, women like this one find a sucker and latch on to him until his funds are dry. Jump on a rich 85 year old lonely dude, and convince him you love him until he starts giving money, that’s Gold-Digger 101 fellas.
And here is the other thing, they were supposedly in a “relationship” for 3 years? and she went through the whole thing under a different identity? and lied about things such as having cancer? and having $400,000 in dresses ruined in a fucking warehouse?
It sounds like this dude only talked to her on the internet throughout the entire 3 years. It’s humanly impossible to fake cancer with a companion in your life for 3 fucking years. Also, if she owned an entire warehouse with $400,000 worth of clothing, wouldn’t you want to see it? I guess i shouldn’t be trying to rationalize this because it just isn’t rational.
I was just thinking about this, if your a money hungry desperate person, wouldn’t this be the best panhandling scheme ever? The bums in Worcester need to step their game up because 7 bucks in nickels and dimes isn’t going to get you methed up like this chick was. Half of the bums pushing you for change have an iPhone in hand already, so they have what they need!
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