• Florida Gutter Weasel Frauds Desperate Man Looking For A Relationship Out Of $300,000



    Florida Gutter Weasel Frauds Desperate Man Looking For A Relationship Out Of $300,000

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    Miami Herald: A Florida man was looking for companionship, but now he’s a lot lighter in the wallet after being tricked out of $300,000, police said. An 85-year-old Pembroke Pines man started dating Nancy Guy, 45, after meeting her on a dating site. Guy claimed to be a dress maker who needed money, according to the Miami Herald. Guy promised to repay the man, but her “excuses ranged from being diagnosed with cancer to having a flood in her warehouse which she alleges destroyed $400,000 in dresses that she had made,” the Herald story said.

    On Thursday, Guy was charged with grand theft. 

    What the fuck is in the water in Florida?! Serious question. It seems like every time I write a blog about some idiots like these two, Florida is somehow involved. Look at this mug shot for a minute, eyes barely open and skin like tree bark. Isn’t that the face you would want to bring to Applebee’s? That has meth-head written all over it.

    Obviously, she is the criminal for stealing a bunch of money, but I blame the dude a lot more. This happens literally all the time, women like this one find a sucker and latch on to him until his funds are dry. Jump on a rich 85 year old lonely dude, and convince him you love him until he starts giving money, that’s Gold-Digger 101 fellas.

    And here is the other thing, they were supposedly in a “relationship” for 3 years? and she went through the whole thing under a different identity? and lied about things such as having cancer? and having $400,000 in dresses ruined in a fucking warehouse?

    It sounds like this dude only talked to her on the internet throughout the entire 3 years. It’s humanly impossible to fake cancer with a companion in your life for 3 fucking years. Also, if she owned an entire warehouse with $400,000 worth of clothing, wouldn’t you want to see it? I guess i shouldn’t be trying to rationalize this because it just isn’t rational.

    I was just thinking about this, if your a money hungry desperate person, wouldn’t this be the best panhandling scheme ever? The bums in Worcester need to step their game up because 7 bucks in nickels and dimes isn’t going to get you methed up like this chick was. Half of the bums pushing you for change have an iPhone in hand already, so they have what they need!

     

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    1. They call me Ponch


      She’s 45?
      Yeah right.

      She’s worth $3, not $300,000

      Sad story

    2. TIG OLE BITTIES


      ” I blame the dude a lot more”. Are you a dumbass? He is an 85 year old man. He comes from a time when you could trust your neighbor or a stranger. He prolly hasn’t touched a woman in a long time and gets jacked by this skank in capris and a tank top. He can’t see the alligator skin or the herpe mouth all he sees is a younger woman that is being nice to him. ” I blame the dude” go fuck yourself

    3. NotMe


      Wait here a minute.
      We’re in Florida now? Again?
      What has happened to the integrity of TBS? Is there no honor in staying local?
      Too many times I’ve seen good reporting on our current issues, and then there is little follow up?
      What ever happened to Trashley and her Florida boyfriend? (Oh shit, there’s Florida again)
      Was TBS so thoroughly threatened by them that it’s off limits?

      1. Hughbo Mont


        I think the MCF (McGovern Crime Family) has put the kibosh on anymore investigations into Trashely – by TB and anybody else.

    4. sharon evans


      You are right turtle boy!! I live in Florida, Vero beach area. I used to live in Connecticut. Bristol CT. To be exact, remember your Bristol CT. story at Rockwell park. I went from the frying pan to the fire.. I wish you could bring attention about the Coco beach story about the teenagers who video taped that disabled man drowning in the lake and these hood rats recorded him drowning in the lake laughing yelling at him and did nothing to help, this poor man died and now it looks like they may only get a slap on the wrist. This happened about an hour away from me.

      1. TortugaNiño


        We can only pray that our beloved turtle does what is necesarry about that story because if i have ever heard of someone who deserves to feel the full extent of the turtles wrath it is those sub-human wastes of flesh. That being said, as a loyal turtle rider i also believe in my heart that in this case turtleboy would feel as if ingoring this story would be the “pussy thing to do” and feel morally obligated to do all in his power to out these cowards. Its what he does. Have faith, be patient, and i assure you the turtle will provide. He always does.

        1. TortugaNiño


          My sincerest apologies for the repetitive error of not capitalizing “The Turtle”. Not typically a grammar nazi but i think he has earned that.

    5. Transplant


      There is a special place in Hell for people who prey on the elderly.

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